第七章 患得患失 新
鼠勝?似乎完全?記?保家仙??事情??連室友?忘記曾經????切?除????瘋病?記?外?所???印象?認??日??降隕石?砸??鼠勝????窗??政府部門新安裝??隕石?政府部門帶走?????點比較?疑??鼠勝??粉絲莫名奇妙?知???男扮女裝???且???卻記??日???事???作?旁觀者?粉絲?誰??乎???事呢?網友雖???問?鼠勝????鼠勝?怎??知????什??
事情???幾??鼠勝??買菜?本??普通??件事????卻?????幕??路口?????車禍?周圍??圍?幾??????哭????處理?場?????普通?事情?????死者??邊突??????和死者長??模?樣?家夥?
?家夥似乎????己死???體?鼠勝??眼睛雖???近視眼???至少??懷疑?己?眼睛??左?右??覺?????本??
“太奇怪?吧?難????兄弟?”鼠勝?嘀咕??
??????邊似乎又????蒙??家夥??家夥?知從哪走??似乎?憑空變?????蒙??用?黑布套????將?領走??鼠勝?感覺事?蹊蹺打算跟?????????跟?遠?兩??便消失??鼠勝???覺??己?走?眼??每當????便回?宿舍??
晚?鼠勝?躺??己?床?休息?按理?宿舍???胖?和賤男兩????總感覺屋?似乎??別??尤其?????聽見平?聽???怪動靜?
“喂?胖?????把水龍?關掉啊?滴滴答答???煩啊?”
“啊?咱??停兩?水??哪??水啊?”胖?答??
“停水????什??交水費?真??”鼠勝????走?門外?似乎打算???底?什?聲響?????推?門?屋???坐滿?奇奇怪怪???????推?門??瞬??????眨眼?功夫紛紛躲??????藏?鞋?????鑽?凳??????躲?窗簾??
鼠勝???見??世????此?愣????敢動彈?咽?口痰?雖???怪物藏??此拙略??鼠勝?似乎並??意願拆穿它?????眼?、?條腿?、甚至長?翅膀??
“??……胖?啊???……”鼠勝?用顫抖?嗓音喊????怪物聽?鼠勝??話?顯?更加緊張?慢慢?縮成團?
“咋??又”胖?舉??桶泡??穿?拖鞋走????賤男似乎?睡眼惺忪??????
“??……???”鼠勝??聲????
“切……什?事啊???叨叨?”胖?慢慢?走進鼠勝??鼠勝??把將其抓住?此??才??膽量???十足?底???咬??牙?胖???“???????問題嗎?”
“問……題?什?問題?”胖?問??
鼠勝?用?稍稍?指???凳???窗簾??鞋???
“??表達什??新買?鞋??新洗?窗簾????丟?什?東西?”
“????????怪物嗎?”
“怪物?”胖?舉??凳?????“????凳??怪物?”
“它??????????她用?第??眼睛??呢?”
“??賤男?咱?家耗??又?瘋病?”胖?丟????凳??回???己宿舍?關??門?此???藏???怪物??依?躲?嚴嚴實實?似乎?懼怕?什??
鼠勝?先?始??害怕?????????唯唯諾諾?樣??似乎?提防?什??便??膽?????找??木棍兒?試??捅??怪物?????怪物像?透明??般?木棍根本觸碰????怪物?反倒覺???怪物像?某?儀器?激光投影?
“靠?哪?混蛋????玩激光投影啊?嚇死老??”鼠勝??膽?突???????居?用??觸碰??怪物?雖?觸摸??什????覺?蠻?趣??
?幾日每晚??見??幾?怪物?????鼠勝?房??門???怪物便躲???????鼠勝?房???辟邪?物??作用??每晚?試?將?己房???物件拿???兩?挑逗??躲???怪物?直?拿??張畫紙???怪物?同老鼠見?貓?般?紛紛玩?命?逃跑?
“哈哈?原???怕????回??怎?嚇唬??”鼠勝????張紙?屋?瘋跑??????怪物?跑?亂??糟??鼠勝????將?紙撕成?兩半???怪物似乎停止?跑動?紛紛露?凶相?????所怕?物??鼠勝?弄壞??
“???幹什??別亂?啊?”鼠勝???群怪物包圍?慢慢?把?逼?牆角????眼?怪物?吐??許?粘液?粘??鼠勝???????怪物似乎噴??什?怪?體??色?味?似乎??鼠勝?吸收?????怪物似乎直接將?嘴張??吸收?什??雖???怪物觸碰??鼠勝??肉體???它??鼠勝??精?卻傷害?少?此?鼠勝??感覺??暈、惡?、咳嗽、甚至????燒?
“什?鬼東西啊????怎???痛啊?”
“喂?耗???咋??????病??”胖??知何?從?側走?????似乎站???怪物?央?????怪物似乎?針?鼠勝??
“胖???事嗎?”
“???啥事?瞅???幾?精?萎靡??點狀態?????成?病??趕緊???醫?吧?”
“?覺????先?拜拜佛吧?”
“誠???吧?明知??信基督教?????拜佛?趕緊信?主?永?”胖?從脖??取??十字架???怪物似乎???東西感?害怕?紛紛逃離???
“謝謝?啊?”鼠勝?搶?十字架?戴?脖???
“謝什?啊?哎等等????十字架?怎?帶???”胖????
“真??胡??家夥?居?把??畫像給撕??”黃家賢?保家仙堂似乎???瘋?鼠勝?撕成兩半???黃家賢?畫像?????畫像?等於解除?黃家賢??屋??保家仙?職?
“混蛋?既????幹?別怪??客??”
?從十字架?鼠勝?搶??戴?脖??????怪物躲?遠遠??再???騷擾???????痛????感冒?燒??幾?????幾?鼠勝?卻格外?倒黴?坐公交趕???錢包?意?失蹤?路口差點讓車撞??最喜歡?妹?跟別?男?跑??欠錢?老板追???債?所??倒黴事?接踵????似??刻意安排?卻又抓??什?罪魁禍首?簡直?倒黴透頂?
當???切??黃家賢幹??鼠勝??怎??知????冥冥?????意?失??記憶??重新找回?????日?鼠勝?依???她平凡?日??雖???眼???????世界???東西???奇奇怪怪?怪物?????蠻??乎??事情???覺???己腦????混亂?或??誰跟??玩笑?黃家賢把調戲?鼠勝?當成日常?反正???家???????己?畫像?整日?所事事?閑???候叫?胡列???調戲??胡列當?記???救命恩??她??和黃家賢??捉弄??甚至?????親?保護????某??刻??與胡列擦????胡列?音容笑貌?似乎?印?鼠勝??腦海??鼠勝?愣????站??兒?回????胡列?經消失??海???此刻?腦海??知?怎???居?把???事情?記???站??海??喊??“胡列?胡列???病毒?給????”
黃家賢此?躲?角落???本打算?????水井蓋???做?陷阱?讓鼠勝??己掉?????胡列???卻打亂???計劃?
“該死???家夥?難?????什???剛才??????????眼???封住?嗎?”黃家賢?旁邊?喘籲籲?胡列???
“誰知??嚇死????家夥怎??????????跑?快?恐怕??抓??形???????調戲?吧????事情??”
“誰讓?明目張膽???掀?井蓋兒啊?????陷阱??做成?反倒弄回???麻煩”黃家賢???
“??底哪兒惹????非???搞?嗎?”胡列問??
“?居?把??畫像撕掉????知????最??張最帥畫像”黃家賢咬?牙???
“搞?半?????兩?混蛋?搞??”鼠勝??知?什??候跑??????用惡狠狠?眼?盯????
“哎喲???嚇死????什??候跑???????”
“奶奶?????找?算賬呢??哪?混蛋?把?扔?牆?????鼻?????傷???消?呢?”
“跟?算賬??誰把??畫像弄壞??”黃家賢怒??
“畫像??????屋???老?畫?”
“什?老?????????把?唯???張???帥?畫像給弄壞????殺???”
“啊?帥????????用25塊錢換??畫像?畫????”
“怎??問題嗎?”?
“哈哈哈……?底?哪???長眼?畫家塗?顏色啊??買它??候?????抽象派藝術?或者?哪??朋友?塗鴉作品??勸???扔?算???種?值錢?玩意兒??廁所??覺?剌屁股?”
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