第一百二十七章!偷挖絕戶墳!中!! 新

  ??樣??又?????

  ?長?長??短??短??

  ???坐?每位?言??謂?普通??極點?

  ???於??村???????噩耗連連啊?

  經曆?次“偷雞”件事????村?家家戶戶所圈養?雞鴨??莫名其妙???失蹤?

  ?幸??找??雞鴨?羽毛全部脫落?眼睛瞪?????露??副死?瞑目?樣??頸部留?兩??洞????鮮血?吸??幹?淨?

  事??受害者?查安裝?門口?攝像???卻??什?異常情況????

  ??????弄?村?謠言???

  ???:“因???幾年國家??推廣“退耕?林”運動?使??????態環境變???所??山??猛獸又回???”


  ????:“街?亂跑?流浪狗??知名?病毒感染??瘋咬??”


  更?甚者?居?舔?老臉?逢?便?:“???種情況??因?咱?老?輩做?傷?害理?事?所??老?爺????詛咒??報應??解??”


  聽?最???版本???真?給造謠者??句:“報應?妹啊?”


  老?見????話????見???號???話??

  哪???往?己??潑髒水??詛咒??玩蛋??

  再????算?報應???應該報應??丫???

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  ???閑話?????咱??回?主題吧?

  ???怎??:?困難找村長呢?

  作????責任??基層幹部??爸??村??流言越傳越離譜?隱隱???控製?趨勢?

  ?決定用??行動?打破謠言?

  先?號召村?所?黨員??村委???商量此事?最???家?致敲定:每晚??????組?分別從村??同???進行巡視??旦?????疑份??立馬報警?

  當??基層黨員?覺悟?並?見??高??家???給?幹活???此??爸給?報酬:每????百塊錢?

  ?????????疑問:怪????村???失竊案??什???報警?反???行解決呢?

  ?此??????:?哥???????報警???????討?趣啊?

  根據?國刑法第?百?十?條規定:失竊?物達?2000元（貧困?區1000元、經濟?達省份3000元）?????按照刑事訴訟程序立案偵查?凡?低於該?點者?交由當?村委??行解決???隨意越級申報?

  ????農村?所養?雞鴨??般?數量比較少????涉案金額?達??刑事標準?

  ??????奇怪?

  ?從??爸帶?進行巡邏????村??再?????家畜丟失?事情?

  本???事情??????告?段落結束??萬?????才?災難??始?

  今?早?????家?口坐?客廳??圍?桌?吃飯?

  ?拿?遙控板?按????關?準備??本?新聞?

  電視屏幕??????美女主持??操???重?鼻音??:“親愛?觀眾朋友??早???今日??市召陵區北環??香山路xx肉聯廠?????重?失竊案?詳情情況?請觀?本台?場報??”


  美女主持??完???電視畫?便轉????滿?金屬?肉類加工車??

  本應關?鐵籠??活豬?卻?翼?飛?

  ??????爸搖?搖?????奈?:“最近?????怎????太平啊?難????什??事????”

  “管?呢?老???反正??塌????頂?呢??操?份閑?幹什?啊?”


  見?老爸擺??副悲?憫??樣??老媽敲?敲桌???臉?爽?反懟?

  正所謂:?男?和女鬥?

  ??老媽????爸撓?撓??“嘿嘿”??幾聲傻笑??掩飾?己?尷尬?

  靈兒見狀?低???賊兮兮?盯???:“佑哥???家怕老婆????遺傳基因啊?”


  “靈兒??和爸???怕老婆????因?……”?正打算向?解釋?

  忽??門口響??陣兒劇烈?拍門聲:“砰?砰?砰?請問?李?佑??家嗎?請????門?嗎?”


  老爸放???碗筷?用?指???:“哎??孬???????誰?別把咱家門敲壞??”


  “哎???”


  ?完??便站????走?門口?打??門???

  ?見?鄭局長和李昌平正皺?眉???臉愁容滿??站??家門口?

  “呦?稀客啊?今?兒?哪陣兒?把恁（?）??兩位??給吹??????準備給???紅旗??”


  ???兩貨?樣????忍?住?口調侃???

  ?聽?話?李昌平?臉刷???紅??用?指???:“李?佑?請注意????態度????……”


  ?未等??完?鄭局長便走????用?拍?拍??肩膀??:“哎哎??李???太??話?????吧?”


  “?佑啊??回???帶幫幫?啊?”


  ?完?鄭局長便走????伸??雙滿?油膩????抓住??

  ?見狀?立馬向?退?幾步???惡???:“局長???咱?話?話?別動?動腳????習慣?”


  “嘿嘿?”鄭局長撓?撓??????意思??:“哦??????????緊張??忘????住啊?”


  “算???什?話您?直?吧???辦?辦???辦???辦法?”


  正所謂:禮?於??必?所求?

  ?家??平??故跟?客套??定??什?難辦?事情??做?所??凡事??問清?再??

  “?佑?最近?咱老家xx肉聯廠????重?失竊案?十分詭異??調查?廠?所?監控錄像?並????什?異常?”


  ??????鄭局長眉??皺??臉擔??問:“結果???又催?早點兒破案?希望給?民群眾??交代??免引??必??恐慌?????事?應該怎?辦啊?”


  ??鄭局長?副表情???知?:???怕引??民恐慌????怕丟??頂?鍋蓋?

  “局長????此事???確??點眉目???????確定????做??????再給?????吧?”


  “嗯?????”


  ?聽?話?鄭局長馬?跟打?雞血?般?拚命點??

  ?????該???經?完?????跟???瞎扯?

  “?您請回吧??回家準備???明?早?給?答複?”


  ?完????便轉?離??

  其實?????早?猜??陳阿昌??

  因??百鬼記書?記載:???喊冤?死???其胸口必定???股怨??

  ?果?處理????形成冤死鬼?危害???