001 老舅的禮物

  ??樓?燈紅酒綠車水馬龍?抬???烏鴉從?頂呱呱叫?飛??蘭?鳴深深?歎??口??最近?年換??份工作?賣???月?保險?煮?兩?月?咖啡?拍???月?寶寶照?最???家料理店捏???月?飯團??最重???單??經??年?:“難???輩???樣?嗎?”


  空曠??台除??陣?吹??場???尷尬?

  “蘭?鳴????兔崽??又??台?什?呆???????快遞?趕緊??簽收?竟???代簽???底又買?什?鬼東西???打擾老娘?延禧攻略?剛?緊?關?呢?”熟悉兼暴躁?聲音震耳欲聾?甚至?夠感覺??棟樓???搖晃?蘭?鳴偉??額娘??林仙???台吼??

  “??咯?馬?????”蘭?鳴???己?像今?????快遞??急急忙忙?從?樓?台竄??樓?接?快遞員遞????盒????簽?名字??聲謝謝???疑惑????快遞單?拿??機???淘寶:“?買??腹肌鍛煉器????樣?尺寸???貨?址怎???熟悉??像?老舅家?址?額娘????趕緊????呀???事情??”


  “光?化日朗朗乾坤?????什??事情??塌????陷?????老爸打牌贏錢??”林仙??相當?耐煩?按?暫停放?平板電腦?穿?拖鞋?步跨?門檻????除??奪?快遞盒?眼睛??簡單?瞟??眼??色???太?勁???蠻??撕??拿???黑繩?鏈?左右???????眼珠??轉?嘴角?抽遞給蘭?鳴?拿?底??份標明寶貝外甥親啟?信件?隨??把快遞盒丟進旁邊垃圾桶?

  “額娘?????老舅給??信???樣?太?吧?”蘭?鳴???黑色?鏈???除?掛?????巧?黑曜石短尾貓?掛件?並??奇特????轉?把注意?放?信???

  林仙?????眼直接甩??????種??兔崽???老娘?????什?隱私權?講?直接扯?信念????

  “彪悍??妹???樣偷??己老哥給外甥?信件???德?行????????事??年?見甚??念??????又?罵?吧?”


  念???段?場???怪異?尷尬?林仙?目十行?????耐煩?把信拍?蘭?鳴?????打量?轉?邊走邊??:“??跟林琅?家夥學壞???家?靠?傳宗接代????鏈挺?錯???勉強帶?吧?”


  “哦?”蘭?鳴尷尬?應付??轉?打?信接?????

  “寶貝外甥????最近???己總??順??遇???麻煩事??情極度?鬱悶????明?真?印證?外公?話?成年第?年?始諸事?順????用擔??老舅早???找?解決??法?當當當?傳???辟邪聖物黑貓?鏈?切記戴?左?????帶?它???????日???千萬???相信老舅?話????話接?????因???總?該擺?長輩?姿態告訴??結婚?趁早??爸媽?年輕??幫?帶孩??類?話??惜??老光棍?舅舅真?勇???口?哈哈?回見??喝酒吹牛?照顧??媽?嗯?結束?”

  ?完???陣?語?老舅????老舅??點正行????老頑童?折?信揣進口袋?打量?傳???辟邪聖物?順?帶?感覺?陣清涼?蘭?鳴忍?住翻????眼?

  ??候林仙???知怎??又急忙?從屋?竄???站穩????眼蘭?鳴左????鏈?突?感覺?種?釋重負?再????表?從口袋?拿??疊錢抵???:“???千塊錢?拿??明??午?點迷路咖啡廳見??叫?果??姑娘?嗯???????真???相親????給??買??體?衣服?”


  “?真??經??需?相親?年紀嗎?”


  “??呢?”


  “?真????差勁?靠?己???找??女朋友?嗎?”


  “??呢?靠?實?單?嗎?”


  “??底????親??呀?”


  “??????問題??老妹?問???????她親哥?差別???太??????直懷疑???當初抱錯??雙胞胎呀??????另外??至少?????硬??躺進泥?????”


  “?樣聊??傷?尊??呢?”


  “?提?????東西?”


  “嗯?母???第?萬次親密溝通結束??再?次把?給聊死??”?陣暴擊???蘭?鳴拿?錢完全??垂?喪??羞辱感?傷?尊?東西壓根?存???????罵???憤圖強?真?????林仙????宮鬥劇??????己??年?熏陶??千錘百煉造???鋼筋鐵骨?

  “長?怎?樣?性格怎?樣??什????習慣嗎?需?需?高學曆?車?房父母雙亡?樣?條件?”


  “?果??同學???己?知?嗎?”林仙??咬牙切齒外加恨鐵?成鋼?吼??

  “?果??同學??怎??清???樣????女同學??嫁???認識??齡未婚女青年????蘭齊兒?嗎??”蘭?鳴撓?撓?腦勺?解?

  “24歲?少女?誰告訴???齡剩女??再??妹??男朋友??”林仙??再?次飆火?

  “24?男青年怎??剩男??區別?太明顯?吧?????男??十?朵花嗎?至於蘭齊兒??男朋友嗎?備胎?吧?”蘭?鳴?聲嘀咕??

  “??什???聲?點?”林仙??疑惑????己???省??傻兒???

  “??啥?????買什?衣服呢?”?蘭家?????敢?蘭齊兒?壞話?除非?皮癢找抽型?主?顯?蘭?鳴??覺?把?己劃進??類型?

  ??蘭?鳴屁顛屁顛?走???林仙????垃圾桶??丟棄?快遞盒?莫名???傷感?