第一章 死人與死人
擁堵?高速公路???處車禍?場旁??位黑衣青年?拉??位戴眼鏡?文藝男?嘴?迅速???什??
“?死???什??????句話???廣?流傳?錯??錯特錯?死?才?剛剛?始罷??歡迎??死者?世界?孤獨野??吾乃陰曹?府?使者?黑?常?循?世?輪回?理???接引??往死者???酆??府?“
戴眼鏡?男?滿臉??耐煩?黑衣男?話音剛落?戴眼鏡?男?立即狠狠?甩??甩掉黑衣男?????黑衣男???勁比???????並未??願甩掉黑衣男??
???同牛皮糖?般黏??己?臂???掌?男??爽?連續甩????嘴???耐煩????
“????急?呢???秒鍾幾十萬????娘?????老板?直催??根本????車禍????遇???瘋??快放?????少錢?直??”
“喲喲喲??錢??欺負?死?年?????電影???秒鍾幾十萬???嗬嗬??哥哥?????放????車?報廢???????且?????????公司???陰曹?府?”黑衣男??邊????邊死死抱住眼睛男??臂?撒?????朝?眼鏡男??纏??將男?死死箍??原??
黑衣男??般表??眼鏡男更急??
“孫??放??”眼鏡男?急敗壞?吼??
“?放?讓???????又?耽誤????”黑衣男??副死??放??模樣?
眼鏡男?耐煩?情緒瞬???頂點?朝?黑衣男?憤怒吼??“滾?”
黑衣男??似?眼鏡男??勢鎮住???????瞬?鬆懈????眼鏡男趁此機?趕緊掙脫?黑衣男??鎖技?朝?冒?滾滾濃煙?車禍?場跑??
黑衣男???掙脫??回??????並??再次?拉住眼鏡男???站?原???動靜?
此?車禍?場附近??數?將?場圍?水泄?通?見喊聲?絕於耳?
“救??快救???車司機?經?救??快?救?車司機?”
“?家??點?別燒???己?”
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呼喊聲??黑衣男?靜靜????急忙慌?朝??群內擠????停怒吼?“滾?”?眼鏡男?翻?翻?眼?隨????摸??根煙?抽????
“???挺理智???怎???候失?智呢?連?己?穿?別??體?件事??????剛才?因??攔??點?事差點入魔?差點成?惡鬼呢?真????唉??吧?吧???????????非????真?浪費老????????嘛??????浪費?浪費吧?”
黑衣男??言?語?際?眼鏡男終於穿??群??達??己?冒?濃煙?轎車旁邊?頂?濃煙?眼鏡男伸??使勁拉門??車門並???拉??
車門打???原因眼鏡男瞬??????車門?鎖?呢???原因??趕緊伸?進入早?破碎?車窗???打?門????瞬??眼鏡男所??動作?停????原因?????此刻坐?主駕駛??????長?和??模?樣??渾?鮮血???
??誰??什???車?坐???張臉?什???熟悉?怎?和???像?連眼鏡??樣?
諸?疑問?瞬?湧入腦內?眼鏡男腦袋超??負荷?呆??原????意識?朝?駕駛座伸??
“喂?????碰?????鬼???算完??”黑衣男??同瞬移般????眼鏡男?旁?緊緊抓住?眼鏡男伸???臂?
“放???”眼鏡男?同瘋癲??般?瘋狂?掙紮????
黑衣男?知?????願意接受?事實?
眼鏡男瘋狂?掙紮???縷?黑?從???車禍?輛車?駕駛座?衝??朝?眼鏡男?飛????
?股?黑?乃?眼鏡男??所積怨??此刻因眼鏡男?執念???合?宜??候竄????
???股?黑??黑衣男??語?翻???眼?
“因??死?點?事兒??竟??兩次入魔?厲害厲害?給老?醒?“男??言?語??猛?提?拳??健碩?拳?朝?眼鏡男?臉狠狠?砸??
??拳結結實實?打?眼鏡男臉??咚??聲?眼鏡男臉????摔??狗吃屎?
“?死鬼???接受吧???經死??死?徹徹底底??”黑衣男??掌搭?眼鏡男肩膀???臉?深表同情?
常言????犯?錯???總?喜歡將責任推卸給???此??眼睛男???般情況?
“???????????????死?“眼鏡男?低???牙齒咬?咯咯響?
??突?其??追責?黑衣男?放聲?笑?
“老?接??死鬼???萬???千??種埋怨??第?次遇??怨念??深???第?次遇??竟?又?始吸取怨???真????惡鬼?遇??真????福分?讓老??教教?怎?做鬼吧?“
黑衣男?嗬嗬笑??伸?抓住眼鏡男?衣領?另?????知從哪弄??塊板磚?
“?吧?鬼?吾乃?府?使者??今?敢??惡語相向???感受??忤逆?府代表?懲罰吧?享受??老??醒?磚?威?吧?“黑衣男?笑容漸漸猙獰???磚?越舉越高?
“?磚?”黑衣男?蓄足???磚?狠狠朝?眼鏡男?臉?砸??
“嘭?嘭?嘭????”黑衣男??磚接??磚??停?朝?眼鏡男?門砸??
足足十分鍾??黑衣男?才終於停??此?眼鏡男?臉?經完全?像?臉??
“呼?舒服?”黑衣男?扔?眼鏡男?滿?舒暢?擦?擦汗??眼鏡男?似變成??骨?物?般?黑衣男??鬆?????體直接摔????摔成??攤?
??眼鏡男?模樣?黑衣男?噗嗤樂????磚???花?代價搞???東西?拍??根本??造成疼痛???打?死????惡意?所??知??眼鏡男??今?樣??完全?因?嚇??
“喂?醒醒?”黑衣男?伸?又拽住?眼鏡男?衣領?隨?狠狠搖晃????
伴隨?搖晃?眼鏡男?臉變?越?越清晰和立體????兒?恢複?原??模樣?意識?跟?漸漸回歸??
片刻??眼鏡男終於睜??眼???第?眼?????笑嘻嘻?黑衣男??臉????覺?打??冷戰?隨?表情變?呆滯????
“啊?真?做???長?夢啊?喲??熟悉?臉?帥?夥???似?夢?見??????????失禮?話?真??抱歉啊?”
??假裝失憶?眼鏡男?黑衣男?忍俊?禁?嗬嗬笑?兩聲?
“失憶??“黑衣男???拆穿??
“嗯???像什???記??呢?“眼鏡男深入角色?繼續偽裝??
“???記?????情況嗎?“
“?太記???“
“?死??知?嗎?“
“?知?呢??死?嗎?哇?真慘呢?“
“??知???誰嗎?“
“?知?呢?“
“??吧??再次??介紹???吾乃陰曹?府?使者?黑?常?循?世?輪回?理???接引??往死者???酆??府?“
“哦哦?鬼使老哥??接???獄?吧?????跟?走?“
倆???言??語??似??什??????般??話??
兩?正?平?和???話?黑衣男?忽?滿臉?爽?掏????用??磚?朝?眼鏡男臉?狠狠又????
眼鏡男冷?丁又挨????死??委屈和挨打?委屈???爆????又?敢再???竟哇哇哭????
“????講?理????樣配合????怎??打??”
“抱歉???兒?????臉?爽?抱歉?”黑衣男?雙?合十?笑嗬嗬??歉???語???絲歉意????
“??既???經冷靜????正式詢問?遍??????願意隨??同?往?府?“黑衣男?終於又???正事?
眼鏡男單指撓臉???片刻??尷尬??口?“?哥??接受?死??件事???容易???且?挨?頓打??覺??欠?點什??所??????堂?”
黑衣男?笑??笑??眼睛彎成?月牙??消失?兩次?磚?又????????且?變???幾圈?
“?啦??懂啦???走吧~?候?早??“??磚??眼鏡男瞬?乖巧??同?狗?般?
“?才?嘛?“磚?第?次消失?黑衣男?拍?拍?掌??灰塵?隨?雙?平攤於胸????瞬雙拳用?緊握??股??驟????繞指飛翔?
??初??黑衣男?猛吸?口????朝??喝?
“?門?”
黑衣男?話音?落???立刻???巨?聲響??堵血紅色?門破土???瞬?立於?????血紅?門?黑紅?纏繞????分外猙獰??門頂牌匾??橫書蒼勁??????字?鬼門關?
黑衣男?覺??切?稀鬆平常??眼鏡男??見??世??瞬?呆住??
“???鬼門關?“
黑衣男??理?眼鏡男?喃喃?語??徑直走?門??伸?輕輕點?點鬼門關?原本?經安靜??鬼門關又?始劇烈晃動????
伴隨?轟鳴聲?鬼門關緩緩?啟?黑???血紅?噴湧???????染暗?幾分?
片刻??鬼門關?啟完畢??黑??兩條???????兩旁?長滿?血紅彼岸花?或許?因?彼岸花?緣故?朦朧血?籠罩?整條???朦朧?樣?竟?幾分詭異魅?????傳???黃泉路?
“鬼使??鬼門??惡走黑?善走??吾乃引路黑鬼使齊武?於此引?入關?“黑衣男???鬼門關?喝??伸?又拉住?眼鏡男?
“吾名齊武?職?引渡鬼使?今渡汝入鬼門關?從此世??牽連?走??“
齊武使勁?甩?眼鏡男?甩??速度?同炮彈?般??黃泉路?低空飛行?甩?眼鏡男?齊武跟?走進?鬼門關??入?關??刹??鬼門關瞬?消散????恢複?平常??同從未存???般?
黃泉路??兩???路?急速低空飛行?????臉悠閑????嚇?淚流滿??悠閑?正?齊武?
黃泉路並?長?眼睛男眼淚??流幹?兩??黃泉路旅程?結束??
兩?????飛?黃泉路?黃泉路外??塊巨石?巨石??立??巨?石台?齊武率先落??石台???眼鏡男緊跟?狠狠摔??石台??
眼鏡男捂??體?哎呦呦?叫???臉?驚?未定?
“望鄉石?留凡念?從此?鬼?相連?”齊武站?石台??低?默念?什??
此句話?同喚回?眼鏡男????樣?眼鏡男呆滯?模樣瞬?恢複?清明??恢複清明?第?件事?便?緊張?環顧?周???????竟?又愣??
石台豎立?千米???兩???乃?千米懸崖??再往???乃??堵撒??絲絲黑??宏?城牆?
石台立於千米高???????遠處?城牆???高度竟和石台持平?竟??千米?高?
城牆正?央??堵巨?石門威嚴屹立?石門?書寫??勢磅礴?兩??字?酆?????傳????府鬼城?酆??
酆?距離????段距離?????竟近?眼??巨?城牆?長度?法估測?憑視線???完全??等壯觀景象?讓眼鏡男再次失?智?
眼鏡男愣??齊武???愣??景色齊武??千萬遍?????沉入其??
“喂????讓?????邊???反??“齊武再次喚醒?愣?眼鏡男?眼鏡男聽話?回????
齊武讓眼鏡男????才??走??黃泉路??向?此?黃泉路?經隱??留????團黑?混雜?團霧?
齊武??團霧??任何反應???正常團霧??眼鏡男???並非黑?霧????數高樓?廈??景色?算???壯觀???眼鏡男?次並??愣住?因??景色?再熟悉????
“???家附近????家附近?“
眼睛男喃喃?語?黑?霧忽??始劇烈翻滾??????景象轉變???普通樓層?景色顯??????樓層共??房??其???房門?模糊?清?????房門分外清?????清??房門??正??堆?聚集????
“1303??家?門牌號????家??群警察聚集??家門口做什??讓??”
眼鏡男漸入情景?站???往門?走??齊武站?旁邊????同魔怔?樣?眼鏡男??並??阻攔?
“滾??滾??”眼鏡男瘋狂?扒拉?警察?????體??穿???警察?根本影響???群??
警察根本?收?影響???才?樣正常?與站?房門??兩???話?
“哥?嫂??”眼鏡男瞬?認??站?門?????
“哥?嫂????啊???劉鷗????弟弟?哥?嫂??”眼鏡男放聲嘶吼?????絲毫作用??群???感應????存??進行?屬於????話?
“劉先??事情?致情況???樣???弟弟?遺體暫?留???民醫院?找?????認領???該傳達?????傳達???請節哀順變????先走??”
“謝謝??警察同??家????事故??????留各位??慢走??”
眼鏡男?哥哥和警察寒暄?幾句??送別?警察?
“走吧???回屋?”警察剛走?眼鏡男?嫂?拉門?打算回??眼鏡男?哥哥伸??把她攔住????立即?把門給關??
“怎??老公?”她疑惑?問??
“??????太深?感觸吧??實話??失???弟弟確實難?????????竟?連眼淚?流?????弟弟?股?精英?勢?從???和???話本??????關係?????????樣?算正常吧????樣???別提????甚至連悲傷????少吧?”眼鏡男?哥哥顯?分外冷靜???嫂?反??冷靜??
“?什?意思?????悲傷?????”她?急?解釋?實際真???悲傷?
“????責怪??意思?????讓真正悲傷???位獨處??兒吧?讓???????強裝鎮定?????????讓??釋放釋放吧?走陪?轉轉??”
“??吧?”
兩???樣??回屋?乘?剛送走警察??電梯??樓??
眼鏡男從剛才?始??直愣?原??兩?走??眼鏡男???房門忽?消失?房?內沙??坐?????影映入??眼簾?
???影?兩老?少?正?眼鏡男?雙親與女友?此????句話??????默默?坐??默默?流淚?
??至親至愛????眼鏡男?腿??覺?動????
走??????眼鏡男再?忍?住?哭????
“爸媽?親愛??“眼睛男?意識?伸???擁抱???????論嚐試?少次?眼睛男??臂??穿?????體?
眼睛男痛苦?跪????終於放聲?哭?另外???似?感受???悲傷??氛?哭聲?變?越?越??
??哭??齊武悄?聲息????眼鏡男?旁?
“望鄉石?記錄???最??痛與暖????享受吧??種痛苦?????最??次????接???享受?最??溫暖吧?“
齊武輕輕拍?拍眼鏡男?背?轉??走?
眼鏡男感受??拍打?本??抬????抬??與??視線正???????視線?主?正???老淚縱橫?雙親?與淚眼婆娑?女友?
??此?臉??掛?同樣?淚水??掛?同樣?錯愕?
“爸、媽、親愛?????????“
眼鏡男言語???充滿錯愕?
聽??句話?眼睛男?媽媽和女友放聲?哭?衝???緊緊抱住?眼鏡男???相擁?泣???眼鏡男?父親?老爺?錯愕???眼鏡男?驚疑??言?語?
“??底???鬼?“
?????句?隨?老爺??懶?管??什???衝??抱住????哭????
啊???溫暖?懷抱?眼鏡男??覺?沉醉??
??相擁???言語??份真情?經?需?言語??
眼鏡男?正溫存?際?完全??懂?氛?齊武悄????
“嘿??種???般??短短兩?分鍾????經??長??????什?趁???”
溫存????打斷?眼鏡男趕緊直???擦?擦眼淚?溫柔????????
??????紛紛直?????相互????張?張嘴?卻又?知???什???今?場景太??真實?眼鏡男死?消息??真實??????從打擊?緩?????????什?????
???????????顧?言?許久???終於終於?眼鏡男?口??
“???????活??啊??愛???”
話音剛落?眼鏡男周圍景象迅速虛化?最終化作?縷濁??消散?見?
??父母與最愛??緩緩消失?眼鏡男再次掩?痛哭?
與此同????醫院??病房內?昏迷?眼鏡男?母親、?床旁趴伏??哭累睡??眼鏡男?女友???縮?角落?流?淚睡覺?老父親?同??刻猛?驚醒?
睜?眼?瞬????幾乎同??處環顧?又幾乎同????聲同樣?輕歎?
原??夢啊???幾乎?同????惜?瞬??溫情?瞬????又轉瞬回???實世界?
“阿姨??醒???????舒服?感覺?”
“老伴啊??事?吧?”
“?事兒??事兒????做??奇怪?夢罷??”
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??世界正常?運轉????同樣?
齊武拍打?眼鏡男?肩膀?安慰???同?抬????????空??空???朦朧??????同絲球?般?東西?停轉動??觀察???兒絲球?齊武忽??驚?
“?經?????啊????別傷感???於??第?次托夢?言??做??錯????????事?做?走??”
齊武根本?待眼鏡男反應甩??又將?扔????
“又???次??懸崖?”
眼鏡男?似習慣??樣??邊抹?眼淚??邊摔??千米懸崖?
“放?吧???經死?????再死?次?”
齊武笑嘻嘻?跟?跳????
望鄉石??貨真價實?千米懸崖?兩??空?足足?落?數十秒??次眼鏡男連喊??喊???樣直愣愣?摔?????
“噗嘰?“眼鏡男???摔?歪?扭????瞬??恢複??
站????所謂?拍?拍塵土?眼鏡男???真??痛呢?站?原?默默等?齊武落??同??觀察?周圍景象??似??第?次死?樣?熟練?
????呈??景象?眼鏡男再冷靜????覺驚訝?點?點??畢竟?景象太?壯觀?
???????乃?寬達百米?巨?橋梁??橋梁竟??眼望????最少?千米長???巨?護城河?雖??河???寬度最低??千米??眼??並?像河流??像湖泊?樣??護城河???壯麗?酆??門?與????橋與河完美?融合?????再加?始終存??黑?團霧?給整?景觀又渲染???層詭秘色彩?顯?壯觀異常?眼睛男??覺?滿臉驚歎?
眼鏡男驚歎???齊武終於落??
“快????解釋??跟?走?“落???齊武???話?拉?眼鏡男?胳膊朝?橋??走????
“接???步驟??用???吧???信息?代???東西傳播??處???應該?少?聽??吧?“
齊武??縮短???邊走邊??
“?少?????????朦朧??解?????????聽???????概?喝孟婆湯?奈何橋?類??“
眼鏡男費勁腦汁???接觸????知識?最終????????點?
“?知???算?嘛???足夠??“
齊武??樣帶?????話?鑽進?朦朧?霧??霧????切變?模糊????什????真切???樣走?走??眼鏡男忽?覺?周圍?顏色變?血紅????
?處觀瞧?眼鏡男??變紅?原因??於腳????所走??路?????片彼岸花?
“喲吼????“
眼鏡男關注點全??????齊武忽?停????眼鏡男趕緊抬???????又嚇???跳?
?巨?建築?知何??????己????建築通體黝黑?牆???斑斑血紅印記?????似血?樣?
建築雖?引?注目??嚇?眼睛男?跳?並非?樓????樓?徘徊??片???
“?????全??死?嗎?“
眼鏡男??難?置信?
“當?嘍?每?死?少??知?嗎?????牛?毛???“齊武理所當??應??
眼鏡男接受???法?略顯讚同?點?點??
齊武?再??什??拉?眼鏡男朝??群?慢慢走????邊走????邊喊??
“孟婆???接客??“
“啊???啥??十?號?再敢?接客?字?信?信老娘幹死??“
齊武?聲音剛???回應瞬?????
“老太婆?別???廢話?快?登記?“齊武語?漸漸?耐煩?
“?兔崽??找死?”??紅色?影伴隨?怒吼?由遠?近?飛速?至?
“喲?老太??”齊武??紅色?影?抬???打招呼??話???完?紅色?影?拳????臉??齊武直直倒??拳勁??????口老痰???臉?????粗暴行?全部??於此刻站立於齊武????十歲模樣?亭亭玉立?少女模樣???此?便?孟婆?
“?兔崽??嘴巴放幹淨點?老娘芳齡十??“孟婆?解??又踹?齊武兩腳?
“喲喲?十????百餘歲??當?長輩綽綽?餘?吧???叫聲祖宗聽聽?“齊武躺?????住?嘴賤?
“?死?“孟婆反應反?比剛才冷靜????話語?殺?更濃??齊武知?她真???????敢再惹她?趕緊轉移話題?
“姑奶奶?別???客戶?帶???趕緊給?登記????久??張??“
孟婆揉?揉胸口?勉強壓?火??朝?齊武?????
眼鏡男此?蹲????抱????副乖巧?模樣?什???敢??今??剛挨?板磚????再挨拳??
“?慫包???次?客戶?怎????????????次撈???魚?“孟婆眼睛?眨?眨???眼鏡男?眼鏡男??低?更深??
“唉?別提????點?事故???再?吧?先把??給?登記????久??張??“聽?孟婆?話?齊武?臉煩悶??臉???再提?孟婆明事理???追問??????句?”跟??吧?“帶?兩??朝??建築走??
??同行????兒???建築???建築??牌匾終於???清??
“奈何棧?“眼鏡男低聲讀?牌匾??字???建築??第?次聽??
“怎?樣????聽??吧??建築?新??進入新?代?枉死鬼增???枉死殿擴建?極限?????擁擠??又建??建築?“齊武?同???眼鏡男?疑問?般??意?介紹????
奈何棧?樓乃??巨?客廳??處??桌椅??批鬼?聚集???吃飯聊??
“?樣啊~什??枉死鬼?”???邊往樓?走?眼鏡男?邊提問?
“什??枉死鬼????嘍?”齊武笑眯眯?回答??將眼鏡男引?奈何棧?樓?角落??給?找??椅??同?拉??桌???????己?拉??椅???眼鏡男??坐????
“孟婆姑奶奶?幫?拿幾張表?“齊武讓孟婆?拿表???笑眯眯???眼鏡男????句?
“?鬼???候算??今??賬??”
眼鏡男???霧水?
“賬?什?賬?表?什?表?”
???此直率?疑問?齊武臉??笑容愈?奸詐??
“??今?社??享受什?服務?需?花錢?所??清算?????服務費?”
眼鏡男終於明?齊武眼?奸詐意味?什???
“所?鬼???收費嗎?“
“當???”
齊武?臉理所當??回答?眼鏡男眯?眼睛表示懷疑??懷疑齊武詐???又?知?真相真??什?????猶豫??候?解惑???己????????孟婆?
“?十?號????詐???事實才???樣?“
“??叫?十?號??叫齊武?“
孟婆帶?表剛??兩??又?始拌嘴?眼鏡男聽?孟婆??話??同抓住什?線索?樣?趕緊追問?
“孟婆????事實?什???請您給?鬼解惑?“
“喲??孟婆???????挺?禮貌????給?講講吧????府?入門?規矩?”
眼鏡男???又奉承?孟婆幾句?孟婆笑?跟花?樣?接??數分鍾?孟婆詳細?給眼鏡男介紹????
最基礎??孟婆?直接跳???什?鬼門關?酆?由????東西跟傳??幾乎?樣??世??少???解?並??什?介紹?必??
跳????孟婆首先介紹??普通?死???鬼??分類?鬼??共分??類?
首先?普通?鬼???鬼??毫?障礙?直接進入酆???且??任何收費項目???鬼?壽終正寢??死?所化?死??先入所屬土?廟???由鬼使接引???
?另?種??愈?愈???種鬼????眼鏡男?種鬼?名?枉死鬼?亦名橫死鬼?古??種橫死?其實並?全?早死於?死薄所記錄??日??皆?橫死?車禍亦?此列?此類鬼?因?輩?作惡?故結?惡果?此類?死???遊蕩?世??因陽壽本該未盡?故此鬼使?並?????種????若??橫死鬼?鬼使???譬?????鬼使?必須將此類幽?帶入黃泉路?雖?帶?????此類鬼?依舊?法進入酆??府????往枉死城?等待陽壽盡??才?進入?府?
??最??種?名?惡鬼?此類鬼?異鬼?通常?鬼與枉死鬼其實區別???????種??善終??種?需償?靈?所欠?債?鬼?本?實際?什?區別??惡鬼?同?惡鬼乃?怨念?集結體?暴戾?喜作惡?此類鬼乃普通鬼吸收?世?漂浮怨念所化??初??普通?鬼?
惡鬼?籠統?稱呼?實際???數分支?死法或吸收?怨念種類決定所化?惡鬼?種類?世?流傳最廣?餓死鬼、吊死鬼等全??惡鬼??種分支?
孟婆詳細?介紹?鬼?種類?眼鏡男?瞬?抓住?????解?重點?
“孟婆???枉死鬼??進?府?什?情況?”
??眼鏡男若?所思?表情?孟婆嘿嘿笑?點?點??
“?家夥?按照原??規矩??樣?????情況?所變化???進?府???????且聽?慢慢???“
數千年???府?規矩並非?成?變??相反?變化?謂?非常???府?吸取??數先進?觀念?變?愈??性化??其?最??變化莫?於?程?簡化?
原本?死??必須??接受閻羅殿審判?由閻王爺進行審判?分配???幾百年??鬼?數量成倍?暴增?哪怕?閻王爺??法承受?此工作量?故此審判?程直接抹??????鬼使簽章?鬼?便?入?府?
此項改變帶????另?項改變?
閻王爺撂攤??幹??初代黑??常??意見????常謝必安?黑?常範?救??公?罷工??此?工作量閻羅王直接甩給???????處理????幹脆?直接罷工?
倆?罷工?閻王爺原????壓??逼倆?工作??倆?工作熱情?高?效率?????????樣又???意見??
各?城隍爺及土?爺全??意見??因?黑??常效率低?各?土?廟囤積?鬼?遠超???管理?範圍?各?土?叫苦跌跌???????再收留死?亡??
土?爺??作?讓飄蕩?亡?愈?愈????戰爭又爆???枉死鬼數量暴增??此?黑??常??負責接引枉死鬼????城隍爺變?苦?堪言?戰爭使?各種鬼?成?惡鬼?概率暴增?各種惡鬼?各?肆意妄??城隍根本管????
?某???土?爺聯合城隍爺直接?酆??帝??告狀???酆??帝?????當即??罪罰?十殿並罰????另外?殿爺?閻王爺???意見?逼?讓?繼續審判?
閻王爺死豬?怕?水燙??攤??誰愛幹誰敢?另外?殿誰???接?爛攤??最?十殿王???????決定??照?閻王爺安排?做??黑?鬼使?主導模式??樣定????同??十殿決定擴招鬼差?單憑??常謝必安?黑?常範?救???工作量??太????
??鬼差擴招?成???近?百??團隊?齊武?????候成???名黑?常??黑?常?派第?十?位?故此孟婆叫??十?號?
鬼差擴招??接引枉死鬼?成?鬼差?工作??????城隍爺?再告狀?
雖?接引?枉死鬼??枉死鬼??入酆??府?條規矩?酆??帝定???枉死鬼增??枉死殿完全住???造成?陰???遍??枉死鬼?
?此?府又擴建?奈何棧????今孟婆??所處????職???收留枉死鬼?最??????夠用??又演變?????鬼使?擔保及確定?居所???????安葬完畢?????提??往?府?
??鬼使做保?????鬼???府內?若惹??非?鬼使需負同樣責任?擴招?鬼使?位並未?原本??高尚??府?並?像尊重初代?樣尊重?????鬼使因?簽字??剝奪鬼使?職??鬼使???願意平??故擔責任??從??刻?始??府收費項目????
?此賺錢????府其餘眾?紛紛效仿?數年????完整?收費體係誕????府進入?新?代?名?經濟?府?代?
“所??齊武所??收費?屬實???並非強製???給?提供??選擇?接受??建議?繳納費用進入酆??亦或??接受?呆?枉死殿或者??奈何棧???己選擇吧?”
孟婆解釋完?尋求眼鏡男?己?意思?眼鏡男??思考?齊武急急忙忙站????
“?哥??外?荒郊野嶺??根本??住????酆?????樣???歌舞升平??什??什??”
眼鏡男若?所思?敷衍?點?點??根本?受影響????顧??思考??
分析?分析??果?進入酆??最??路?????付錢??眼鏡男???太願意?
“??進酆?????錢怎?辦?“
最終眼鏡男??選擇接受進入酆??條件?唯??問題?當即?問????????錢?
齊武笑??笑?分外????隔數???終於????張?希望?
“?哥?剛進?府誰??錢?????必擔??錢?兩????????給?詳細講講吧?“
?府內?所擁??錢財??與???關?寄托?思念?情?棺材死?化?住宅?寄托?哀思?紙錢化?錢財?死者家屬?其所燃?事物皆?轉換成死者?財產?????附????真真切切?思念?當?紙???法進行變換??畢竟思念??量再強???製造??活物?
思念所化物品?直接傳入?府??錢財?類?因??所燒紙錢?值實?難?統???府?省?麻煩????控製通膨率??始實施按??計算?辦法??論???燒?少?轉換?????吊錢?當??吊錢??計量?式?經??????????燒紙轉換成?萬元????燒紙??越??所獲??錢財??越??
?份錢??府內稱??低保??且並????燒?紙?????收??????每年?年初?及清明進行統??放?
鬼使???錢???低保??齊武??價?低保??分???
“太???“眼鏡男?住?搖??鬼使??錢????收?次????收??轉世投胎?年年把?分???錢財供給齊武?眼鏡男??願意?
“??商量??家??價格?快簽字?蓋?印?行?“齊武?邊嘰嘰喳喳??吵?鬧??邊拉?眼鏡男?指???往合同?蓋?
“??蓋???問題?問孟婆???“眼睛男劇烈?掙紮?掙脫?齊武?趕緊躲??孟婆???
“?家夥??啥問題呀??全?告訴??“孟婆???口????叫???甜?蜜?
“孟婆?????和別?鬼使簽合同嗎?“眼睛男眼?精光?閃????商圈精英?算計??輩?????細節??點??放??
“?????把?帶??????和?簽?“齊武聽??問題嚇?半死?跳?????再抓眼睛男???孟婆攔住??
“?家夥?挺聰明???哦??附近鬼使?常?巡查????????回?轉意?枉死鬼??????先住兩??遇?其?鬼使再與??走?行??反正?????安葬??哪怕??簽????????住兩???“
“哦??樣啊?“眼鏡男笑??笑?詭異?比?眼鏡男笑????齊武?齊武?感覺渾??冷???敢再湊近????躲?遠遠??警惕???眼鏡男?
“??幹嗎?“齊武謹慎?問?
“?幹嘛啦?和您簽合同呀鬼使???”
聽??話?齊武半信半疑?眼睛男?樣?明擺??打什?算盤?
“真?假??”齊武愈?警惕?
“當??真?啦?????嘛???免費?”眼鏡男奸詐?笑??
聽??話?齊武?搖?跟撥浪鼓?樣?
“?行?絕??行??找其????花錢??才??當呢????免費??免費?????接????????行?負責?“
?回答眼鏡男早?料????表情完全??變化???伸???根?指?
“????像????久??張???????像??任務指標??果???????果?似??嚴重?
??既??任務??市場競爭??剛才?表情?似逮??魚?樣???價絕???低價?????
?????似??救??實際???救??所???懂?感恩?????
所??最低價?少?“
齊武聽??愣?愣???反駁??家??又??事實?最????奈歎??
“?真?討厭知識分???吧???基本價格??百分?????接受?最低價?千分???”
眼鏡男猜?齊武?漫??價?????真??往??????
“哇?哇?????臉?哇?”眼鏡男?語?指?齊武?齊武??價確實?太高???今??口基數?牽引亡??點?鬼使?收百分????經夠??享受榮華富貴??齊武?報價???頂?十???
“萬分???”眼鏡男惡狠狠?????己?報價?
齊武苦惱?捂住?腦袋?眼鏡男?架勢明擺???齊武?接受??寧??高價跟別?走?
“??成交??”齊武淚流滿??正?謂偷雞?成蝕把米?齊武???接受??行??
“???蓋章?”眼鏡男談成?樁?意?終於????點?
齊武?臉苦澀??收費?寫?萬分???眼鏡男???改??印??事終於算告?段落?
合同簽完?眼鏡男???伸????和齊武握???齊武????及伸??孟婆更快?伸?握住?眼鏡男?
“?家夥????邊正事完????邊?該進行正事兒???喝?吧?“
“什?東西?嗚?“眼鏡男??反應???孟婆伸??將??瓷碗杵進?眼睛男?嘴?
“孟婆湯呀?夥??“孟婆強行喂????忘?解釋?
咕咚咕咚?孟婆湯兩口?肚?眼鏡男喝完?魔怔??
“喝?孟婆湯?放??世愁?”孟婆??話?照?眼鏡男?背狠狠?拍???拍??數縷?光從眼鏡男體內竄??穿?奈何棧?直衝???朝???晶瑩?絲球飛???光竄入絲球?絲球?央忽??閃??瞬?漏??它本??樣?????巨?石球?高懸空??月亮?般?
高懸??空?其實並非月亮???傳?????石??石內儲存???府所?????記憶?
孟婆??拍?拍??眼鏡男?記憶??拍醒???
“???什???剛才喝???孟婆湯???什?並??忘?什??”眼鏡男?臉?迷茫?
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