第一百一十一章!冤親孽債!一!!
第???清晨?
?正躺?床??和周公探討??哲學?際?
突??耳邊傳??段充滿暴躁?聲音:“嗨?李?佑?太陽馬???曬??屁股?????趕緊醒???”
?聽?聲???知??靈兒喊??
頓??睡意全??
睜?眼皮???
?見?靈兒正拿??把笤帚??臉怒?衝衝?????
?????由?咽???口水???忐忑?安?問:“額～～??……靈兒啊?昨晚????什?惹????話吧??”
“昨晚??哼哼????知??誰?口????肝寶貝?亂喊?擾??家連覺?睡?成?佑哥???:某??明明??女朋友??腦??居??惦記??亂??糟?東西?????該?該打啊??”??最??靈兒冷笑?聲?用笤帚把打?打???
套路??絕??套路?
?從??經曆?次?件事??每?晚???打?十?分精???敢?任何懈怠?
“唉?靈兒????打??直??用??找??樣蹩腳?理由??意思?”
“什????意思??:?蠻?講理嘍?”
“哦??????????意思?”
見靈兒??????擦?擦額?滲??冷汗?決定轉移??話題?
“靈兒?昨????宴?????鬼魅???”
“哦?”
聽????靈兒頓???興致???把笤帚扔????
?點?點?十分認真??:“嗯??真??它?附????侄女???”
“真??”
“當?????用?格作保證?所??句句屬實?”
“??吧?李?佑???話??證明???格值??幾?錢?”
“噎?靈兒????話什?意思啊?”
“哼?”
?記?比傲嬌?冷哼??
靈兒??嘴向右?撇?瞬??啟學霸模式?
“????侄女長?眉清目秀??庭飽滿????股黃光籠罩??明:??丫?福澤深厚?受?靈保佑??叫??:?哪?鬼魅敢附?她???再????算????怎????啊??別忘???家???仙轉世?”
“?……”
?聽?話??立馬?噎?????句完整話??
“罷??今??本寶寶?情????和??般見識???次?再敢講假話??老娘?打爆??狗??哼??”
?完?靈兒便撿????笤帚??意洋洋?走???
??外部壓??????腦立即?啟?探狄仁傑模式?
咦???啊?
????明明???侄女臉?青?繚繞?並?親耳聽?鬼魅?話?
??靈兒?什??她???呢?
????此事百思??其解??門口忽?傳??陣兒十分急促?叫門聲?
“砰?砰?砰?請問??佑?家嗎???李明?”
“?熊孩???清早?睡覺?跑?幹什?啊?”
?聲暗罵???
?穿?衣服?推??門???
?見?李明??拿??把綠油油?韭菜???另??卻抓???肥碩?比?蘆花雞??情呆滯站??家門口?
?用?指?????東西?十分疑惑?問:“明兒??拿??東西幹什?啊?”
李明摸?摸鼻???臉憨直??:“?佑????感激???”
“嗯??”
“??樣???把從??拿?藥?給?媽吃??她立馬????口?話?所???今?特意?市場買?點東西??感激??請?務必收??”
?完?李明便把??拿?東西強塞??懷??
“明兒???????孝順?所??才願意??相助??並????圖?什?回報????再?樣?話????今????打交???”
“啊???……”
“唉??回?吧?把??東西給?媽吃吧??用???”
“哦???吧?既?????樣???????再勉強什???”
?罷?李明便?轉?離??
???????靈光劃????腦?
哎????
?所??靈兒?相信??話?
??因?????“?狗命”?法?盡失??????誤斷失誤?
???咱??找?做佐證啊?
李明???鬼魅附???同類?較高??識別度??幹嘛?找??呢?
??????便?把拉住李明???十分焦急??:“哎?明兒??先別走?跟?回家?趟?咱倆商量點兒事?”
“哦????”
李明回?????眼???疑惑?回答?
隨????便????客廳??
??眼????
靈兒正坐?沙???抱?枕??雙眼?動?動?盯?電視屏幕?哭??叫??“傷?欲絕”啊?
“搞什?鬼啊?”
見此情景???由??聲嘟囔?句?
隨??便順?她?目光???????電視屏幕?正?播放??最?流行?穿越?劇《XXXX》?
該電視劇?由國內某位知名導演根據網絡???改編???
劇??女主角???長相?般?脾?暴躁?女漢??
???她卻???票吃飽??事幹?王公貝勒?死命追捧?甚至??惜拔刀相向?（?啊???思議???功夫兒???幹嘛??找別?女孩呢??病吧?）
?滿足女孩?????幻?性?因此?該劇?全國?火特火?
“哎呀?靈兒?咱別?顧?哭啊?先吃點東西再??”
??靈兒哭???傷???急忙從冰箱?拿?兩包“波?海苔”遞?她???
“嗯?嗚嗚～”
接?東西??靈兒撕?口??吃???
????兒?
估計??吃飽??
靈兒回?????眼???疑惑?問:“佑哥??帶李明??幹什?啊?”
“額?靈兒??知???話??信?所??特意找?證????”
?????便回???李明?眼????奈?:“明兒?最近?????????伯家???什?異常?象??記住??照實??”
李明撓?撓????疑惑?:“其實???太??異常???????段????老?????伯家?門口???半夜?點????聚集??貓?它?蹲?門口??吵??鬧??????安安靜靜?坐???像?等待什?????樣??且?更讓?感覺詭異??:??侄女?世??????停?打雷????久?才漸漸消失?”
?聽?話??立馬??勁兒??臉興奮??:“靈兒????????????吧?”
靈兒?嘴?撇?十分?屑??:“切???農村?幾?貓?跑?門口?什?稀奇??????打雷??屬於???象???什??驚?怪??”
“唉?”
聽?????由?歎??口??十分?奈??:“靈兒???知??根據?《百鬼記》?記載:每逢妖精降臨???際????產?異象?它?同類??確保其????徹夜進行守護??果???猜錯?話????侄女應該?貓妖轉世??????引?????動靜?”
“佑哥?????真???”
“??拿?種事情?玩笑嗎?再怎???她????侄女啊?”
“????傻站?幹什????趕緊?鬼魅?”
?底?女???腸比較軟?
聽??侄女?難?靈兒立馬拉???????收複鬼魅?