第五十章 人生如段子 新

  第?十章

  “???女??所???知?女???私??談論?話題??露骨?同性???所討論?永遠?異性??像???討論?話題幾乎??哪?女?漂亮?哪?女?奶???女???所討論?話題幾乎??哪?男?帥??哪?男??體強健?哪?男?JJ粗壯?持久?更強?越?漂亮?女??討論?話題越露骨?尤其女??”


  “??吧????????”


  雷永兵?雷???女?高高???形象???????崩塌??

  “反正???觀察男?JJ???辦法?具她?所??鼻?越??男??JJ越粗壯?”


  雷永兵感覺???女?形象?經?????非常?奇?問??“??怎?知???清???連女??私密話題?知???該???故意偷聽?吧?”


  ?怪雷永兵懷疑??種私密話題劉洋?怎?知???聽??意思?知??似乎??少?

  ?連王剛?用奇異?眼???劉洋?

  “哦???劉洋??午怎??保安逮?審訊室???什?事???”


  王剛見劉洋?情?錯?於?問??憋???整??午?問題?

  劉洋????瞪?雷永兵?眼????“?問?……”


  王剛驚訝??真跟雷永兵?關係?

  雷永兵笑?笑?顯???尷尬?

  經???解釋?王剛和林峰才知??午??什????件事情?

  原?雷永兵?午??候??廁所??帶紙?正?廁所?又???足足蹲???十分鍾?終於聽見?兩?腳步聲進??正準備跟?借紙?卻突?聽見她???話?進??兩?竟??女??

  女?怎??進男廁所??且??兩?????兒又?幾?女?走?進????雷永兵終於意識???女?進?男廁所????進?女廁所??記??己明明進??男廁所?怎??鑽進?女廁所?難???急走錯??

  雷永兵捂住嘴巴??敢??絲毫聲音??怕?女????當?偷窺狂當抓住???啊?旁邊??女??解???甚至?聽?女?解??尿液衝擊蹲便池?聲音????男??鑽進?女廁所?脫掉褲??漏?JJ?躲?女廁隔????且當????恥?硬??????抓住?該怎?解釋??算渾??嘴???清????打?半死才怪?

  於??等女?走??雷永兵連忙給劉洋打電話?讓?送紙??救命?劉洋當???驚?目瞪口呆???走錯廁所?算????忘?帶紙??讓?怎?幫??總??直接鑽進女廁所??候兩?????抓?

  最?經?雷永兵苦苦哀求????經?廁所蹲???????讓劉洋?定幫忙送紙???再????腿??蹲壞??

  劉洋?奈???答應冒??命危險給?送紙?兩?商定?用微信保持聯係?等?雷永兵確定女?廁所????候?劉洋再?最快?速度衝進??把紙交給雷永兵??再衝???

  於?雷永兵又等????兒?等?廁所?鴉雀?聲??候?確定?經??????用微信通知劉洋?告訴???廁所?經??????右邊?第??隔??隔??門?經??打???條縫隙?讓劉洋趁????趕緊把紙送進??

  ???雷永兵等?十?分鍾??見劉洋進??於??微信催促?結果?回??短信???回?最?咬牙打電話?卻??接聽????壞????劉洋耍????又蹲????????最?實?受??????紙簍?翻????找??別?用??紙折疊???將??擦?屁股?準備??找劉洋算賬?

  等??????候?????廁所?門??標記????己??走錯廁所??進???男廁所????走錯廁所????女?走錯?廁所????群女???走錯?廁所??種鳳毛麟角事情????遇??

  隨????壞事?????走錯廁所???卻告訴?劉洋??女?廁所?????劉洋????救????進?女廁所?

  於??雷永兵急急忙忙朝?宿舍跑??路?幾?女??邊??候聽見?幾?女??談話?????????新?拿??機強闖女廁所準備偷拍??硬??拽??其???隔??門?當?正????女??脫褲?準備解??直接??嚇壞????劉洋當場??廁所??其?女?當場製服??頓胖揍?直接送??保安室?

  ??雷永兵才?解??原??女?廁所壞??於?又幾?膽??女?見男廁所??????進?男廁所?

  最???雷永兵給劉洋?????午?歉??加晚?請?吃火鍋和介紹漂亮女?給?認識??才讓劉洋勉?其難?原諒???

  “哈哈哈哈……笑死????種奇葩事情??????????????編程段???朋友圈??”


  王剛差點笑背???拍?拍劉洋?肩膀?“原??頓火鍋??????????和林峰??感謝???”


  “感謝?屁?勞資應??事兒??冤枉成偷怕狂?????微信?聊?記錄???事兒?徹底洗?清??”


  劉洋????事兒?覺?鬱悶?比?殺?雷永兵和?情???

  “????經?????家?據?味??錯?”


  ?家名叫火盆燒?火鍋店門口?車雅雯和另外兩?女?早?經等候???

  “??怎?才??”車雅雯皺眉???

  “???害??????美女等??幾分鍾?”


  “抱歉?讓?位美女久等??”雷永兵連忙?歉???給林峰幾?介紹?

  “車雅雯???因該認識??兩?她?室友?顧青青和文靜?”


  “?位美女???叫劉洋??羊座?至今單??”?

  “嘻嘻……?”


  ?位女?笑?笑?直接轉?朝店內走??留給劉洋??俏麗?背影?