第七十一章 隨手關門可是一個好習慣

  呆妹兒深吸??口??旋即招呼?陳?繼續跑毒?

  兩?沿?馬路?直跑?

  終於????輛吉普車????兩??視線當??

  “呼~總算?找???輛車??????跑?猴年馬月??”


  呆妹兒吐槽??句?旋即立馬跑?吉普車跟??坐????

  本?等等??“?蘿莉”


  ??????候她腦袋?閃????“?”??法?

  剛才??“?蘿莉”??實將?己???輕?既??樣?話??姐姐?先走??????慢慢跑吧?

  等?姐姐搜?把長槍?再回???教育??讓?知?什?叫孝敬老??

  ?????呆妹兒???鬱悶?掃?空?

  整????癡癡?笑????

  ?念至此?呆妹兒?再猶豫??動吉普車?陌???忘按兩?喇叭?提醒跟????遠處?“?蘿莉”


  喊?阿姨???付?代價??

  陳???呆妹兒跳?吉普車?緊接?又按?兩?喇叭??知??廝??????什??

  ???車走?

  問???????槍???

  “piu~piu~piu~”


  ?聽?“噗嗤”?聲?

  ?車兩?輪胎頓?露??兩?光禿禿??軲轆?

  絕?求???讓?潸?淚??“優秀”物理引擎?

  ?呆妹兒??????蘿莉??槍??槍?

  再加?陳????精湛?打胎技術?讓呆妹兒根本防?勝防?

  所??剛剛行駛??十米遠?吉普車?像??匹累??野馬般頓?躺???????剩????輪??半空?轉??停?

  “哈哈??賤???收?老女?居???丟??蘿莉獨?逃跑?”


  “?蘿莉做?非常???家鼓掌?”


  “?槍法?太準??點吧?”


  彈幕???????????????呆妹兒根本??理??她????掐死??“?蘿莉”?

  “?幹嘛呢??”呆妹兒忍?抓狂感?質問??

  “?……嚶嚶嚶??家?抖??”


  “?……”聽?“?蘿莉”委屈唧唧?聲音?呆妹兒深吸?口??

  ??????????病???替?

  “?吧??次注意?槍聲容易將敵?吸引????知?嗎?”


  “知???阿姨?”


  呆妹兒(絕望臉):“造孽啊???”


  ?車?顯????????兩????沿?馬路跑????

  忽??右?角紅色區域突?將兩??圖標籠罩?

  轟炸區降臨??

  “阿姨??????進轟炸區躲?躲啊?”陳????

  “放???做虧?事??怕轟炸區?姐姐???行事?從???做?虧?事?才??怕轟炸.……”


  呆妹兒最???“區”字????口呢?

  忽??空?唰唰唰??始掉落導彈??

  ??枚剛?落?呆妹兒??兩米?遠?距離?

  爆炸轟??泥土濺?呆妹兒?臉?

  聽??轟炸區??靈性??越?害怕越安全?越?挑釁它?尊嚴??越?……

  ?????呆妹兒喉嚨湧動?咽??口口水???:“額???????找???躲??吧?”


  “?啊????廁所?阿姨快??”


  ?呆妹兒?話??候?陳??先?步朝?廁所跑????

  呆妹兒見狀?連忙?慢半拍?跟????

  陳?跑?廁所門口?????抱??絲期待?直接推門?入?並且順??將房門關掉??

  ???期待??美???奈何?實卻?殘酷???什?????

  “?果??魚?話???定??????級????定?”


  正當陳?感歎李?魚?何??????運???耳機?傳??呆妹兒震耳欲聾?聲音?

  “??爺????什??關門?”


  陳?愣?愣????眼右?角?提示信息?頓?樂??

  『DaiMei?轟炸區?倒?』


  爽歪歪?

  ??死基佬??今??

  昨?把勞資害???慘???轟炸區??????吧?

  透?廁所房門??炸???窟窿?陳??????

  此??呆妹兒?整??正跪?廁所?門口?周圍????掉落??顆導彈??她?邊爆炸???

  讓呆妹兒?驚肉跳??

  原????剛才?呆妹兒跟?陳????步?遠?距離?準備跑?廁所?躲避??轟炸區?

  她親眼????讓?己咬牙切齒?“?蘿莉”推?廁所?門?

  ???候?她距離廁所???步?

  ??秒?陳?走?進??

  此??呆妹兒?經???廁所?門口?

  再??秒?陳?順?將房門關掉??

  原本呆妹兒?經??腳踏進廁所??誰知??“?蘿莉”?關門?關門?

  關動房門?巨?推??硬???將半?????經進入廁所?呆妹兒?活???推????

  “轟隆???”


  與此同???枚導彈?每秒?百?十邁?速度從?空掉落???

  剛?掉??廁所?門口?

  ?經走進廁所?陳?幸免於難??因?陳?關門??強製性推???呆妹兒則???降正義??

  ?步??差???步???逃脫?炸?命運??

  ?“?蘿莉”必須打死?

  ……


  ??呆妹兒?質問?陳?從容?迫??:“老師????養成??隨?關門??習慣?”


  “難???老師?告訴?????????候???需?關門?嘛???”呆妹兒抓狂?聲音響????

  “???”


  “?……?吧?”呆妹兒徹底絕望??老師讓???學習?怎??聽呢???倒?記?????????真???聽話?“?孩?”啊?

  “快?扶???倒?”


  “哦?”


  瞧???降正義?呆妹兒?聽?兩?讓?啼笑皆非??話?彈幕瞬?又沸騰????

  “six?six?six?”


  “?jio??蘿莉???什????隨?關門?????習慣?”


  “畢竟????傳統美德???點?蘿莉做?非常??”


  “?舉雙?讚成???”


  “讚成 1?”


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  將呆妹兒第?次扶?????陳?繼續用“?蘿莉”?聲音??:“阿姨??救?兩次?呢~”


  “俗話??救??命勝造?級浮屠?等??兒??打??????保護?呦?”


  “??????”呆妹兒咬?牙點?點??

  “?肯定‘??’?保護????”?

  ???兩?字??呆妹兒特?加重?音調??謂?相當?咬牙切齒??

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