第43章脫、光衣服的美女
李?明??門?雙眼視線立刻????龐???軀吸引??於?立刻??????
原????死胖??
“哈嘍?死胖???午??”當??李?明????聲??嘴型????位??
????武俊??眼??卻?例外?層意思?????街???熱鬧??聽清?李?明??什?????妨礙武俊?腦補?
“??缺門牙????站???顯擺?”
武俊?頓?咬牙切齒????把李?明?吞活剮??
李?明從客棧????????候???拿??塊?木板?木板?????用紅紙貼??紅???用黑色毛筆寫??堆字?
李?明把??木板直接?擱?龍門客棧?門口?紅紙??向????往?街??
李?明???街????深吸?口???聲?喊??
“?家快??啦?龍門客棧門口???脫、光衣服?美女啊?”
李?明喊完?句話???立刻?閃?回?龍門客棧???並且把門板關??
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門口???挺????吵吵鬧鬧?李?明突???喊?頓?讓場????安靜??????聽明?李?明?話語???轟??聲?頓??比剛才更加?吵鬧?
“什???剛才聽??什??”
“剛才??喊????脫、光衣服?美女?”
“真??”
“真??真???聽?明明???”
“??吧????種?事?”
“趕緊???”
“?哪??哪??”
“?像??龍門客棧門口?”
“趕緊?啊?遲????位置???”
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靠近龍門客棧門口????????門口???切??清清???哪??什?脫光衣服?美女啊?所???覺?李?明???瘋?????瘋言瘋語?
靠近龍門客棧門口??????樣????遠????卻並???樣??畢竟?????龍門客棧門口?????切?
於??遠處??流?立刻向龍門客棧門口靠????
???武俊?????清清??????李?明???嗓?吼叫?特別?喊叫?內容?把武俊??喊懵??
?????????????估計武俊??相信??龍門客棧門口真??事?聲呢?
“臭??臉??”武俊?當即?罵????再???流越集越??武俊??向?邊靠近???因???????紅紙??寫??底?什?內容?
“哪?哪??美女?哪??”?遠處靠近?????立刻叫嚷?問??
“????美女呀?????騙??”靠?比較???立刻老實?回答??
“騙誰呢?肯定????讓????所??樣???”????顯??相信??????話?
“真??騙???”
“??讓?讓??進????”
“????????讓??”
“?騙???”
“別推??”
???場?立刻??點混亂?
“誰?抓??屁股?”武俊??擠進??堆?????己?停??????擠??
“哎喲???腳誰踩??”
“別擠??別擠???擠死???”
“???趕緊讓??”
“讓?哪??呀??讓?動??”
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場?仿佛?點失控?
?擠??堆??武俊??滿??汗?苦?堪言?早知??????
其實李?明??????樣?效果?居????????往??擠???讓李?明?????情況??定?罵???群臭??臉?男??
李?明把牌?放????????經回????做?己?事????管門口?????事?
“?家???吵啦???真???美女啊?????亂喊???????相信?????牌??”
???擠?最???????實?受???樣?場??於?立刻抓???牌?舉????
“真?????牌???呀?”
“??吧?”
“真?騙??”
“誰??缺德????話啊?”
“???臭??臉??”
“……”
“?牌???寫什?啊?”
“???識字?讀???”
場??始安靜????
?識字????始?話??
“??寫??喜訊??????最???兩?最??字??喜訊兩?字????知??字??誰???寫??難??歪歪斜斜非常?工整?筆畫更??堪入目???嬰兒亂畫?般??即使?此??老夫?眼??????難?倒???????書法?經浸淫?幾十年?各?名家?書……”
“別?娘廢話????”
“???趕緊把???內容讀???行?別給?己加戲??又??主角???讀者??????作者?水字數呢?”
“其實?覺???水字數……”
“臭??臉?男??”
“……”
“咳咳……”?老書?咳嗽幾聲化解尷尬???繼續???“喜訊???內容???秋佳節?即????家擁?家?感覺?龍門客棧決定??秋當?午?重新?業?推?新?特色菜?保證?家??吃??美味佳肴?更?推?快餐業務?讓?夥體驗進門??吃?菜?業務??用?花???等炒菜??業當?午??新老客官即?享受半價優惠??優惠??百名客官?先?先??錯??將?悔?輩??”
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????老書??聲音?響??整?場???安靜??連???書?把???內容?讀完?場?依????安靜?
“嗡?”??兒?場?立刻又熱鬧??????討論內容????
“原??龍門客棧?秋??重新?業啊?”
“龍門客棧居??推?新?菜式?????吃???”
“????快餐業務?什??”
“聽字?意思???快?餐呀?”
“???用等?家炒菜??直接??吃??”
“???快嗎?”
“??百名?半價優惠啊?”
“真??樣?龍門客棧??虧死?”
“??管?明??必須????半價啊?快餐???特色菜?”
“???穿衣服?美女啊?”?
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擠??群??武俊??臉色難??像?豬肝?