第十四章 屍氣

  婉拒?葉校長???林凡?己找???分配??107宿舍?

  打?宿舍門?迎??飄???股臭豆腐?臭襪?和?蒜?混合?味??酸爽……


  “哎呦?咱???又?新同學???”


  屋???兩?????坐?床?拿??機打遊戲?胖??抬?笑?笑??“哈哈?剛宿管??????哥?幾??剛?兩??懶癌?犯????打掃?所?屋?味??點重??慢慢?習慣??”


  ?邊??光?膀??坐?電腦桌?眼鏡男回???噗嗤?笑?“兄弟???副打扮??剛做完臨?演員回?吧?”


  林凡微微?愣?低????老式?純?工布鞋加?山裝?和?眉?????捉鬼??候?因??家夥比?己穿??奇葩????感覺?合適???進?學校?感覺?真??點另類?

  “哈哈?穿?習慣??忘記換??”林凡撓?撓??笑??

  轉?打量???宿舍?條件??????每?????獨立?桌?和櫃???張床????張?空???????疊成豆腐塊?鋪蓋?

  “??宿管剛才給?送????幫?鋪??”???挪動?肥胖??體?爬?林凡床?整理床鋪?

  ?邊整理???邊??介紹??“?叫牛翔??邊??叫候吉?咱?宿舍????叫朱尚書???外?做兼職????回?呢?”


  “牛翔?豬???猴急?”聽?????名字?林凡差點笑?聲??

  “?叫林凡??林?林?平凡?凡?”林凡???介紹??

  ????年輕???快?打?話題???熱火聊??聊????

  牛翔家住?南??海城?今年????家境??富裕?父母??????公司?家境富裕??壓?所?學習????進?屬於?種?科掛?科??科壓線??種?平常??宿舍?打遊戲??網撩妹??床鋪邊?牆??貼滿?各種美少女海報?林凡指?其??????最漂亮?最清純?美女問??“?位美女?誰啊?”


  “***???認識?”牛翔??吃驚?

  ?哪知??林凡??年?直?活?山??每???打坐修煉???練習?字真言?印或者畫符??少接觸外??世界?更何況???知識?

  “長??挺清純?她?老師?教什??啊?”


  “哈哈哈?長???清純?????家???教?理??”候吉哈哈笑??

  牛翔??比較豪爽???歡迎林凡?加入?打電話叫??桌?菜和?箱啤酒???新朋友坐????熱火朝??喝????

  “哎???怎????宿舍呢?外??打?????熱鬧??”?????宿舍門打?????見?影??聽見???嗓門喊??“咱?學校曆史係??位叫獸??學期潛規則???女學???她男朋友知?????她男朋友正拽??叫獸?和?幹架呢?外??保安攔?攔?住?”


  話音剛落???臉比鼻??高??胖?走?進??見???吃??幾??愣?

  “怎?哥幾???快?吃?????等????”朱尚書嘿嘿?笑??向林凡?笑??“兄弟新分配???吧?哈哈??兄弟??相?官端正???正???定????富貴???”

  朱尚書非常?客??主動??和林凡握??

  林凡笑?笑???跟朱尚書握??

  ?番客套?????坐??林凡打量????朱尚書???材??象腿?水桶腰?臉比鼻?高?走路兩邊?肉?晃蕩??????恐怕真??難度?

  忽?林凡眉??皺?抽?抽鼻??

  屍????鬼??

  林凡笑?問??“豬?????……朱尚書同學???學考古專業?嗎?”


  朱尚書聞言微微?愣?轉?狠狠?瞪?牛翔和候吉?眼???候吉兩?將?己?外號告訴?林凡?

  候吉?臉??辜?撇?撇嘴????“????冤枉??啊??????高?林凡??外號????家?己領悟??”


  朱尚書翻???眼????搭理???林凡??“咱?學校??什?考古專業???曆史專業??”


  “????怎????股土腥味呢?”林凡又問??

  ?屍?林凡怕???認??己?騙??相信?所??幹脆?土腥味?

  ???錯?朱尚書???確實??股土壤?腥味????其?????股淡淡?屍?和?絲鬼????明朱尚書??擁?屍體和鬼物?墓??或者接觸?屍體和鬼物??且?接觸?屍體????經變??僵屍?

  屍體從??屍變?再?徹底?變?僵屍?般需?幾十年????所?林凡才?問朱尚書???考古係?????古墓??才?僵屍?

  ???旁?牛翔突?怪笑??????“咱?豬哥??段????愛情?正忙??工??掙錢呢????點土味正常?”


  林凡見牛翔?臉?壞笑?感覺????故事?

  和普通??樣?林凡???顆?卦???當即笑?問??“怎?回事???聽聽?”


  “其實??什????咱?豬哥啊?????暗戀???叫馬飛燕??隔壁學校幼師係???馬飛燕家境?屬於青銅級?????家??顆王者??啊??活消費特別高???填補?家王者???咱?豬哥?跑?工??打?工掙錢???”


  ???旁?候吉?歎息?聲?“豬哥?馬飛燕和?根本?????世界?????醒醒吧??家?王者?野馬??????青銅?騎???聽???????圍????暗戀情?轉呢?咱?學校???幾?公?哥???找馬飛燕??家怎????????”


  朱尚書卻理直?壯?反駁??“?和飛燕???愛情?純潔????用金錢?衡量?”


  “??吧??”?

  “誰?????????兩?長???????耍?玩呢??連備胎?算???頂????免費快遞員????????當真?死?眼??條?走?黑?”候吉?奈?搖???

  朱尚書?感情?活?林凡?什?興趣???朱尚書?果?直???工?幹活?話?肯定?沾染?髒東西?