第一百一十八章!苦逼的我! 新
接????幾??便????走??家客廳??
突?????老爸?像蒼老?許??
?見??步履姍姍?走沙????屁股坐??從兜?掏??支煙點?????放?嘴?盡情?吮吸???
?????功夫?客廳?便彌漫??股嗆??煙味?
“咳咳?”
?輕咳幾聲??用?掌扇?扇眼??煙霧?強忍??:“爸??知?:??疼給陳?瞎辦喪事???花?萬?塊錢?????用???樣折磨?己啊?畢竟?歲數????啦??注意點兒?體啊?”
關於?點??並??撒謊?
?????辦?場像樣?喪事??約?花最少?萬塊錢??且???定?拿???
嗯???信?覺?????吹牛?
切???給?列?單?吧?
由於???村???村??總?口?將近5000???按?家5????盒玉溪（最便宜?玉溪煙??21塊錢）計算??概?:20000?塊錢?
酒席最少?擺?21桌?每桌500元計算??概?:13500塊（???邊?習俗:家?辦?事?酒席擺單?擺雙?????算?酒錢呢?）
再叫殯儀館擺?靈棚??家?價3000?否則??幹?死者棺材更貴?直接9000?步?
吹哀樂喇叭??按5????計算????收300元?共?4500?
抬棺材?殯儀館7??員???500?共3500?
??仔細算算吧??萬塊錢拿???嗎?
唉?假??陳?瞎????保戶?老爸給?辦置喪事???讓鄉親?隨點禮啥??彌補???己?損失??????????勢利?玄啊?
見??臉狐疑?樣??老爸揉?揉?己?太陽穴????????:“?孬?難???????因??花錢才?樣?嗎?”
?聽?話??頓??樂??故意伸??拇指?裝作?副正義凜??樣???:“哎呦??哪?呢?爸?您?????清?——視金錢?糞土?”
嘴???????卻??:“切?老爸?您裝什?裝?別???解您?????親?兒?????解?”
其實????:?老爸???算?錯?待?比較友善?
???點?記住嘍:????點?家???千萬??指望??逢年?節??候??請?吃?兒飯啥??
因?????實?
?爸???連?己平?喝??酒???摻水喝?年?主呢???指望?請客吃飯?嗬嗬?
用??句話?:???揚革命老?輩艱苦樸素?思??
“?孬??知???從??覺???????相信?剛才?陳?瞎家???話??點兒?????解釋?????今?兒?回家?????擔……”
????老爸回???靈兒?像????什??忽???卡住??
?眨?眨眼??臉?奇?問:“哎?老爸??什?話您?直?吧??咱家??什??????”
“???什?啊??非???爸?????擔????未?嗎?”老媽端??盤紅色草莓?用胳膊推?門?走?進??
?撓?撓??問:“咦?老媽????話什?意思??怎?聽?懂啊?”
“唉?”
老媽把??草莓放?桌????深深?歎??口???:“?孬??爸?擔?:???村?????勢利眼?萬??將???外??遇????什?難處?需?用錢???該怎?辦啊?”
“啊??”
?聽?話???由????聲驚歎???湧??股暖流?
老爸眉??皺??臉?悅???老媽??:“嗨?老婆?????胡???什?呢???農村???講?點兒情分??????家女孩????嗎?”
??最??老爸忽?壓低?聲音朝靈兒?邊努?努嘴?
????老媽總算?緩????順?老爸努嘴??向?????瞬?明??怎?回事?急忙改口:“哎?????剛才???錯???錯??丫??別建意啊?嘿嘿?”
?知??（她）倆??????家女孩??留??印象?
靈兒抿嘴?笑?輕聲細語??老爸?老媽?:“叔叔?阿姨??和?佑?南京?做正經職業?收入?菲??????照顧??己???倆?放?吧?”
“哎????丫?真乖??話真?聽?”
“哈哈??啊?”
?聽?話??爸?媽像吃?定?丸?般?馬?笑容滿??分別從嘴???兩種?同讚美聲?瞬???把客廳?禿廢???掃?光?
????兒?
老媽拿???帶?透明水滴?草莓遞??????:“?孬?雖?:?爸??悶油瓶?善與?打交???????品?非常?錯?????聽?咱村誰家遇?困難??需?用錢????盡?所???錢?錢??錢????點?????”
?聽?話??嘴角?由向右?撇???腹誹?:“老媽??????別?吧?老爸啥??變成??????咋?知?呢?誇?愛??靠點譜行??”
????表情??老媽搖?搖?????奈??:“?孬?????知??什?咱村?村長?直???老爸?”
“?什??”
此?????抱?聽故事??情?聽老媽?話?至於?真假?管它呢?
“??因??爸傻啊?平???把咱村???事??成?家?事?比誰?????連?己做??事????半夜偷偷摸摸??許??外??處亂??所???才?知??”
“哦??老媽????吧??照??種?法???爸??必??村長選舉?事???搞暗箱操作啊?”
聽?????實??忍?住???問清??
“?孬??聽誰????爸搞暗箱操作?”
?聽?話?老媽立馬?急??眼睛瞪?????直勾勾?盯???
“媽……您……先別……????話??……?????李蘭……???”
??老媽擺??副母老虎?表情??瞬??嚇???結巴?
???老爸抬????眼??????:“其實??次黨員選舉村長??真??????做?腳?”
“??什?李蘭?口咬定??搞?鬼呢??家??????問?????錯吧?”
見老媽???飆?意思??探?腦袋??翼翼?問??句?
“???因??夥兒明?李蘭?娘??秉性??果?給她?實話???瘋婆?必定??依?饒?”
“哦?爸?李蘭?什???當村長呢?她??幹村委婦女主任挺?勁?嗎?”
“唉?”
歎??口???老爸揉?揉腦袋??:“市???響應國家“新農村建設”?給咱?村??撥??筆專用款項?用於建設農村基礎設施??:學校、公路、廢品回收站等?所?……”
“??????老爸??知?怎?回事??”
聽????便直接站????準備?廚房弄點?吃??
由於???農村?財務管理??位?給?某????乘?機?
?果?讓?群玩意當?村長?響應國家號召??建設新農村運動?嗬嗬??做夢?吧?
估計:村??黨員?什?選老爸當村長?????責任?比較重吧???簡單點?????貪唄?
“?孬??先等?????話?跟??”
???即將跨??門?際?忽?背?便傳?老爸聲音?
?回????
?見?老爸搓?搓?己???????意思??:“?孬????等?兒??打電話把殯儀館??叫????領????陳?瞎家??操辦??喪事?晚??????回家??????給陳?瞎守?夜靈吧?”
“啊?”
?聽?話??直接懵???知?該怎?回答??
老爸眉??皺?故意加重?口???:“怎???????願意??”
“願意?願意?”
?老爸??????急忙點?回??
???靈兒走?????????:“佑哥?????陪?吧??正????晚?”
“算?吧????????吧?”
?罷??便領?靈兒走?廚房?找?點東西吃??
??河南?邊???成文?規矩????:非親屬守靈????讓靈柩周圍??女?和貓?
據?:女?和貓屬於陰性容易引?屍變?