第八章 我,我想
“?真????做?回????享受?活?求求??幫幫?吧?”女鬼?把鼻涕?把眼淚?????差給羅文跪???
“????幫?啊?關鍵??確實幫???啊??????普通????仙????死回??本事??樣??少林寺或者武當山?問問??????邊???什???讓?死?複活?辦法?”羅文?奈??????女鬼並?放棄?苦苦哀求?羅文幫她複活?
羅文?她搞?煩????脾??“??底???聽懂???話?????辦???????再煩??????漂亮???讓?活??????根本??????完成?事?所???接受事實認命吧啊?早點?投胎爭取?輩?投???家?”
“難?真???別?辦法?嗎????樣?憐?帶?遺憾離???世界??才?十?歲啊?????死啊?”女鬼???癱坐????感歎?老?爺??公?
羅文搖?搖?蹲?她?邊輕聲安慰?“既??經死??????做?安靜?靈?吧??????其???辦??事??果???話?勸?最?快點?投胎??????世界晃蕩??聽??????經?始抓捕???遊蕩?靈???”
“????願望???…哎算????走吧?????早點投胎爭取?輩?投???家?”女鬼擦?擦眼淚飄??????她?臉羅文又忍?住胡思亂??????女鬼???真??眼熟??????????哪?見??
“??差點問?????底?怎?死??????漂亮?且渾?????整潔?莫非?抑鬱症?殺?”??女鬼?走?羅文?嘴問??句?女鬼轉??露????比哭?難??笑容?
“?果??????活活?死??信嗎?”女鬼苦笑??
“活活?死???挺?趣?介意?話??跟????嘛?”?於??話題羅文?感興趣便拉?女鬼聊????女鬼緩緩?落????皎潔?月光順?兩扇窗簾??隙灑?進??照??女鬼略帶?透明?軀體??
此情此景?羅文???動?
“???負責??包廂?客???概???位?每???衣冠????????度?樣??因???負責點菜?所?等??安排入座??跟?進?????知?????怎?搞???點???焉?把涼拌土豆絲聽成?京醬肉絲????核實?錯?給????”
“???????焉?根本??耳朵???場吧?涼拌土豆絲和京醬肉絲除?????絲?外?連品性???樣?吧?”羅文翻??眼???
“????聽錯????????件?簡單?事情????果??客??話擺擺??算???????夥?直接砸桌?摔板凳???瞧????????????找事嘛?”?許?往事難?回首女鬼??激動???清純美女變?臉紅脖?粗??
“?先?跟??各種?歉??差給??跪??磕?????????肯原諒?表示?砸???飯店???經理????歹?算?穩????????知??群家夥提??什??求嗎?”女鬼??眼淚?流????通?她激動?程度羅文?差????猜??群?提??什?樣??求?
“??????陪???晚?????再追究?件事??知??當???憤怒嗎???幸????經理?????打電話報?警??群?臨走??候??等??裝修????再?砸?遍?當??光??連??經理??壞?????盤菜?錯????????樣蠻橫?砸????包廂??知?????包廂?裝修價格十幾萬呢?”
“十幾萬?臥槽??老板??土豪?”羅文??羨慕??????十幾萬絕???搞裝修???攢?銀行?坐等吃利息?
“??老板?????座城市????物??僅?長?帥?且??金?許?當紅明星??跟?套近乎呢?”???己?老板女鬼???副花癡臉???她?臉憧憬?樣??羅文忍?住打擊??“長?帥?且?金?????什?機???”
“哎?所??才?再??活?次????談?場戀愛??長???除?牽??老爸????再???碰?別?男?????哎…??向別?女孩?樣墜入情網???拔啊?”
“吹吧??????漂亮??和別?拉???反正???印象?長?漂亮?女孩基本????缺男朋友和備胎??更別???種女???”羅文抽?臉???
“真???從???談?戀愛????????追??????拒絕??早知????短命?當??答應??願意把工資卡交給???叔??”世事難預料遙?當初?女鬼鼻??酸兩股眼淚又流????
“?叔???????女孩?比較邋遢?男孩???定義啊?”羅文???奇女孩?口???叔???????喜歡留?胡??年輕??裝作飽經滄桑?樣????倒?挺吸引?女孩??
“??啊??位?叔??十???雖?長??????卻?善良?”女鬼搖?????
“什???十????真???位?叔????搞?懂??缺少父愛???位?叔??女兒奴?”羅文??震驚?居??真??叔?
“什?呀?亂??糟??”女鬼?聽明?羅文話??意思?羅文???繼續????擺?擺??“?什?????隨便??????????群?走??????什?事情呢?”
“哦????群?走?????老板?回?????包廂?砸?亂??糟??????反??安慰?????知???老板??帥?光??站???????暈倒?更別提親口???話?????走???經理卻???老板把??????扣除?本月工資用作賠償?挺悲催?吧?”???絕情?老板?女鬼??容易止住?眼淚又流????
“所??越?越??於??掛??”羅文????事情???樣??居?????容易???死??雖?猜??結局?羅文??祈禱女鬼別親口??她死???簡單?
“?呀?老板?絕情?及?群?渣?醜惡嘴臉?硬???逼死???????……”????女鬼捂住??己?胸口?呼吸?變?急促???
“鬼??犯?髒病?”羅文??納悶???女鬼???急促?片刻?便恢複?正常?
“??先?性?髒病?所?才???容易??死?”女鬼解釋??原?剛才她???給羅文演繹死亡重??
“難怪?????確實挺悲催???向?致敬?”羅文給女鬼敬??禮?表示?她?遺憾?女鬼攏?攏耳邊?秀?笑????“昨?????覺??己悲催?因??????幫助???????知??幫??????才覺??己真?悲催?”
“?輩?悲催?預示??輩???吉?利?????提?先祝賀???”羅文拱?做緝?女鬼點?點?轉?離??
“哎哎等??”羅文突????什?急忙叫住女鬼?
“怎????????事情?希望??”女鬼激動?問??
“??倒?什?希望???忘?問??????什?財產?類?轉交給?家???????幫?代勞??且?免費?哦?”羅文露?????紳士?笑容?女鬼擺?擺??“因???死亡???老板給?父母賠??筆錢?連帶????切???帶回?????估計正忙?給???兒?蓋房?買車呢?”
“哦?原???樣啊?”羅文尬笑?點?點??
“嗯??走??拜拜?”女鬼擺?擺??離???
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“?怎?????暈啊?”?哈從狗窩?醒????狗???輕微??暈?
“?什?????做??噩夢?”羅文站?窗邊笑嗬嗬?????哈從狗窩?爬???晃?晃?體?走路卻??顛?倒??
“??啊??記???????影站?窗邊?披?散??像??女???像???笑呢?”?哈?聲叫??
“?肯定做噩夢??哪?????睜?狗眼睛?????”羅文掀?窗簾????哈卻像見?鬼?樣再次暈倒???
“怎???”羅文??懵逼?回????己?嚇??跳?
“?怎?又回???”??回??女鬼羅文疑惑?問???
女鬼輕聲落????臉色微紅腳尖相抵?十根?指交叉????兩條修長??腿彼此輕微摩擦?從她?鼻息?噴??股香??羅文??微醉?
“?長???????和男??睡?睡?覺?所???……”???完女鬼?撲????