第142章 憤怒的小蘭姐

  ???車?往水溪村??路?縣城??候??和?蘭姐買????肉和蔬菜???飲料??酒?啤酒?

  ?????請水溪村?村民?吃?頓?

  ?車??水溪村??經???午??

  ????車停??村長家門口??蘭姐從車????急吼吼??聲喊??“爺爺?快點?????回?????回?????”


  “啥???回????哪呢?”村長趕緊從院??走???????輛車停??家門口旁邊???站?車門旁?

  “村長爺爺?”????村長走???笑????

  “哈哈?回????回????爺爺??日???死???快點讓???瘦?嗎?”村長爺爺臉?樂??花???像?抹?蜜?樣?

  村長?完話?向?走?兩步????????拉住?????左?右??滿意?點?點??“?僅??瘦??長?????快點屋?坐?”


  “村長爺爺?今??回???買???肉?????菜??酒?啤酒?飲料???請村????吃?頓?”??微笑???

  “?啊???請村???吃酒席????事?????讓???幫忙做飯?”村長哈哈?笑?

  “嗯?”??應??聲?

  “先?屋?喝點水?”村長拉??????往院???走??

  ?蘭姐嘴角掛?笑容?跟????

  蛋?正準備跟??????走進院????忽?竄???條?牛犢?般??黃狗?衝?它齜牙咧嘴?

  “汪汪汪???”?黃狗衝??聲?叫?

  蛋?早?受??蘭姐?肚???正????撒呢??黃狗?跑????

  “?啊?虎爺爺早?受??肚???憋?難受?正愁????撒?????跑?????虎爺怎?教訓??”蛋???眼???黃狗??點??慌張?做???滑稽?表情?賤兮兮?笑?笑?

  它?????絲老虎??息?保準嚇??黃狗趴????動?動?

  老虎??百獸?王?

  賤兮兮?蛋????老虎??息?像???樣直立???兩??爪負????“該死??黃狗?見??虎爺爺??跪??”


  “汪汪汪???”?牛犢??般??黃狗張?嘴巴??口朝?蛋?咬????

  嗖?

  蛋???事情?妙??溜煙竄??車頂??賊兮兮?眼???狂吠?止??黃狗??“TM?????狗嗎???散????虎霸?????怎???嚇?趴????”


  “難???虎霸???管用????????老虎???百獸?王?”蛋??言?語?

  ????黃狗??蛋?狂吠?止??見?黃狗往?退?幾步??爪??爪向?微微彎曲?整???弓???像??根壓?低?彈簧?

  蹭?

  ?牛犢?般??黃狗猛竄?車頂?張??嘴?再?次朝?蛋?咬??

  蛋???體格??????黃狗?口咬??估計???黃狗囫圇?咽???

  “??吧??TM??狗嗎?”蛋?渾??哆嗦??條?腿邁?賊快??溜煙?跑掉??黃狗???緊追?舍?

  “TM?????邊??????東西?先?馬?蘭??母老虎???又冒???條?黃狗??TM???老虎啊?竟?讓??狗追?咬?恥辱啊?”蛋???悲憤?破口?罵?

  “汪汪汪???”?黃狗窮追?舍??口咬?蛋?禿?毛?尾巴?

  “死狗?虎爺早晚????把?給?燉??”蛋?疼?眼淚?快????再次加快速度??黃狗???緊追?放?

  ???邊?經支??鍋??始?火做飯?村長爺爺又叫??其她幾?農家婦女???幫忙做飯?

  ?蘭姐掌勺?當主廚???給?蘭姐做???

  村長爺爺招呼村?其??漢??搬桌??擺凳????熱鬧?

  ???長?????魚?肉?端??每張桌???酒水飲料?全部擺?桌??????蘭姐?村長爺爺和其??坐?同?張桌???

  ??陪?村長爺爺喝??幾杯?其??村民????給??敬酒??????懼???少喝?少?

  “?????????咱兩喝?杯?”?蘭姐把酒杯放??????

  “??幹?”??哈哈?笑?拿?酒杯?飲?盡?

  “????什??候和?蘭姐成親啊??蘭姐??等??長????”?村民?哄???

  “?啊??啊???跟????蘭姐?臉蛋??臉蛋???材??材?準??兒??????辜負??蘭姐”


  “??今???錯?趁??????兩拜????喝?交杯酒?趕緊入洞房吧?”


  村民?喝??少????臉紅脖?粗??聲?哄?

  “???給?閉嘴??許瞎???才??嫁給?呢?”?蘭姐?色泛紅????喝醉??她搖搖晃晃站???倒????懷??

  ???喝??少?“村長爺爺??蘭姐喝醉???送她回房??”


  “?吧……?吧……”村長喝??少??話?費勁???揮?揮??

  ??把?蘭姐??臂架??肩膀??????蘭姐?房??

  ??架??蘭姐?臂??床邊?兩?同?倒??床???蘭姐???臂?條?腿壓?????????喝?醉醺醺??躺?床?呼呼睡???

  ?水溪村村西???顆?年老????蛋?悲催???????蹲????走??黃狗?“該死????哪呢?快點?救虎爺爺啊?虎爺爺?快?????黃狗給咬死??”蛋?欲哭?淚?悲痛欲絕?它????老虎啊?竟?????黃狗追?抱?鼠竄?

  “死狗??別?意?早晚??????把?給宰??”蛋??呼呼瞪?????黃狗?

  “汪汪汪???”?黃狗狂吠?止?

  ?虎?狗??瞪???瞪?????????晚??

  第??早??

  啊?

  醒???蘭姐???聲尖叫?她竟???????放?她高高聳??酥（胸）???頓?火冒?丈?

  “嗯?怎???”??睜?惺忪?眼睛?酒勁剛剛??????點?暈?感覺???握??東西??意識?捏?捏??

  肉肉??軟軟??綿綿??彈彈???感非常??

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