第10章跟無崖子鬥法

  坐?待斃從???????格?

  ?崖?比??行深?比?體???比?準備充足?

  ??優勢??比?靈活?比?年輕?比?帥?

  雖?最??條?什?用?????兩條?揮??完全??反敗?勝?因????習慣性?把?伸入褲兜???候??摸???張符?

  ??????親?畫?“通塞靈符”?主?作用?潤腸通便?治療?半?月?便秘???????????警察局再?次把?抓進???候?吃?兩頓牢飯??稀?嘩啦?瀉千???

  警察嚐試?審訊?幾次?每?次??剛?始?分鍾??聞??辛勤蠕動?腸?釋放???惡臭?體??初????忍??非常敬業?咬牙審訊?直??????年輕?警察突??熏?口吐?沫?翻倒???省?事?警察局?才暫停????審訊?請???醫????進行診治?

  醫????番檢查?最?????結論??“???平日?窮習慣????吃清水煮?菜?肚???點油水?????兩????抓進?吃?兩頓牢飯?頓頓?油?肉?腸?正興奮?呢?????別給?吃肉???喂?吃青菜????”


  ?當??怒??抱?醫???腿?撒??“????樣????年????指?每年進?幾次改善夥食呢??怎??絕??最??念????醫德呢?傳???醫者仁?呢??摸摸?己?良??難????痛嗎?”


  醫????語?滿?黑線?“??肉賣?又?貴??平日??己買??吃啊?”


  ?????????????更委屈??

  ?指?旁邊?警察??“???幾?月?抓?進??次???????城市?快呆??????附近幾十公?內?老板?給?????外號叫‘柯南’???走?哪????死?哪?????敢雇用???怕惹麻煩???????次抓?進???????經?家閑?半年????命怎???苦啊~”


  醫?當??崩潰??轉向警察??“??????樣?明?早???先審訊?審訊完?再給?肉吃???晚?足夠清空腸???樣???影響??審訊??”


  ?完低?????“?樣總行?吧?”


  ??把鼻涕?把淚?抱?女醫???腿?“姐姐??真???????咱?倆……”


  嚇?女醫??腳把?踹??幾米?“?住口??年輕貌美?剛剛博士畢業????英年早逝????敢???非分?????讓警察????給?吃肉?”


  她?威脅非常富?成效??當??軟??“????肉??怎??跟肉比?”


  女醫??才把?按?胸口?長舒?口???“第?次????比??豬肉????什??????呢?”


  於?乎??張用?通便?靈符??直停留???褲兜???使用?

  ?家?知???進警察局??候???所??攻擊性?東西??暫??交??連挖耳勺???帶?因?聽?米國??囚犯靠?把挖耳勺?挖穿?監獄?

  所?????臨全副武裝??崖????夠用?反擊??????張皺巴巴?“通塞符”?估計當?獄警搜???候?直接把它給當成?紙?吧?

  ?崖??捏定?符?眯?眼睛?????樣??像???盯住獵物?豹??隨?準備撲??給?致命?擊?

  ???換做?般??肯定早?嚇??處亂竄??????樣???太?金星?徒弟?跟????活?十年??經常因?偷??仙丹當糖豆吃???抓??教訓??與太?老?鬥智鬥勇?光輝歲月???早?練??敵?動、??動?沉穩?境?

  “?~”?崖?忍?住稱讚??鎮靜?兩腳?始慢慢移動??掃??眼???盤?乃??罡北鬥步法?

  果?其??老?兒慢慢挪?兩步???猛???縱?朝?撲???低?閃躲?老?越????頂??腳踢牆壁借??????喘息????便折?朝?飛??

  普通?????算?高???避????樣嫻熟?步法?

  ?惜?遇?????

  ?罡北鬥步法?早?練?吐????抬腳??知????步落?哪??

  ?微微側??????腰?單?撐??眼??擦???鼻尖飛??另外???迅速掏?“拉稀符”呼??崖??肚皮??

  高???高??

  幾乎???貼???同??瞬???淩空打?兩掌?竟?借助空??阻?減慢???空??速度??腕?翻?將原本?經錯???體?定?符拍????腿??

  隨???陡?抽??柄寶劍?拽??己肚???符咒?運足??揮劍砍??鋒利?劍刃撞?柔軟?黃紙?竟???鐵石碰撞才?見??火光?

  ?崖?雙腳落??“拉稀符”依?牢牢粘??肚皮??老????眼?立刻雙腿盤??口?默念“護體訣”?企圖抵抗?肚???張黃符???傷害?

  ?此?維持?仰??腰、單?撐??高難度動作??老??定?符?確實?厲害???

  雖????老??邊?情況??????清??知???場鬥法??贏??

  因???股強烈?惡臭鑽進???鼻孔??老??拉褲????

  ?崖?終於放棄抵抗?低????眼?己肚???符咒?惱火?衝?喊??“??????底?什?稀奇古怪?符?怎??從???見??”


  ?維持?希臘雕像?般?姿勢??“?先解?????告訴??”


  ?崖?似乎略微思考??????隨??陣“嘟嘟啦啦”?腹瀉聲傳?????顧??什?正統領袖??份??

  ?聽??崖??聲音傳??“須彌山??棵草?光見???見老?長?深山?用處?弟?扯?解法草?同走老君殿內??百般邪法?解??吾奉太?老君急急?令?”


  隨??最???字吐?????仿佛萬斤重?威壓突?消失??影?蹤??單??撐住?己??體??聲“哎呦”跌坐???

  等?????候??崖?正低??研究?己肚???張“拉稀符”呢?

  ????家怎???當掌門呢?

  光??種努?鑽研?勁??????般??夠擁????

  ?問????己褲襠??兜?屎??候???像?家?樣淡定?研究???符咒嗎?

  ?管?做?做???反正??做???