第一章想變回來嗎?

  冷雨萬念俱灰?躺?床???動彈?“完???????望?嗚嗚?騙????穿越?最???怎????樣?”


  ??冷雨躺???????討厭?係統聲音又響???

  “係主?係主?請注意?請注意??否領取??城曆練禮包?”


  “啊?切??興趣???煩??????什???感興趣?”冷雨懶洋洋?喃喃??

  “檢測係主積極性太差?請係主認真???”穿梭係統??????

  “額?切????????什?認真!”冷雨繼續慵懶??

  “係主?請配合??工作?請認真?待係統任務?”係統


  “切????配合???咬?啊?”冷雨翻????安詳?閉?眼睛休息?

  “??”係統竟??性化????字?冷雨聽?睜?眼睛?驚訝?:“哦?係統?????啊?”


  “哪當??本係統??未?製造?智?係統?”係統驕傲????

  “哦?未??製造???意思?哪?未?幾年啊?”冷雨??坐?床??感興趣??

  “?????聽錯??係主請???問?”係統知??應該透露????立馬停住??透露重?信息?

  “哎呀?別啊??聽???告訴?吧?求求???”冷雨??獲???消息連女??買萌?用???

  “係主??於??問題???係主權限?夠??法告訴係主?”?惜係統?吃??套?直接拒絕冷雨??

  “????聊?繼續睡覺?”冷雨又躺??睡覺??

  “?重複???係主?領??城曆練禮包嗎?”係統??次詢問??

  “?興趣??興趣?別煩?睡覺?”冷雨又懶洋洋????

  “鑒於係主太?消極?係統決定告訴係主??變回男?機??”係統平靜????

  冷雨?聽整??睡意全??立馬睜?眼睛?驚喜?跳????

  “係統?????真?嗎?”冷雨激動????

  “???本係統從?騙??”係統保證??

  ”???快??快??“冷雨確定??又急忙讓係統告訴?己?法?

  “?簡單?係主???穿越?動漫世界??讓動漫男主角喜歡?己?收集足夠?愛?????把?己變回男??”係統慢悠悠????

  “什??????遍?讓??攻略男??怎?惡??行?本?爺??純爺????惡???行?”冷雨?聽讓?己?泡男?????讓?己?死?

  “係主請?認清事實?????經變成女??????哪?像男??”係統立馬吐嘈冷雨?

  “?惡?????害??”冷雨???????

  “??????屬於??關係?????係統?故障???關係統原因?”


  “???……”


  ”?什???種?咬?啊?“係統竟??學她剛才?它?話?

  “?惡??記住????管係統??法太惡???????男?怎???做??惡??事呢???給?換???法?”冷雨?急敗壞??

  “????係主???辦法?係主???做啊?”係統淡定?回答??

  “?惡??惡??死????故意?吧?係統?”冷雨?怒??

  “?啊?係主?本係統??故意??係主??選擇?做啊????某???輩?做女???”係統?鹹?淡????

  “???……”冷雨聽???報?枕??連續用??砸?床單??像把床當成係統????

  冷雨?泄????最?癱軟?躺回床??似乎?奈?接受????法?

  “???係統??贏??老?認??”冷雨?奈????

  “係主接受愛??任務成功?連續攻略十??男???既?成功?預祝係主早日完成?”


  “十?男??怎?????????受????惡??恨?係統?”冷雨????

  “係主?係主??果??侮辱本係統?係統將把十?加成?百??”係統立馬威脅??

  “唉?唉?別?別??????十??點????夠??夠??”冷雨連忙求饒??

  “哼?算?聰明?”係統竟?傲嬌????

  “哦????係統???????城曆練禮包呢???領取????領取?”冷雨突????己??禮包?領???????新??禮包立馬激動???

  “收?????啟禮包?恭喜係主獲?綠茶婊?賦?”係統淡淡???

  “啊嘞?綠茶婊?什?鬼啊??算什?禮包啊?係統?騙?啊?”冷雨立馬????

  “係主請注意用詞?本係統?品必定精良?絕?假貨?綠茶婊?賦接近男性???讓男性?感度?動增加百分?十???擁?吸引男性?魅惑?質?絕??勾引純情少年?成熟?叔?最佳選擇?”


  “哦?????真?用啊?”冷雨摸??巴點???

  ????冷雨幻??己勾引男??樣????男?摸??己??體?含情脈脈????己立馬感覺?渾?雞皮疙瘩?????連忙跑?衛???嘔吐???

  吐?????冷雨才慢慢走???

  “真?太惡???惡?死???”冷雨?臉厭惡?坐回床??

  係統?????話?冷雨躺????翻???桌????張照片?哪??和父母唯??合照??家?口微笑?站????臉??洋溢?幸福?笑容?

  冷雨???張照片頓?沉默????表情逐漸陰沉???“李言????伯?回?????等??屬於??????件?件?奪回?????讓??付?代價??”冷雨暗?捏緊?拳??咬?牙齒?眼睛?充滿?複仇?怒火??

  冷雨???床?拿?桌??相框???相片??兩???深情?凝視?許久?最?緊緊?抱?懷??

  “爸媽?兒??孝?讓????血??搶走??????定?搶回???????????”冷雨抱?相框?眼角?流?幾顆晶瑩剔透?淚珠?