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第606章:染頭髮

  「說的也是!那接下來呢?咱們需要幹什麼呢?」 

  「髮型!」 

  葉楓打量金兄良久后,嘴中徒然爆出兩字。 

  「髮型?難道爺這髮型還不夠帥嘛?」金兄瞪大了雙眼,一臉不可置信的樣子。 

  「是帥,但是還不夠!你需要更帥!」葉楓沉重的點了點頭。 

  「該怎麼做?」金兄眼中一凝。 

  「先給你做個髮根燙,再來個離子燙,最後染個色,應該沒多大問題!」 

  葉楓摸了摸下巴,思索著點了點頭。 

  「神馬意思?」 

  金兄一臉的迷茫。 

  「來,先把眼睛閉上!」 

  葉楓搓了搓手,一臉蠢蠢欲動的模樣。 

  「干```````幹嘛````````」 

  望著葉楓那不壞好意的樣子,金兄心中莫名的升起了一絲不祥的預感。 

  「哪那麼多廢話!你還想不想變帥了?」 

  葉楓白了金兄一眼。 

  「好`````````好把`````````」 

  考慮了一會兒后,金兄彷彿做了什麼重大決定一般,狠狠的點了點頭,隨後閉上了雙目。 

  「呼滋````````」 

  感受到面龐一陣火熱,金兄不由自主的悄悄偷看了一眼`````````` 

  「卧槽!葉兄,你這是幹嘛?」 

  還真是不看不知道,一看嚇一跳。 

  只見眼前的葉楓正拿著一根火把準備往自己腦門子上按。那熊熊火焰饒是金兄水火不侵也是被嚇了一跳。 

  「別亂動,待會燙壞了可別來找我!」 

  葉楓眼睛一眯,精神力高度集中了起來。 

  「哇呀呀`````````」 

  「葉兄,您可得手下留情吶!俺頭上毛本來就不多,您可別一下子燒完了````````」 

  「放心,安啦,也不想想我是誰啦!」 

  葉楓輕輕安慰了一句,手上可是絲毫不留情的按了上去。 

  「嗞溜——」 

  一陣青煙自金兄腦門上冒起````````` 

  金兄腦門上的頭髮因火焰的高溫而迅速的蜷曲了起來,根根直發瞬間變卷,恍惚中有股淡淡的焦味瀰漫在了空氣之中```````` 

  「葉`````````葉兄`````````你弄好了沒啊?」 

  金兄的小心肝自葉楓拿著火把往自個兒腦門上蓋的時候就開始噗通噗通猛跳了起來,饒有種衝出牙齒重見天日之感! 

  「快了,快了`````````」 

  葉楓含糊不清的回道。 

  「到底還要多久啊`````````」 

  不多時,金兄再次問道。 

  「差不多了,等會再給你染個顏色,對了,你喜歡什麼顏色啊?」 

  葉楓搓了搓手問道。 

  「土黃色吧!那顏色比較帥!」 

  金兄想了想,隨後說道。 

  「土黃色?你是說那種類似於大便的顏色?」葉楓笑問。 

  「咳咳`````````」 

  「那`````````那換一種,紅色吧!那樣比較拉風`````````」 

  金兄乾咳了兩聲,被葉楓說的他哪敢弄啊````````` 

  「紅色?你是說那種像是剛殺完豬,豬血濺了一整頭的紅色?」葉楓眨了眨眼睛。 

  「那````````那紫色````````」 

  金兄立即改口。 

  「紫色?你是說那種類似於遠古大魔頭腦門上頭髮的顏色?」 

  金兄話音剛落,便又傳來了葉楓質疑的聲音````````` 

  金兄:「綠色!」 

  葉楓:「啊?綠色?怪獸一般都是這個顏色``````````」 

  金兄:「藍色!」 

  葉楓:「靠!那不是和天空一個顏色?你站在天空下不跟個沒頭髮一樣?」 

  「蒼天吶`````````」 

  金兄悲嚎一聲:「大哥!那您說吧,什麼顏色適合我?」 

  金兄差點沒被葉楓整崩潰了。 

  「嗯!黑色吧!這個顏色比較帥!」葉楓摸了摸自己的空間戒指,發現自己袋子里只有一瓶黑墨水,然後很是鎮定的說道。 

  「成!那就黑色吧!」金兄二話不說便給答應了下來。 

  「看!下面,便是見證奇迹的時刻!」 

  葉楓大喝一聲,頓時一道青光閃起。 

  「哇——」 

  金兄驚得目瞪口呆。 

  「嘩啦——」 

  只聽見一聲水響。金兄頓時一頭黑水。 

  「凝!」 

  葉楓再次喝道,手中火把啪的往金兄腦門子上一按。 

  「呼吱——」 

  在高溫的烘烤下,黑墨水很快便幹了``````````` 

  「來,大功告成!先擦擦臉`````````」 

  葉楓拍了拍手,給金兄遞了塊毛巾過去。 

  「擦擦臉?」一腦黑墨水宛如剛從煤礦中出來的金兄很是疑惑的眨了眨眼睛`````````` 

  「咳咳`````````」 

  「你臉上有點污漬,需要擦一擦!」 

  葉楓乾咳了一聲,緩緩說道。 

  「哦,好!」 

  金兄低頭答應了一聲便擦起了臉來`````````` 

  「卧槽!葉兄,你給我這毛巾咋是黑的啊?」 

  擦拭了兩下后,金奇帥突然覺得有些不對勁,仔細一看才發現整塊毛巾都黑了`````````` 

  「咳`````````」 

  葉楓撓了撓頭,其實他很想說:「哥們,你的臉比這毛巾更黑呢````````」 

  但望著那傻乎乎的金兄,他也沒忍心打擊他,緩緩又從空間戒指中掏出了一塊更大的毛巾,一股腦的就按到了金兄臉上``````````` 

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  周末有點急事,沒趕上更新,抱歉。 

  謝謝大家的支持,名次已經逐步恢復了小達在這裡拜謝各位了。 

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