第3章 其實我是外星人

  “蕭炎?”?聖聞言?驚??己?真???鬥破?世界?啊?

  ?眼?????鬥破世界?主角蕭炎?

  ?聖抬????眼高空?估計蕭炎見?己從??掉???死?把?己當成??仙??

  ?聖輕咳?聲?既?別?????????己?裝?逼????蕭炎??

  當即?“????正?仙???且???搭救??仙??”


  “真?嗎?”少年蕭炎滿臉欣喜?色?絲毫?懷疑?聖?話?

  ?????任憑誰從??掉???死????當成?仙???

  “當??假?啦?”?聖?????

  ???點?點????蕭炎?指??黑色戒指???聖?念?動?

  藥塵????戒指內嗎??己???坑??呢?

  仿佛?????聖?眼?似??蕭炎把戴?戒指??放???背?

  ????聽?聖?“?真?????此??呢??需??把?枚戒指先交給??”


  “?????戒指?”蕭炎臉色?變??意識??退?兩步?仿佛??警惕?聖似??

  ?聖點?點???“??????把?枚戒指給?????傳?仙法???怎?樣?”


  “??拒絕嗎?”蕭炎?意識?問??

  ???母親留給?己?唯?遺物??己?????送????哪怕????仙??行?

  “當????????????從??掉???????乖乖?交?????傳?法術?讓??成?和??樣優秀???”


  ?聖嘿嘿?笑??

  ?聖感覺?己連??孩??東西??騙?真特?猥瑣啊????樣欺負鬥破?主角??挺爽??

  “?行?仙?????母親留給??遺物????交給??”


  蕭炎?嚴肅??????????戒指???確?重??

  ???聖???????知???戒指????????藥老啊??己???拿?才行?

  ???關係?主角命運?戒指?既??己?????????主角什?事??

  “?難??讓別??輩?????嗎??難???????侮辱???報仇嗎????交?戒指??保證??吊打???”


  ?聖???

  吊打????玩笑??己??知????行???騙騙?孩????

  ??聖?????蕭炎似乎??動??陷入?思考??

  ??半響??蕭炎終於咬?咬牙?跪倒???聖???高高舉?????戒指?

  ?“?請仙?傳?仙法?”


  ?聖嘿嘿?笑??話???直接抓住??枚戒指?

  ???戒指???聖又??蕭炎?“????樣吧??明?晚?再????教?最厲害?仙法?”


  “啊哈?”蕭炎?愣????相信?仙??總感覺像??耍?似??

  “?行?仙???果????傳?仙法???把戒指?給??”蕭炎直接向??聖撲????

  ?聖?意識??退?兩步?躲??蕭炎???

  仰??叫“筋鬥雲?”


  ?朵?雲頓?從??降落???聖???

  ?聖跳??雲彩??????驚訝??????意識?叫??句????真?????

  ?聖站?筋鬥雲??????己???蕭炎??“??給?機?????既???????明?晚??????拜拜?”


  ?聖揮?揮??直接驅使?筋鬥雲?瞬??消失?見??

  蕭炎?“……”


  臥槽??

  蕭炎徹底?傻眼??

  見??恥????見????恥??

  “?恥?混蛋??別跑啊?”蕭炎?叫?????聖?經飛遠??

  ?????蕭炎?停??追趕??己??聖笑??讓?追?咱?筋鬥雲????跟鬥?翻十萬?千???

  ?算??鬥?化翼?追???

  另?座?山????聖抓?戒指?始研究????

  ???把?戒指內?藥老喚醒???喔?

  “喂???????啊????敘唄?”


  ?聖??戒指叫??

  ??卻??任何?回應?

  難??玩意??給主角使用嗎?太坑爹?吧?

  “藥老?藥尊者?藥塵?老梆??老混蛋?”?聖連續叫??????依????任何?回應?

  “?擦勒??????毫?半點作用?東西啊?”?聖驚愕?問??

  ?把戒指放????????撿???顆?石??

  ??戒指?“喂?老梆???丫??????????話???砸死???”


  “停……停??話????別砸壞?戒指?”


  ??聲音?戒指內響???????霧飛????化成???老者?

  “????嘛?何必??動?呢?”?聖丟掉?石??拍?拍?掌笑??

  “咦????蕭家??家夥啊?”藥老驚愕?問??

  ?聖摸?摸鼻???“?????蕭家??嗎?其實??外星??”


  藥老?“……”


  “外星??什??”藥老驚愕?問??

  “外星????……外星??”?聖解釋????繼續?“別廢話??告訴??焚訣?修煉?法?”


  “啊??怎?知???焚訣?”藥老更加詫異??

  “???????外星?????預知??未??本事咯?快點?教給??”


  ?聖??迫?及待????

  ??????己把異火?給收???蕭炎??咋辦呢?嘿嘿?難?成?烏坦城養老至死嗎?

  “外星??底??什?東西???少年??雖???知??從哪??知??焚訣???????給??”


  藥老???

  ?聖?“……”


  “P???丫?真?逼?打老?家嗎???聖??打老????欺負?孩???難?非?逼?動?嗎?”


  ?聖?把揪住?藥老?衣服惡狠狠????

  “額?少年?別????給?????”


  藥老??聖抓住?衣服?臉色頓??變?急忙??????揮????黑色卷軸?????聖????

  ?聖?怔??

  ??????給?呢???怎?又妥協??

  ?聖?懶?管??????當即抓住?黑色卷軸???????黑色卷軸??信息?徑直?灌入??聖?腦海??

  “原????焚訣啊????老梆?????事??繼續?沉睡吧?”


  ?聖直接把藥老給丟????

  藥老像??同?赦?般?快速?鑽進?戒指內??

  其實??藥老????聖動???????剛剛抓??己?衣服?竟?讓?己動用??鬥??

  ?少年?實?實??太?於恐怖?點??