第190章 不按套路

  張倩倩按?順序詢問?直問?安凝知?旁???“企鵝”??家???樣?回答?

  “?每??做?什?呢?”張倩倩??安凝知???問??

  “吃飯?睡覺?”安凝知突?抱住張倩倩?脖???她耳旁?吼??

  張倩倩?耳朵?震?嗡嗡作響??????行?因???安凝知?惡作劇?排練??候根本????幕?

  她掏?掏耳朵?繼續??奇?口?問??“咦???什??打豆豆呢?”


  “?猜?”安凝知嬉皮笑臉??

  ?猜????鬼?張倩倩??差點跳腳?因?安凝知亂改台詞?

  “?猜????請?告訴??”張倩倩??避免節目?法進行???隨機應變??

  “???仙女嗎?怎??猜?????????老巫婆?”安凝知奚落??

  “?當??仙女????猜謎?等?事?值??動用法術?因????留?法??做更?意義?事情??果?回答??話???用法術把?變?又聰明又漂亮?”張倩倩鼻??快?歪??????壓?撕爛安凝知?張“?活嘴”?衝動?用?己?應變??盡量把節目拉向正軌?

  “??騙??”安凝知?嘴?歪????“?剛才?????哪??腳朝?像?笨烏龜?仙女??分明??老巫婆???聽?老巫婆??使用法術?既?????誠意????吃點虧?把答案告訴?吧?”


  台?觀?節目?校領導和老師聽?安凝知??己“吃點虧”?紛紛笑?聲??

  “?附耳????悄悄告訴??”安凝知向張倩倩招?招??

  “??吧?”張倩倩知?安凝知又?故伎重演?所?捂???耳朵靠近安凝知?

  眾?見?張倩倩??戒備?樣??又哈哈笑????

  誰知安凝知竟?踮?腳尖??張倩倩????捂住?耳朵旁?吼??“因????豆豆?”


  ???????笑話?所?笑話本??經?難再引???笑??經?安凝知?樣“胡搞”???反?令?捧腹?

  張倩倩捂?鳴叫???耳朵??安凝知怒目?視?她?誓?果安凝知再敢?樣惡搞?她?算拚?節目泡湯???狠狠?踹??死丫??腳?

  “原???名字叫做豆豆?難怪??打豆豆?”張倩倩恍???

  “??錯?老巫婆??算??豆豆??????打豆豆?第??名字叫豆豆?又????????第??????己打?己呀??????虐傾向??連???弄?清??真?笨????該???剛才摔傻?吧?”


  “?竟?敢?再褻瀆本仙女???審判??????影霹靂踹腚腳?”張倩倩抬腳?踢安凝知?屁股??安凝知卻笑?躲???

  其??場?“企鵝”???知?節目壓根?????演???場??兩?主角非???幹?連張倩倩??安凝知給帶偏??她???辦法???聽?任?????聲?奈?歎息罷??

  “救命啊?殺?啦??錯啦?殺企鵝啦……?警告?老巫婆?企鵝?世界保護動物????判刑??”安凝知?邊?其?“企鵝”做掩護躲避張倩倩?“踹腚腳”??邊?呼?叫??

  “?給?站住?????變聰明變漂亮??”張倩倩?理智迅速歸位??喝??

  “當???老巫婆?快點施展??邪術吧?”安凝知?知???再?樣鬧騰???否則節目搞砸??張倩倩???????????老師責罵??她受?損失估計?更??點?

  畢竟競選??學??主席???給張倩倩?洗??月衣服???張倩倩陰險?性格?肯??拚命搜集別??衣服讓她洗???月???估計她????搓爛??

  “??變聰明???變漂亮?”張倩倩問??

  “???”安凝知答??

  “?次??選???”張倩倩豎??根?指?????

  “??選漂亮?”安凝知?句???台詞?

  張倩倩?始“施法”??嘴?煞?介事?念?“媽咪罵?轟”等似??非?咒語????知從??掏????掛牌???戴?安凝知?胸??

  掛牌?寫?“?美鵝”??字?

  “???變漂亮?嗎??怎?感覺??老樣?呢?”安凝知問???句??台詞?

  “當?變漂亮??難???????胸毛?經??見?嗎?”張倩倩?????台詞?

  “??理???胸毛?感覺????樣?走?路?輕飄飄??簡直?飛?般?感覺?回?率?直線飆升??且最關鍵??再??用洗胸毛????省??洗?水呢?”安凝知扭?屁股?回走?幾步???彎腰作嘔吐狀?

  “??法術?副作用???別擔???吐幾??習慣??”張倩倩???

  兩女?本正經?胡????喜感卻十足?台??眾??笑??仰?合??

  “?家快???豆豆變漂亮??”張倩倩?吼?嗓??

  其?“企鵝”??始圍?安凝知打轉?

  “豆豆比???漂亮?打她?”其???“企鵝”?喊?聲?其?“企鵝”異口同聲?回應??“??”


  於??圍?安凝知又??通“爆錘”???錢承?經?靈識保護住?安凝知?所?她?次??打疼?

  “???長?醜???打?????什??????變漂亮?????什??打??”安凝知悲憤??

  “因??和????樣?”“企鵝”?異口同聲?回答??

  “??變聰明?”安凝知?張倩倩???

  張倩倩又??番“施法”?又掏???胸牌掛?安凝知胸口???寫??“智慧?先知?”


  “?????聰明??且???預言?她???打?????尊敬??”張倩倩???

  “??先知???聽???”安凝知?其?“企鵝”?聲疾呼??“????再吃?睡、睡?吃???警醒???勤奮???練習?沙漠、草原等各種環境???存技??因?狂妄????類正?摧毀????存環境?”


  “她?瘋???家打她?”其???“企鵝”?喊??其?“企鵝”立即響應?又??通爆錘??

  錢承??旁?邊用靈識護衛安凝知??邊???????節目?設計?像???專門圍毆安凝知???果?????旁?安凝知必?十分淒慘?

  “?什???什???什???實話?家??打??”安凝知?聲控訴??