第29章 番外三：wryyyyyyyy
在如此焦灼的氣氛下，張少煊幾人終於吃完了飯，鄭戰國表示要出去走走，除了張少煊幾人還有段語然和鄭樹海幾人，其他人都跟著去了，張少煊讓dio一方和無慘留了下來，為了防止不測。
??張少煊帶著幾人走在路上，怎麽說呢……感覺就像聚眾遊行一樣，一群人向著遊樂園走去。
??段語然：“呐歐豆豆，其他人都用一種奇怪的眼神看著我們唉……”
??張少煊笑了笑：“沒關係，一會兒就到了。”
??段語然：“嗯！果然歐豆豆最棒了！”
??到了遊樂園門口，灰蛇帶著幾人在門口站著，看見張少煊來了，單膝跪地說道：“首領，東西都在這了。”
??說完，身後一人拿著黑色保險箱走了過來，張少煊用指紋解鎖後，拿出了裏麵的東西：“嗯，不錯，你們也要一起來嗎？”
??灰蛇：“不必了，裏麵我等已經檢查完畢，沒有奇怪人員，首領可放心的遊玩。”
??張少煊點點頭：“嗯，辛苦了。”隨後對著身後的眾人說：“走吧，今天我們包場。”說完，老婆們就進去玩了，灰蛇和身後一群世界蛇的保鏢鞠躬說道：“首領玩的開心！”
??“首領玩的開心！”
??張少煊點點頭，揮了揮手走了進去。
??“呐，媽媽媽媽，我想玩那個~”
??黑子抱起依依來，寵溺的說道：“好~依你~”
??“霞之丘姐姐，等等我們啦！”唯在後麵喊道
??霞之丘：“真是的，唯醬你們明明是偶像，要多鍛煉才好嘛！“
??唯：“唔！是律醬噠！不怪我們！”
??律：“唯你背叛我！”
??“好啦好啦快一點啦！今天我們要好好玩玩！”
??“唔！尤絲蒂亞娜！你慢一點啦！真是的！”
??“希留耶大人，我覺得是不是我們太慢了呢……”
??“可蘿仔你背叛我！”
??“曉！這裏這裏！”
??真戶曉拿著個相機：“琴！慢一點啦！”
??“saber醬！我們去吃棉花糖好不好！”
??“額……禰豆子啊，晚上還是少吃點糖比較好哦~”
??“唔！好吧~”
??“老公！看見詩羽了嗎！”
??張少煊：“美智留啊，你好慢啊，詩羽都走了好久了！”
??“唔！”
??“安娜醬！我們去坐摩天輪吧！”
??“晴姐姐，我有點恐高……”
??一時間，遊樂園突然熱鬧了起來。
??“唉？老公呢？”
??段語然也反應了過來：“歐豆豆跑了嗎！”
??這時，喇叭裏傳來了張少煊的聲音和吉他的聲音
??For all the times that you rain on my parade
??And all the clubs you get in using my name
??You think you broke my heart oh girl for goodness sake
??You think I"m crying oh my oh
??And I didn"t e a song cause
??I didn"t ill care
??I don"t but you still hit my phone up
??And baby I be movin" on and I think you should be somethin"
??I don"t
??My mama don"t like you and she likes everyone
??And I never like to admit that I was wrong
??And I"ve been so caught up in my job didn"t see "s going on
??And noer sleeping on my own
??Cause if you like the?much
??Oh baby you should go and love yourself
??And if you think that I"m still holdin" on to somethin"
??You should go and love yourself
??一首《love youself》唱下來，張少煊一點失誤沒有，這種歌對張少煊來說隻是灑灑水
??But ed my friends
??The only problem hem
??And every time you told me my opinion was wrong
??And tried to make me forget e from
??And I didn"t e a song
??Cause I didn"t ill care
??I don"t but you still hit my phone up
??And baby I be movin" on and I think you should be somethin"
??I don"t
??My mama don"t like you and she likes everyone
??And I never like to admit that I was wrong
??And I"ve been so caught up in my job didn"t see "s going on
??And noer sleeping on my own
??Cause if you like the?much
??Oh baby you should go and love yourself
??And if you think that I"m still holdin" on to somethin"
??You should go and love yourself
??For all the times that you made me feel small
??I fell in love no all
??I never felt so low when I was vulnerable
??as I a fool to let you break doy walls
??Cause if you like the?much
??Oh baby you should go and love yourself
??And if you think that I"m still holdin" on to somethin"
??You should go and love yourself
??Cause if you like the?much
??Oh baby you should go and love yourself
??And if you think that I"m still holdin" on to somethin"
??You should go and love yourself
??一首歌剛唱完，門衛打了個電話過來：“先生，門外有人想進來玩，已經買好票了，您看……”
??張少煊走了過去：“當麻？美琴？你們怎麽……晴兒呢？哦~~~懂了懂了，讓他們進來吧，沒有外人。”
??張少煊說：“你們把晴兒舍下自己出來玩真的可以嗎？人不能至少不應該。”
??當麻：“沒事的，晴兒我們交給嶽母了。”
??張少煊：“行吧行吧，走走走我們唱歌去。”
??當麻：“唉？我們嗎？為什麽？”
??張少煊：“因為我不想碼字啦！走吧走吧？”
??當麻：“碼字？好吧好吧，美琴你先自己玩去吧。”
??美琴：“盯————”
??張少煊：“美琴也一起吧，沒關係的。”
??美琴：“真的嗎？謝謝啦！”
??e?saw you
??I close my eyes and the flashback starts
??I"m standing there on a bany in summer air
??See the lights see the party the ball gowns
??See you make your he crowd
??And say hello
??Little did I know
??That you hrowing pebbles
??And my daddy said stay a
??And I aircase
??Begging you please don"t go
??And I said
??Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
??I"ll be o do is run
??You"ll be the prince and I"ll be the princess
??It"s a love story baby just say yes
??So I sneak out to the garden to see you
??e keep quiet cause hey knew
??So close your eyes
??Escape this tole while
??Cause you er
??And my daddy said stay a
??But you o me
??I?go
??And I said
??Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
??I"ll be o do is run
??You"ll be the prince and I"ll be the princess
??It"s a love story baby just say yes
??Romeo save me they"re trying to tell me
??Hoo feel
??This love is difficult but it"s real
??Don"t be afraid his mess
??It"s a love story baby just say yes
??I got tired of ing
??ondering if you were evering around
??My faith in you was fading
??hen I met you on the outskirts of town
??And I said
??Romeo save me I"ve been feeling so alone
??I keep?you nevere
??Is this in my head I don"t knohink
??He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
??And said
??Marry me Juliet never have to be alone
??I love you and that"s all I really know
??I talked to your dad go pick out a e dress
??It"s a love story baby just say yes
??Oh oh oh， oh oh oh
??Cause?saw you
??“唉？這不是老公的聲音啊？”
??“這個聲音！歐內撒嗎！！”
??張少煊：“美琴你和當麻戀愛沒有這麽困難吧，明明是我撮合的你們還搞定了你媽。”
??美琴：“咳咳，別在意這麽多細節。”
??張少煊：：“唔！字數不夠，還能再水一點，來來來繼續。”
??美琴：“所以你到底在說什麽啊！”
??當麻：“額……我怎麽突然感覺你打破了次元壁？”
??張少煊：“咳咳，別在意別在意，來來來繼續！wryyyyyyyy！”
??The club isn"t the best place to find a lover
??So the bar is where I go
??Me and my friends at the table doing shots
??Drinking faster and then alk slow
??Youe over and start up anversation?me
??And trust me I"ll give it a chance now
??Take my hand， stop， Put Van The Man on the jukebox
??And then o dance， and no;m singing like
??Girl， you kno your love
??Your love ade for somebody like me
??me on noy lead
??I may be crazy， don"t mind me， say
??Boy， let"s not talk too much
??Grab on my?body on me
??me on noy lead
??mee on noy lead
??I"m in love he shape of you
??e push and pull like a ma do
??Although my heart is falling too
??I"m in love h your body
??And last night you y room
??And nos smell like you
??Every day divering something brand new
??I"m in love h your body
??Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
??Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
??I"m in love h your body
??Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
??Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
??I"m in love h your body
??Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
??Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
??I"m in love h your body
??Every day divering something brand new
??I"m in love he shape of you
??One ory begin
??e"re going out on our first date
??But you and me are thrifty so go all you can eat
??Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
??e talk for hours and hours about the she sour
??And ho; okay
??And leave and get in a taxi，
??Tell the driver make the radio play， and I"m singing like
??Girl， you kno your love
??Your love ade for somebody like me
??me on noy lead
??I may be crazy， don"t mind me， say
??Boy， let"s not talk too much
??Grab on my?body on me
??me on noy lead
??mee on noy lead
??I"m in love he shape of you
??e push and pull like a ma do
??Although my heart is falling too
??I"m in love h your body
??And last night you y room
??And nos smell like you
??Every day divering something brand new
??I"m in love h your body
??Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
??Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
??I"m in love h your body
??Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
??Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
??I"m in love h your body
??Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
??Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
??Every day divering something brand new
??I"m in love he shape of you
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??I"m in love he shape of you
??e push and pull like a ma too
??Although my heart is falling too
??I"m in love h your body
??And last night you y room
??And nos smell like you
??Every day divering something brand new
??I"m in love h your body
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??me on， be my baby，e on
??I"m in love h your body
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??I"m in love h your body
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??I"m in love h your body
??Every day divering something brand new
??I"m in love he shape of you
??張少煊：“好啦好啦，這樣水的就差不多啦，老婆們玩的開心哦，就這樣，ciao~”
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