第八十四章:不是碰瓷的吧

  老?露??口?牙??夜色?顯?格外引?注目?“oh?老?????用擔????執行????次任務?……”


  話??完???瞳孔猛??縮?指?老???????話?

  “shit??幹什??”


  老???頗?警覺?本??往???????兩?帶??黑墨鏡?男???臉冷酷????己???

  “?什?意思?”


  老?懵??“?晚?帶墨鏡?華夏??習俗真?……”


  “該死?”


  老?怒罵?“??關????事兒????啊混蛋??????”


  ?????淩???己??雖???低微?聲音???趁?夜色?幾乎?????????足??明?兩?墨鏡男???簡單?

  ?且?光憑晚?帶墨鏡?種裝扮?恐怕?者??厲害??己??踢?硬茬???

  ??……?百萬?委實?誘?啊?

  ??站????老?朝?兩?男?????硬?華夏語?“兩位兄弟?哪條????”


  兩?墨鏡男?仍舊冷酷???????言語?

  “??????????乘涼?”


  老?嘿嘿?笑?拍?兩?殺?兄?準備走?“既????讓?馬?走?”


  墨鏡男?仍舊酷酷????

  ?位殺?兄剛剛轉??老??眼?忽?寒光?閃????同敏捷?獵豹?般?瞬?掏??把軍用匕首?朝?兩位墨鏡兄?脖?刺???

  ?百萬?真??誘?呐?

  ???兩位帶?墨鏡?男?仍舊冷冷????酷酷?笑??形微微?側?躲???幾乎必殺??刺?

  幾乎??瞬??兩??化作掌刀?朝??位殺?兄??頸?劈???應聲?倒?

  老?老?瞬?暈????老?頗?驚恐?顫聲??“華夏……華夏功夫……”


  墨鏡冷冷?????

  老?臉?露????色?瞬?暈倒?

  “?????怎?解決?”其???墨鏡???暈倒??????冷冷??

  另??墨鏡男?酷酷??“?????經?法?宿主構成威脅?等宿主回??行解決吧?”


  墨鏡冷冷?點????兩?瞬?消失?夜色??

  ……


  ??兩??南海保鏢級別?墨鏡兄消失?久??明?吃完飯???直播回???

  “雪糕跟冰箱?情侶??????吵架??雪糕??離家?走??才離?幾步?雪糕渾?濕漉漉??雪糕怕?己化??於?向冰箱認錯?”

  ?明邊走邊??“冰箱冷冷??‘知?錯?吧?????己凍?’”


  “?擦??汙啊?”


  “醫????聽懂????救????救?”


  “?己凍啊哈哈哈哈哈?”


  “??????幼兒園?車????車?”


  ……


  ?明??評論?笑?笑?正準備掏鑰匙打?門??卻???草??趴???歪果仁?

  ???????華夏?片土?愛?深沉??朝草?背朝??親吻?草??

  ?明瞪??眼睛?“靠??什?情況?”


  直播??炸??

  “?擦?主播???搞什?呢?”


  “?幾?外國兄弟??瞻仰主播??哈哈哈哈?”


  “?特?瞻仰?”


  “???喝醉?躺????”


  “聽????種藝術叫撲街???位???藝術家吧?”


  ……


  “觀眾朋友???????什?世??外國藝術家???華夏?混飯吃??”


  ?明?臉悲憤???結論?“全???經濟危機給鬧??”


  “???經濟危機?”


  “哈哈哈哈?主播??結論??笑死???”


  “?秀?蒂花?秀?”


  “?cd秀覺??比??秀?”


  “同樣?腰?盤?主播??什???突??”


  ……


  “等等……情況似乎?????”


  ?明仔細?審視??位殺?兄?眉?微皺?覺?事情並????簡單?

  ?晚?????外國?穿???黑躺?????明????傻相信??真??搞藝術??

  喝醉???性??????位外國兄弟更像???打暈??

  ??????種??性?……


  “???……??該??碰瓷吧?”


  ?明?臉悲憤?怒吼?聲?“靠?誰???知???華夏?碰瓷界?老祖宗???外國佬竟?敢?華夏領土?碰瓷?????????成功????翻???”


  直播??陣叫??

  “老師?黑???噗哈哈哈?碰瓷界?老祖宗?”


  “?真????媽賊?意思?”


  “?覺?更?意思??主播?結論?”?

  “碰瓷???性更?啊主播?”


  “?波黑????話???”