第二百二十二章 申請也得逼

  司令?“怎?又成???寶貝疙瘩?????真??講理??誰?喜歡??啊??誰老?護???啊?”


  政委?“講理??見哪?司令跟政委講理講贏??走吧?”


  司令?愣?“????”?追?政委?兩??肩並肩?直接殺向孫吳?

  司令?“政委???兒見???????文????武???回?定?把???給拿?????咱老哥倆????丟??央???”


  政委?“????兒??眼色行事?”


  司令?“??”


  此??孫吳正?和吳???閑扯呢?屋??嗚嗚泱泱??堆??司令推門?進???接?司令又退????“?????什?味兒啊??????兔崽??給????”


  孫吳、吳?、蔣?平、申?柱、王?光、杜濤??十幾?????司令和政委?????趕緊穿戴整齊跑????站?整整齊齊??

  司令?“?????????點兵?樣?嗎?啊???????嘻嘻哈哈???空搞搞?己???衛?嗎??家夥?????門???股味兒?直接把?給頂????????夏?????關?門幹嘛呢?”


  孫吳?“司令????商量軍事戰略呢????保密?”


  司令?“少跟老?胡扯????????嘻嘻哈哈??商量軍事戰略??聽?咋??新鮮呢?行???滾?????聽??胡??”


  “??”???剛?撒丫?跑?司令又喊??“?站住?回????給????搞搞衛??今?晚飯??進行衛??檢查?凡??合格??給?掃?年?廁所?”


  “?……”????聽?像霜打?茄??樣?成?蔫瓜?

  司令?“孫吳??給?站住???哪?啊?”


  孫吳硬??皮轉???笑????“????響應司令號召?河邊洗澡?嗎?”


  司令?“??先?忙??問????結婚報告什??候交?”


  孫吳?臉?懵?“?……??……”


  政委?“?吞吞吐吐?幹嘛??老爺???話痛快點??吭哧癟肚??像?什?樣??”


  孫吳?“司令?政委???婚?結???”


  政委?“????理由?”


  孫吳?“向???樣???腦袋別?褲腰帶???知?哪???吃飯?家夥?給玩兒????????娶??家???害??家嗎?”


  司令?“屁話??向????????路軍?全當光棍算??唄??和政委??媳婦兒??難?????逆???唄?”


  孫吳??急????“?跟?倆??樣?”


  司令?“?啥??樣啊??倒????”


  孫吳?“?……”其實孫吳????兩???路軍高級指揮官????又????己??????因?此?司令和政委?安全性並?比?己高?少?再??拿??己和司令比????找死?

  政委?“孫吳啊???共產黨????國家和民族隨??願意舍?取義?奉獻?命?????共產黨????????情?欲???娶妻???別??????條件?艱苦?????活?????堅強?活???”


  孫吳?“????結???病?”

  司令怒??“啥病?”


  孫吳?“抑鬱症?”


  司令?聲??“啥?抑鬱症?”


  孫吳?“???種精?疾病?”


  政委?“司令????知????動?動??死?輕??”


  司令?“???咋???信呢?”


  政委?“???知??青楠同誌?經跟??????????輕度抑鬱症根本?算什?????????調養??事兒??別給??????用???別?原因嗎?”


  孫吳?“??……”


  司令?拍桌??啪??聲??“??什????痛快點???婚?結???結????結???路軍?別當??趕緊給老?滾???遠滾?遠?老?????樣?慫兵????????????底????信???怕?配???家青楠同誌??????窩囊廢?慫包?”


  政委?“司令??消消??孫吳???趕緊表態?”


  孫吳?聲????“結?”


  司令?聲?喊??“?點聲??聽?見?”


  孫吳?“報告司令?政委??結?”


  司令?“??啥?候提交申請報告啊?”


  孫吳?“明??”


  司令?“屁話?明??結婚???老丈?????明??行??今????????”


  政委?背?給司令豎????拇指??????“紙和筆??????給???????寫吧?”??政委掏??紙和筆?

  孫吳?臉?苦逼?“?咋寫啊????寫?啊?”


  司令???眼政委?“??簡單?讓政委給?念????句??寫?句?”


  ??政委?點懵??回?問??“?樣?行嗎?”


  司令?“?行???念吧?”


  政委?點?奈????“??吧?尊敬?各位首長?????”


  政委?“?咋聽???別扭啊?”


  司令?露喜色?“挺??挺??別扭啥?繼續念??覺?挺?意思??”


  政委?“????繼續???軍事參謀孫吳??與溫青楠同誌相戀?經?兩年?????情投意合?兩情相悅?”


  孫吳?“報告?悅??寫?”


  政委?“笨?”???茶缸??沾??點水??桌??寫??????悅字?

  政委?“?接?念啊?兩情相悅?願意結?抗戰連理?相互幫助?共同進步??共產主義事業奮鬥終??希望各位領導批準?申請??孫吳?”


  司令等??????孫吳把?己?名字寫完???把拿????“????嗯(⊙_⊙)??文采?????啊????字?嘖嘖……孫吳??????跟青楠同誌學學寫字??字寫?跟螞蟻爬??樣?太?????文采??”?

  孫吳????知??己?該哭??該笑????底?????點期盼?

  司令?“咳咳?孫吳??和政委??口?表?態??和溫青楠同誌?結合???原則??同意??等??和幾?縱隊其??常委碰???再給?最??答複?政委???走吧?”