第八十九章:他沒逼我!

  ?明???話?國內段友?直接?炸??

  “?擦??麻?真?給臉??臉啊?”


  “媽???叫老師????候??????罵???”


  “真??倚老賣老?老師???幫??相聲?????把??段?拖??”


  “???您?吧?老師回擊啊?別忍??”


  “?麻??站?????非?給?兩耳光???”


  “??????逼主播??啊!”


  ……


  群情激憤?

  ?明??打算忍??管??什?國際直播??己惹事兒?今?非讓????臉??見????

  ?知??段???????搞笑?種啊?

  ?明朝?鏡?憨厚?笑?

  觀?直播?段友?頓?精??震?

  ??知??每當?明露??種憨厚笑容??候???準備?始坑???

  ??片刻??明笑??“段友??話????????段友?文明??何況?蔡老師什??候逼????”


  雖??明???話??訓斥段友?????知??接???絕??????轉折?

  果??

  ?明繼續??“蔡老師?妹??逼??她姐??逼???奶奶??逼??外婆??逼?????全家???逼?”


  直播?愣?片刻???……


  炸??

  “?擦?牛批?”


  “老師??罵???式?點吊啊?擦?”


  “哈哈哈哈哈?????蔡老師全家??逼?”


  “明明?替?辯解?話??什??????味呢?”


  “段友果??????才啊?”


  “???最服???主播?段話?全特???罵?????仔細?聽?又????罵?????????”


  “蔡鵬???啊?????保持微笑?”


  ……


  本??國外觀眾?聽?懂?????高級魅惑?音?效果?卻讓??瞬?明???

  “???帝??什?????秀?”


  “哈哈哈哈?笑?豬叫聲?主播厲害?”


  “忽???學習華夏語?怎?回事?”


  “太厲害??真?太厲害??明明??罵???找???句話?毛病??”


  “所??底逼?逼啊?”


  “華夏文化?博?精深啊?”


  ……


  ?明?旁邊?蔡鵬?臉?經漲成?豬肝色?

  從事相聲??行十?年???什???遇????像?明?種??顧?國際直播????直接??罵???真?遇???

  最重????????法反駁?

  因??明罵?每?句話?連????根本?????罵??反???再幫?辯解?

  ???結?話??法??整句??“?……?……”


  “噗嗤……”


  直播?外?諾蘭正笑??停?正??見王敏朝??己走??當即憋住笑容?“王……王總……?馬??提醒馬老師?”


  其實她????願意??事實??果王敏???她?像當作?????

  馬老師???罵??真?爽啊?

  關鍵???真??找罵?

  ????種國際直播?肯定???局?重?所?她??應該提醒?明收斂?點?

  “?用??”


  ???正當諾蘭轉???候?王敏卻淡淡??“直播?內?情況?交給主播?行??????負責??數據?”


  ?完???臉嚴肅?離???

  諾蘭呆若木雞?

  ……


  直播?內?

  ?明繼續憨厚?笑??“蔡老師怎????體?舒服??”


  “哼?”


  蔡鵬?結???又找??反駁?話???冷哼?聲?

  ?明注視?蔡鵬?臉?讚??“蔡老師??見??臉?????見?宇宙星空?樣??美……正所謂遠?金光閃閃?近?繁星點點?”


  蔡鵬先??愣???聽懂?明?話???快反應???

  ???????嘲諷老?臉??麻???

  觀眾?笑噴??

  “?塔?金光閃閃?繁星點點?”


  “老師?句?造??感覺?學語文?學??”


  “哦?????瞧瞧??優秀?答案??親愛??帝???湯姆斯·cd秀先??將???誰把?拿????????親愛?湯姆斯??????摸???記?用蒂花?秀洗?液???讓您顯?莊重???”


  “樓?牛批??塔?蒂花?秀洗?液?”


  “老師???洗幹淨???摸摸??獎杯??”


  “?底什??候??才?像主播?樣優秀?”


  ……


  “??……??斯文敗類?”?

  蔡鵬終於忍受???憤憤?站???直接?怒?衝衝?離??逗魚直播??

  ?明招招??露??憨厚?笑容?“蔡老師?怎??走????吃晚飯呢???吃?飯再走?歡迎?次再?呀……”