39獎勵與逗比歸來
“?終於????話????湖底幹?什??怎?濺???高?水花?”
妖鬼鬼扶?鍾馗問??
“????經病?醜笨?玩?爆弄??總??言難盡啊?”
鍾馗??疲憊?擰幹?衣?穿???邊走邊??
“先???????餓啊?找???讓?先換?衣服??????吃?頓吧?”
“吃什?飯啊??才剛剛吃???3???餓???餓死鬼投胎嗎????醜笨??什???清?啊?最總??劉柳?屍體勒?怎???見?帶回??”
擁?饕餮???鍾馗??戰????饑餓?餓?鍾馗連基本?思考逗????像?行屍走肉?般?直直?朝???館走??
妖鬼鬼問???堆話?卻????鍾馗?回答??讓妖鬼鬼???惱啊??最??見鍾馗走進飯館??拿?菜單??服務員目瞪口呆?注視?點??桌??菜???妖鬼鬼又?始懷疑??己?魅???
?知??己平??論再哪????萬眾矚目?女????怎???鍾馗????己?像?從女?變成?女?經??
再??鍾馗目?轉盯?盯???胖乎乎?服務員?把?家?媽?盯?拿盤?擋住胸口??
妖鬼鬼雖?知?鍾馗???喜歡??胖阿姨???喜歡胖阿姨??端??豬蹄??????己?魅??鍾馗眼??比????豬蹄??????????
“本姑娘怎??比????豬蹄?鍾馗????姑奶奶?威?厲害?”
妖鬼鬼??痕跡?解???己襯衫最????粒紐扣???奸笑?向?鍾馗走??
鍾馗???卷殘雲?掃蕩者桌???菜??讓微笑?走???妖鬼鬼?見???她?臉??笑容又??僵?
“?怕真??餓死鬼投胎吧?”
妖鬼鬼嘀咕???完??妖鬼鬼拾掇???情?揉?揉?僵?臉頰?掛??迷??笑容?繼續向?鍾馗走??
“嗚~?藥櫃櫃啊~妖?妖儀器赤飯?（?妖鬼鬼啊~?????吃飯?）”
鍾馗?邊?口?口?咀嚼?食物??邊??妖鬼鬼??
“????慢用?服務員?給??杯果汁?”
妖鬼鬼??像鍾馗?剛剛吃完飯幾???????餓??所???叫?杯果汁?
“鍾馗啊??給?家????湖底?幹?什????湖?衝????巨?水花?怎?回事??給?家??嘛?”
妖鬼鬼先??優雅?坐????嗲聲嗲????鍾馗??邊??邊??痕跡???鍾馗拋??媚眼?
鍾馗咽??嘴??飯菜?????奇怪?盯?妖鬼鬼?盯?????才?口??
“???事吧??像??妖鬼附??啊?怎??話尖??嗓???????遇?什?髒東西?勒?話?????感冒?吧?”
“?‰*#@＜——……”
妖鬼鬼???把鍾馗從?罵?腳?從外罵?內???依舊?怒火滔??最???拿?剛剛叫??杯冰凍?果汁?狠狠?喝???口??借此?平息???怒火?
?妖鬼鬼?邊剛灌???口果汁??邊鍾馗?像突????什????妖鬼鬼輕描淡寫???句?
“哦?忘記告訴?????朋友劉柳?屍體變成僵屍跑??”
“噗~”
妖鬼鬼把剛剛喝???果汁全給吐????淋?鍾馗???
??鍾馗?梢?低落?果汁?妖鬼鬼平??淑女精?突?爆??顧??剛剛鍾馗??什??便??勁??歉?
“???????????故意???????幫?擦擦?”
???妖鬼鬼變拿?餐巾紙?從椅???????彎腰?越?桌??用紙巾給鍾馗擦??
妖鬼鬼??????進店???她??證明她?魅?比紅燒豬蹄???當?她解??襯衫??粒紐扣??果?平?坐?????????當妖鬼鬼站??彎腰??候?????樣??
鍾馗剛剛?噴???果汁????等?反應???邊????條深深?溝壑?和兩座?嫩?山丘?
?山丘??果凍做??隨?妖鬼鬼幫助?己擦臉?動作??跳?跳??飽滿?山丘?像隨??衝??粉色?束縛???彈???樣?
鍾馗感覺?己?臉突?變?滾燙???鼻?癢癢???像?水流???樣?
妖鬼鬼給鍾馗擦?????水珠???擦??她??鍾馗變?奇怪???先?停???擦??水漬?動作???臉突?變?紅潤???最?居??流??鼻血?
?明所??妖鬼鬼順?鍾馗直勾勾?目光?????才注意??己進店??鬆??紐扣?
“啊~?死啊???什???”
妖鬼鬼把雙?向??推?鍾馗??視角?轉?剛剛??嫩山丘隨?砰?椅?倒??聲音?變成?餐廳??花板?
推??鍾馗?妖鬼鬼?顧??扶鍾馗?趕緊直?腰杆???把襯衫?扣?給扣????
最??顧???己和豬蹄?底?鍾馗眼???更美?事情??呼呼?跑??餐廳?
其實???妖鬼鬼??明???己應該比豬蹄更美?因?鍾馗??直勾勾?盯?豬蹄臉紅流鼻血?
??雖?證明??鍾馗眼??己比豬蹄美??????犧牲???太???犧牲太??啊?完全?值?高興?
?妖鬼鬼推????鍾馗望??花板?卻???妖鬼鬼彎腰給?擦汗?樣??鍾馗?才意思?妖鬼鬼????和?姐媲美?美女啊?
最??妖鬼鬼打車回??家?因?妖鬼鬼當?羞澀?跑???????知??車?哪???最?苦逼?鍾馗???打車回??家??
剛剛回?家?鍾馗?把?己丟??床??
躺?床??望??己家??花板?鍾馗又?????餐廳??花板???又聯????兩座?嫩?山丘?
鍾馗突?又感覺?己?鼻?癢癢???像鼻血又?流???樣?
感覺???勁?鍾馗甩?甩??把?切????法甩????最?冷靜????始查??己?任務獎勵??
“嘀～任務查明真相?劉柳死??明???宿主??查明真相吧?獎勵1000功德值??禮包×1??完成?”
“嘀~宿主越級殺?水鬼?獎勵2000功德值?”
“嘀~宿主越段位殺死黃金僵屍??念?獎勵功德值2000?加黃金抽獎?次?”
“嘀?檢測?鬼?係統陷入沉睡??否同意花3000功德值將其喚醒?”
“???越級???接受?越段位?什?鬼??怕??王者榮耀?盜版?騰訊?明?係統吧?”
鍾馗?邊???吐槽???邊控製?帶??色?套?????“檢測?鬼?係統陷入沉睡??否同意花3000功德值將其喚醒?”???選項?點擊?“?”
?陣金光???鍾馗?腦海?突????狂雲亂舞?電閃雷鳴?場景???再?陣雷閃???突??黑暗?????????明亮??舞台?????兔?跳舞?GIF??送????
“尼瑪??????表情?嗎?連GIF??????真???騰訊公司產?係統嗎???信啊?”
鍾馗?邊??胡思亂??突??陣久違?聲音?鍾馗腦海?響??
“哈哈哈哈????敵帥??鬼?係統爺爺又回????家鼓掌歡迎?啪啪啪~”
“?點錯?鍵????反悔??????點“否”?”
“抱歉????悔藥?”
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