第008章太白金星

  老??慌?忙?坐回凳??翹??郎腿悠哉悠哉???“?叫啊????叫破喉嚨???????救????房?早???布?結界??點聲音?傳?????信??試試?”


  ???洋洋?意?樣???知??所言非虛?

  剛才鬧騰???久?睡?隔壁?阿香嬸????聽??動靜?絕????老?做??腳?

  ?緊緊抱住懷?瑟瑟?抖??花?硬??皮??“?告訴???花???女????什?衝???????曾爺爺???厲害???年輕??候?滅?女魃??知?女魃?什?嗎???僵屍?祖宗????敢???什??利??曾爺爺?定??放????”


  老?放??郎腿?咧?嘴露???參差?齊??黃牙?笑???“??記錯?話?女魃?玄信?封印?吧?什??候成??曾爺爺?功勞?”


  ????咯噔?臉色瞬?蒼????“?究竟?什????什??知?當年?事?”


  老?傲嬌?揚??巴?“貧?乃?太?金星???????所?知?”


  ?花??懷?顫抖?更厲害???腦袋用?朝?胸膛?擠?擠??聲??“哥哥?怕???老?經病?比剛才???鬼?嚇??”


  ?摟住?花?腦袋?義正言辭?跟老???“??太?金星?????玉皇?帝????撒泡尿照照?己?渾???黑?溜秋?哪????太???連金星?比??????包青??差???”


  老?歪?腦袋、???托?腮幫???“玄信???怎?轉世幾百次????德行?每?次???使點?段才肯相信老???仙??吧???次?怎?才?相信?呢?”


  ??????“????把?變成??世界?最帥?????相信???仙?”


  老?伸?另外???打???響指??“?本???世界?最帥?男???需??動用法??變?”


  ?胸口??花噗嗤?聲笑??噴???鼻涕泡兒炸?????“??老騙??瞎話張口???真??臉?”


  ?兩?扶住?花?肩膀?非常認真?跟她??“?花?怎????仙?叔???禮?畢竟?家救???況且??覺??位老?仙雖?長相猥瑣???眼光???錯??更重??????誠實?”


  老?嘿嘿笑??“?????少年?跟?走吧???教?降妖除魔?本事?”


  ???????第?帥?份??????計較?剛才????禮舉動????憑??句話讓?跟?走??怎????

  ?雖?帥??????講原則??

  ?走???花怎?辦?阿香嬸?怎?辦??曾爺爺怎?辦?

  男?漢?丈夫?頂?立??肩膀??責任??論?何???丟掉??

  ??養??故土和親???怎???放棄?

  ?當??打定主意??算?拿刀架???脖????算?殺????絕?別?帶?離??片故土????丟掉性命???絕???丟掉?節?

  ??拒絕堅決?富?成效?直?????拿??本印滿比基尼女郎?畫冊???跟?走??

  ??真????等??幾??曾爺爺????見???定?找??把?帶回???????候?畫冊?早??完??再跟曾爺爺回家?兩全其美?

  ???等???月??等?曾爺爺?找??

  ???稱“太?金星”?老?士笑眯眯?告訴??同樣?畫冊??給?曾爺爺兩本???老東西??經把?拜托給???

  ?哪??拜托??分明?賣孩??

  更讓??憤??????聰明、??厲害、??帥?孩??竟??賣?兩本畫冊?

  從??????安?跟?太?金星學習各種符咒和捉鬼?技??

  再?????優異?成績考??哈佛少年班?

  ??美國??常青藤?學???國?哈爾濱佛學院?

  入學報???候??悲催???學校?清?色全?和尚?連?妹?????

  憤怒??果斷退學回家?

  ??等?回???候?卻再?找??太?金星??老??

  屋???供桌???留??張黃符和?封信?

  ?打?信???寫??“頑徒玄信???師?經完成教導??任務???金剛?壞?體覺醒??十層?往?再?升級???靠?積累?功德?功德越????金剛?壞?體覺醒??越快?女魃每?次?封印????屍???精進???次倘若再??把女魃喚醒?她?屍?必定達??十?層?巔峰???????????十?層?金剛?壞?體?夠?抗女魃?十?層?屍????金剛?壞?體尚?成熟??師留?張保命?符給????記住?猥瑣?育?別浪?穩住????贏?願???世?成功渡化女魃?太?金星留?”


  ?當??樂??

  師傅回?庭??????????由啦?

  ??再?????叨叨???耳邊念叨女魃和?????

  再????督促?練功畫符?

  ?興衝衝?背?行囊衝?山??路高唱“?由?歌”??山?找??份刷盤??工作??始幻???升職加薪、?任CEO、迎娶?富美?從此走?雖?庸俗??快樂???巔峰?

  至於什?渡化女魃?關?屁事?

  反正老???紙條?留給玄信??????份證??印?名字??“安寧”?

  ?定??老眼昏花認錯???

  真正?玄信?才?背負????????

  至於??普普通通??????日??行?

  ??女魃?詛咒徹底摧毀??平凡?夢???

  從十?歲??????十幾任女朋友???????場??

  第??女朋友?和????餐廳打工?洗菜?妹??和?確定戀愛關係???第??早??????死?餐廳?儲物??死亡原因?半截黃瓜斷??體?拿?????因?她奇特?死法?警察局抓?調查?半??月????工作????