第一百零五章 校園傳說 一

  護……士

  ?且?男護士


  陳亮閉??眼睛?腦海????湧????己穿?護士裝、?臉嬌羞?樣?

  “歐巴?該吃藥藥?哦?嗯哼?”


  “嘔～～太惡???”


  陳亮黑??張臉????經將劉健捏死??百遍?????經???退路???完成委托別??穿護士裝???算?讓?穿比基尼??街?溜達???捏?鼻?認??

  “媽蛋??原??學???怕?”


  拿??張護理專業?錄取通知書?陳亮垂?喪?????教務處報???經??????證明???終於完成?入學?續?辦理?

  “??係?新同學?哪??”


  ?????走廊?響???聲炸雷式?吼聲??名眼鏡足?啤酒瓶底??厚?女教師衝?進??兩眼放光?打量???臉呆滯?陳亮??同?????知?經滅絕??久?珍惜動物?般?

  “?男??真??男???啊?老師您???嗎?您????直抱怨??輩??曾教???男學????????護理專業……終於?男學???您????靈??安息??”


  ??????名老師竟?激動????眼角泛??點點?淚花……


  “臥槽???什?情況?怎?連???靈?扯????”陳亮?原本??平靜?內????更加忐忑????

  “?????太激動???別介意?”女教師擦幹?眼角?眼淚??始做????介紹?“?叫孫晶晶????導員?????叫?孫老師??叫什?名字?”


  “額……陳亮?”


  “???陳亮同學??先跟??係?報?吧??????係???男?宿舍???宿舍問題估計?由學校?安排??”


  “?經安排????住?南區2號樓?105宿舍?”


  “2號樓?105?”孫晶晶聞言?眉?瞬??皺???“怎?把?安排???????”


  “?什?問題嗎?”


  “??????額……總??先跟??係?吧?”


  孫晶晶帶?陳亮?往醫學院?獨屬教學樓??路???少與她相識?學?與老師?????陳亮指指點點?低聲?議論始終?絕於耳?

  “咦???孫老師嗎?跟??????誰啊?”


  “應該?她?學?吧?”


  “什??她??護理專業?嗎?難?成……????男學???”


  ……


  ??聲聲竊竊私語?同?把把利劍刺進?陳亮??窩?饒?臉皮厚?城牆??禁紅?臉低???

  ?讓?感?蛋疼???走????孫晶晶?同??炫耀老公??齡剩女?樣??臉?春??意?逢?便毫?掩飾?表達???己?欣喜?

  “張老師啊?快????係????新同學??啊???男??”


  “王老師???係新????男同學喲??確??容易?”


  ??陳亮?內?即將迎?崩潰?底線???棟該死?醫學院教學樓?終於?????????

  “走吧????係?報??”孫晶晶?話?語??透漏?稍稍遺憾?似乎仍感???意猶未盡

  又?經???堆枯燥且毫?意義??續???陳亮?入學報?工作?終於完成??

  至此???經??正式算?平原?學???員?

  “???今??先?樣吧?明?記???課??????舍友……???讓?感????適應???盡量忍耐???”


  “??舍友??久????殺??百?年?倒黴蛋嗎??什??適應??”??孫晶晶???躲閃?眼??陳亮帶?滿肚??疑問????己?宿舍樓??

  “南區……2號樓……找???咦?怎???冷清?”


  南區?男?宿舍樓?共?4棟??1、3、4號樓?門口??????進進???唯獨??2號樓格外?冷清?半??見?????入?

  陳亮進入樓?????整排?宿舍門外?掛??把?鎖???????房門????從??傳??兩聲猥瑣且淫蕩?笑聲?

  “老劉?????外國妞?材怎?樣?”


  “臥槽???啊?老林???凸?翹??比?珍藏???東瀛女?帶勁???”


  “怎?樣????晚?給?傳???”


  “??啊?嘿嘿嘿嘿……”


  “咚咚咚”


  ?陣敲門聲打斷?兩?**???

  “請問???105宿舍嗎?”


  “?眼瞎????己?門牌啊?”??粗壯男?回答?相當?耐煩?

  “?誰啊?”另?名男?操??嘴南?口音?普通話問?

  “哦??????新室友?”


  陳亮拖?箱????處空床??將擺放????亂??糟?雜物全部移?

  “嘿??敢動???東西?”


  粗壯男??話??從床?跳??????陳亮??拳襲???陳亮卻?輕易?捏住????腕?用???扭


  “嘎吱”


  “啊?”


  “唉?????朋友真?懂?禮貌????動?動腳??”陳亮相當?奈?歎??口??

  “????爺??”


  南?男?向??猛撲????卻?陳亮反??腳踢進?垃圾堆?

  “咳……咳?”


  “行?算?牛逼??給?等??老?叫???”南?男?撂???句狠話??與粗壯男?相互攙扶?離??宿舍?

  “切???挺囂張????????哭??候?”陳亮?屑?冷哼?句?收拾???己?床鋪舒舒服服?躺????

  20分鍾???聲聲憤怒?吼聲從樓?傳入???耳?

  “????哪呢??媽??趕?????盤?撒野?”


  “咚“


  房門??腳踢??除?先??兩?外?又???獰笑?走?進?

  ???十?歲?年輕??拿??根根鐵棍圍??陳亮??邊?

  “???????活膩??敢???撒野?嘿嘿?今????叫破?喉嚨???????救??”


  “哦??齊?嗎?真?充滿意外?歡迎儀式啊?”


  陳亮活動??????酸?腰??臉?慢慢露??興奮?表情??

  “?罷?修煉?新?呼吸法??正愁?空檢驗?己?實????……?算?倒黴吧?”


  ?陣激烈?“乒乒乓乓”碰撞聲?頓?從105緊閉?房門內傳?……