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6 臭得懷疑人生

  同樣??己產?強烈懷疑???門外???鳥?因???臭鞋實??太臭??臭?它尖銳鳴叫?臭?它?竄?跳?臭?它懷疑????半?腳?踏??死邊沿線???候?它?求???支??簽?阿彌陀佛??願?輩?投胎?再??作籠?鳥??菩薩保佑?佛祖保佑?鳥?保佑???知?它??實?太命苦??整?像??受欺負?落水旱鴨??鐵籠?失?智?痛苦掙紮??再???點新鮮?空????它真???熏死?鳥籠???總??讓閻王???死簿?笑?聲吧?哈哈哈??並??笑嘛?嚴肅點?它?經??伶????應該給予它足夠?同情????假???世???投胎當?臭鼬吧?估計當孔雀?經?戲?假?換作?臭鼬?話??情況????同??畢竟?門??帶優勢與特效???注定?成???臭鼬王???????成功??路????撒滿?鮮花????膽?往?走吧?

  此??胭脂捏?鼻??躲?門?暗?觀察??

  “?????故意作弄?啊?”


  “??啊?”


  “??????”?男?隨?露??副懷疑?表情?其實??早?知曉?真相???故意??罷??????繼續捉弄?塊?幾分鍾呢?

  (?壞啊?)


  ?塊?男?則單純??責??顯?十分?委屈??停喃喃?語????“凶??定???????房東呢?”


  ?男?立馬打斷??話?

  “??????充分???場證據?”


  ?塊?男?隨即?向??並?把?摟入懷???男???明???幹什???立馬製止??警告性????“別????知???幹什??”其實??回??點疏忽?意????塊?男?從背?摟住???記錯?話?應該?破獲??盜竊案慶祝??候吧?雖?惡意???差點?變成?塊夾?餅幹??

  (所??此??動作???防?應該橫跳加格檔?)


  “??朋友??…?…”


  像句燙舌?話???嘴?難受?呼弄幾?才????

  ”????把?送進監獄????????????????壞???????????壞??????反正?????把??把?送?監獄????所?……”


  緊接???便?始抽泣???

  “等等?????弄錯??”


  ?????男?才緩????

  “原??懷疑??凶?啊?笨蛋??怎????凶?啊?”


  “真???”?塊?男?即驚訝又興喜????“??真???實?太???”

  “當????實?太單純??假???凶?????……算????????????明??免??真?把?當作凶?抓進監獄?????慘??”


  “??究竟???凶?啊?”此???塊?男??點犯糊塗??

  “報告???偵探?假???凶?????把?給殺??”


  “??吧??真??把?殺??”


  “??應該??進門??或?更早???恩?應該??樣?吧?”


  “????打算怎?辦?”


  “哈哈?”


  “哈哈?什?意思?”


  “哈哈??哈哈?意思啊?”


  “??朋友??讓??知?何??啊?”


  “??安??坐???喝茶吧?別忘???????場??”


  “假???殺???願意??保守??秘密?”?塊?男???翼翼?啜??口茶?簡單?焦慮??

  “哈哈???????同黨??”


  “???……”?塊?男??敢往???低?冥??忽???緊緊?閉?眼?茶水則順??茶灰色?胡?流?????“難?成??進???候……???把?給殺??”


  “別?????破壞?場?假?讓警?知????肯定?吃??兜?走??????別連累?啊?”


  “???????同黨???”


  “??別誤?????同黨???難同當?意思???己闖?禍???己?辦法解決吧?????幫???”


  ?塊?男???男??像真?鐵???樣?????什??思繼續喝茶???像?做錯事??孩?樣端坐??等待?落?“首先?玻璃茶杯????古董陶瓷?吊燈?碟??雜誌?落?衣架?昆蟲標本……”?更顯焦慮??斷回???己?劣跡?

  “??嘀嘀咕咕??什?啊”


  “???當?弄壞???什??”


  “???哥???別數???破壞?東西十??指?數?完????樣?吧???進?跟???兩?完全??樣?世界?明???等等?怎?回事?”


  “?先冷靜???”


  “?怎?冷靜??啊??竟?把?家?門給弄壞?啊?????叫別?弄??鏽鋼門給?啊???卷簾門啊?”


  “?純粹屬於???給弄壞??”


  “?每次??樣????快???瘋??怎???怎?又??話??”


  “????”

  “假?????用???警察?什?用啊?”


  “????首?給?買?新???????點?請?原諒????經??再??錢給?請?名安裝師傅??所???候麻煩??己裝??真?非常抱歉?”


  “??…??…?究竟???考慮?????介紹???拆遷隊???班啊?工資?高???趕快考慮??啊??真?朋友做????誠邀?加入?當日即??崗?”


  “???笑話???”


  “?????覺??點?疼?假???饒?????感激?盡??真??”


  “雖????點笨????聽?????笑話??”


  “???兄弟?????笑話??????尋找???路????應該感謝?才???明???免?像???樣窮?叮當響??相信???????快??????絕??優秀員工?口袋??錢??用??????蹭蹭?往?漲????愛???????”


  “?戰勝??????哪???????”


  “非常抱歉????經?需????”


  “?什??”


  “??什??”


  “??樣??法贏???????合作才?機?戰勝???”


  “?真??把嗬嗬兩字送給????明???次與???所?同?”


  “怎???”


  “?明????次??比?先?達??場????????別???忙?別?事吧?應該離查明真相???段距離??顯??勝利女??向?招???輸定????成功?甩?????????經鎖定?罪犯??快??收網??”


  “真???”


  “當??”


  “太???”


  “??知??最近??直?模仿??從?話??式??衣??喜歡?音樂??活作息……?通通?做?遍?????????思維真??突飛猛進?效果?當???次全???功勞?與???半毛錢?關係?”


  “???叫??抓鳥??哦??明????全???撇??才?樣做??”


  “哈哈??錯?????????邊??破案?????速呢????感謝???呢?”


  “?太卑鄙??”


  “哈哈????樣吧????合作??此?止吧???巨?朋友?”


  “?太忘恩負義??”


  “謝謝誇獎?”


  祝?運

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