第22章 投錯胎

  李?明?經坐??張凳?????遠處?金剛?猩猩正??廚灶添加柴火???正????鍋煮?飯?

  李?明????金剛?猩猩?啊???應該叫慧?????陣恍惚?

  ?????金剛?猩猩??老和尚養??老和尚?幫?取?名字?慧??

  ?老和尚法號?福清?

  “慧?????年??山?遇???當?它???家?卻?知所蹤?它?????直跟??回???於??跟?????活????”福清老和尚盤腿坐?竹床???李?明???

  “哦?”李?明???什??其實???聽?????知?怎?回?龍門鎮?

  “慧?比?般動物擁?靈智??智???舉止動作?????般?所??收它?徒?取名慧??”


  李?明感覺福清老和尚仿佛?久??見??真?跟??話??所???顯??嘮叨?

  ??聽???金剛?猩猩慧??居??智???般???讓李?明??震撼?????建國???成精嗎?

  ????????知?算什?年代呢?

  ?此?正??邊添加柴火?慧??仿佛聽懂?福清老和尚?話?居?往李?明?邊????????咧嘴??李?明?笑????把嘴形成O型?又笑??真?又笑??

  李?明當即覺??點毛骨悚?……


  ????真?成精??

  “老師傅???怎???????居住嗎?”李?明?福清老和尚問??

  “吼?”老和尚??回答?倒?正?笑?慧?卻??李?明吼叫?聲?聲音?充滿?爽?

  “……”李?明?明??家夥幹嘛呢?動?動???吼叫??剛才???它嚇?跳?

  “?施主??????????住??”福清老和尚微笑??李?明回應??

  “?”難????壓?夫??

  “慧???作????成員????所???把它算????它?????”


  “……”李?明ri?狗??

  ??金剛?猩猩居??真??聽懂?話?恐怖?悚??

  關鍵?貨居???己?????話題?敏感啊?

  估計?它肯定?投錯胎??

  ?許?它??跟?己?樣穿越?????穿越??具金剛?猩猩?體?

  ?厲害???猩哥?

  李?明??認真????慧?????福清老和尚???“哦??附近???兩?住????”


  李?明????“??兩?”??????慧?毛骨悚??表情?真?????口?良????啊?

  “阿彌陀佛?老衲?此?活??嗯??概?差???十年?吧?”福清老和尚????陷入?陣回憶?

  “……”李?明聽?當即又?震撼???

  ??牛逼啊????居????鬼???活??十年????所謂?隱居?

  ????李?明?樣???????活??久?估計?己????己悶死吧?

  ?己???深山野嶺?走?十???覺??煩躁?????樣?給?足?活???年?真??佩服??

  ?????李?明??????怕?問題?????老和尚??????活??十年?????否?知?怎?走?????回??類?世界?

  “???老師傅?知?怎?離????回?外??世界嗎?”李?明問??

  “……”福清老和尚???李?明?卻??問答???笑??

  “??????忘?吧?”?確????久遠?事情???十年??果??????鬼?記?路怎?走?

  “……”福清老和尚臉?居?露?尷尬?表情?“?施主???怎???????”


  “?猜?”李?明?語啊??老和尚??把話題轉移??

  “……”


  “喔喔喔?”慧?圓?嘴巴??李?明?仿佛??什??

  滾粗??聽?懂??話?老??聽?懂??話?

  李?明瞪??眼慧??

  “??告訴?怎??????告訴?怎?進??”李?明??老和尚??話?於?打破?尷尬???????讓?更尷尬?

  “……”


  ????????話題終結者?

  “?吧?其實???陌??綁架?山????逃???????認識????認識路???樣??趕路晚?露宿?走?十?????碰???????”李?明??老和尚?慈祥?表情???投降先??己怎??????

  ?????話?讓?聽??怎??種假?感覺?

  ????假?

  福清老和尚和慧????眼睛??李?明?眼睛眨呀眨呀?閃呀閃呀????????娃?底?????謊?

  畢竟??十歲??娃?居??跟慧??樣?????窮?金剛?猩猩比拚???聽????假?

  ??居????????荒山野嶺走?十?十夜?誰信啊?

  “阿彌陀佛??施主??所?屬實?並非虛言?”福清老和尚雙?合十?顯??相信李?明?話語?

  “騙???狗?”?年??實話???難讓?相信嗎?“騙?????烏龜王?蛋??孩??**?”


  “……”福清老和尚?愣?當即又宣?佛號???“阿彌陀佛??施主話語??粗魯??”


  才十歲??娃?居?????兒???太早熟啦??????十?歲?未曾往???考慮呢?

  ?夥????嫩?呢?

  ?果李?明?知?老和尚所???肯定噴????丫??和尚當???往?????

  ??皆空懂???丫????情?欲?老?正經??呸?

  福清老和尚?確?經忘記?該怎?走????畢竟???年?事??

  當年???漫?目??走進?深山野嶺??什?叫沉底隱居????種完全把?路忘???

  於?李?明?失望??辦法??????住段?????再??怎?辦吧?

  飯燒??????燒菜??掌勺?廚卻依??慧???金剛?猩猩?

  ?嫻熟??法??飄逸?黑毛??????轉????李?明圓嘴笑?顯??意洋洋??

  ?頓?把李?明??目瞪口呆?

  ?恐怖??

  ?貨絕?投錯胎?

  PS?台?王“山竹”把?雞舍?吹塌???養?雞?死??????損失慘重啊?唉?