第十八章 通緝令

  萬?學院??門口?林凡剛走進門?迎??碰???臉尷尬?朱尚書?

  “哈哈?凡哥真?????竟???厲害?怪???怕鋒哥???”朱尚書撓?撓????尷尬?笑??

  ?????朱尚書????剛才丟?林凡??己逃跑??責?

  林凡拍?拍朱尚書?肩膀笑??“其實???用?責??做????當???果坐??和????話??倒??懷疑??居???”


  林凡?真??怪朱尚書?畢竟兩?昨?才認識??哪種?候朱尚書?夠回?拉??把?經?夠意思??

  “嘿嘿?凡哥??剛才教訓鋒哥??候真?太威?????知?剛才?走??候?趙倩倩?幾?女學???背影?眼???快冒星星??”朱尚書?舞足蹈????

  當?林凡轉?離??????趙倩倩幾????眼????站??邊?朱尚書?????清???

  尤其?趙倩倩?通??眼??朱尚書?知??趙倩倩?經?林凡深深?吸引住??

  ??趙倩倩?最??眼??朱尚書??林凡豎??拇指笑??“?擦?凡哥?牛B???第???將??女????趙倩倩拿????????什?泡妞?秘訣啊?教教?唄?”


  “教???啊?趕緊走?”


  林凡搖?搖??用???奈?語???“哎?其實吧????什?????長?帥?行??”


  “呃?”


  朱尚書顯?????林凡竟??此??客??竟??己誇??己???

  兩?邊聊邊走?剛走?宿舍樓門口?朱尚書???電話?跑??邊接??電話??跑????聲?事??興高采烈?向外邊跑??

  林凡????問???己???回?宿舍?

  宿舍??候吉正?劈?啪啦?打?遊戲???穿??件?色背???????句口號?

  林凡見此微微?愣??解?問??“猴哥?????吃飯嗎?”


  “?急?飯什??候??吃???黑排位??數???什??候??湊齊??”候吉伸??懶腰?轉?轉脖??突?笑??“豬哥??和??????嗎?怎???回?啊?”


  “哦???門口??候接?電話?????句?事??興高采烈?跑????”林凡爬?床???邊脫掉鞋?衣服??邊問??“哎??知???幹什???嗎?”


  “??幹什???用?肯定?馬飛燕?陽城?學??找???”候吉???回???

  “嗯??秘??新???救新?美女趙倩倩?勇鬥江湖惡霸鋒哥??招打敗數???圖?真相?”


  ?擦??擦?新聞??新聞啊?咱?學校竟???把鋒哥給打??”忽?正?打遊戲?候吉蹦?????叫?喊??

  剛躺??林凡?候吉?喊?嚇?重新坐????撇?撇嘴??“???新?把外???惡霸給打?嗎?至於???驚?怪?嗎?”


  “??鋒哥???樣??告訴??鋒哥??跟??爺混??????學校???經???江湖通緝令???找??打????呢?”候吉解釋??

  “江湖通緝令?”林凡搖?苦笑?“??底????學校??進?江湖??連江湖通緝令????????????扇門啊?”

  候吉哈哈?笑??邊打遊戲?邊解釋??“??咱?萬?學院和周邊幾?學校?學????聯合??建立???校園網?平?用?吐槽?泄?於學校??滿???校園網?其實啊????校霸?公?哥?女???公共?物炫耀????”


  “???種?????城???真?玩?”林凡隨口問??“???誰??江湖通緝令?”


  “?咱?學校???叫趙斌?新????邊?評論?像???趙斌請新?女?趙倩倩吃飯??其??日????鋒哥撞見?鋒哥調戲趙倩倩結果???什?新?給救???將鋒哥給打??”


  “?……”


  候吉突?變???支支吾吾?轉????向林凡??“凡哥??鋒哥???打??”


  “?呀?”


  “凡哥?瘋???知?知??鋒哥???片?名?混????事惹?幹什??”候吉???

  “?????寫??嗎??????叫趙斌??事通緝?幹嘛???應該?找鋒哥嗎?”林凡?語??

  “凡哥?????掉?輕???權限?????布校園通緝令????????般???果??猜錯?話???趙斌?定?????代黨?”


  “?????厲害?”


  “???嗎?”候吉勸??“凡哥??勸?????點???和??趙斌硬碰硬???”


  “嗯?????????弱?硬碰?話萬?將??打???歹????麻煩?”林凡摸?摸?巴?點?點???

  候吉頓??臉黑線??哥?????信?什?程度啊?才????種話?

  ??????林凡躺?床?玩?機?候吉?邊打遊戲?除??午牛翔回?叫兩?????吃飯?兩?愣?連門??????

  ?知?覺?????黑??

  “?回???”


  ??林凡???各玩各??候?突?宿舍?門?打???臉蒼??朱尚書走?進??搖搖晃晃?爬??己?床??往床??座坐??????樣??

  林凡爬???向朱尚書?臉色頓?微微?變?

  ?見朱尚書仿佛貧血?般臉色??嚇??雙眼?黑?嘴唇?紫?坐???仿佛??骨??樣?軟綿綿??

  陽?竟??吸???????甚至?經??濃鬱屍?????放任?管?朱尚書恐怕???幾?????始屍變??

  怎?搞??

  今?早??陽火旺盛?陽?充足呢?怎??才?????變??奄奄?息?呢?

  林凡連忙爬?朱尚書?床??抓住??脖??給?把脈?

  媽蛋?脈象紊亂???連點熱乎?????

  林凡皺?皺眉??渾??????????表?既???鬼摸??鬼印????僵屍咬??牙印?

  伸?雙指?法??雙指?凝聚???點?朱尚書?脖????

  “啊?”


  ?指剛接觸?朱尚書?脖??頓?冒???股黑煙?臭?差點將林凡熏?昏???