第三十四章 放下那鍋餃子! 新

  “包??餃??”劉備用鞋尖輕踹?甘梅臀部?腳?笑嗬嗬?拉?劉母???“娘?您別???她?性格???清??膽??再???偌??涿郡??調遣?敢打?媳婦主意????怕???活??”


  劉母冷哼?聲?“?講????理?????改變??她?浪蹄??事實?”


  劉備千哄萬哄?總算???劉母?火??劉備??知??己?平??故?婆媳矛盾?怎????????己最親???????己最愛???整日抬??見低?見???劉備主????把劉母哄??她?歹??養?己?????怠慢?

  至於甘梅?她??受教訓夠??己??怎?教訓她???空?哪?功夫哄她?

  勞累???????廚房?餃?總算??鍋??城西屠夫切?兩袋肉?硬?讓甘梅包?兩百??餃???且?餡塞?滿滿??種??口??全?肉?

  “做?什?東西?鼓成?樣?”劉母?邊罵??邊嚐??????筷?便?停????停?夾?新?餃???言??????半??字?

  劉備??知??己??媽???年紀??什???傲嬌???知??跟誰學??

  “娘????”劉備及?附和??“別??包???餃??教訓?夠??辱罵夫君?當街和夫君打鬧??話亂加?綴?甚至?做飯給別?男?吃??此種種夫君?空教訓????夫君?征回?????教教??從?德??理?”???劉備便夾???餃??咬??口?

  咬?????刻?劉備便覺??甘梅?????軌?其?什?錯??原諒?

  皮薄餡??汁水噴香??口咬???滿?豬肉與?蔥???清香味?入喉???刻?滿足??舍?咽??

  “太……?……吃.……??”劉備瘋狂咆哮?當???????樣?話劉備???意思??口??再????吃歸?吃?本質????做?頓飯罷??甘梅犯????錯??做頓飯??輕易翻篇?事嗎?

  “噗?”甘梅?臉微笑???劉備吃餃???部表情?變化?忍?住?噗呲??笑????她趁?劉備??回味餃??味???趕緊夾?幾?餃??劉母?碗??“娘?您?吃點?阿梅喜歡??娘津津?味吃飯?樣??”


  “馬屁精?”劉母匆忙????句?便繼續?快朵頤???工夫?別??

  ?甘梅給劉母夾餃??????穩住她?等劉備回味完第??餃??準備繼續夾第????候?便?見桌???空空???甘梅正捧?盛滿餃??鍋?微笑?望??己?

  “快把餃?給??”劉備急切?快?叫????差點?直接動?搶??????旁端坐吃餃??母親?劉備??裝作若?其事?問??“???幹什??”


  “妾?辛辛苦苦做???餃??夫君???表揚???懲罰妾??????分???果夫君?喜歡?妾?換成米飯????”甘梅?口?像?置??般??原本聽??話便??甘梅破口?罵?劉母此?竟?奇?安分???老老實實?吃?餃??根本懶??管?

  “夫君?才??玩???餃?其實?錯??果??所料?確實比禦廚做???”劉備誇完?拍?拍桌??“吃飯?把餃?放回??”其實劉備????強行搶??餃?????樣實?太??度??

  “?放?夫君???回答妾??夫君???懲罰妾?????玩?玩打?遊戲??”


  “?玩??玩???次???興???老婆怕痛?做夫君?肯定?先??老婆?”


  劉母???覺?夫妻????話?於傷?敗俗??皮?臉?所?當劉備?完???劉母竟用?碗撈?幾十?餃??躲?院??吃飯??

  “???夫君?意思?妾???錯嘍???夫君?錯?妾?做?餃???功?”


  “????”劉備????思和甘梅聊??????甘梅把?鍋餃?放?????感覺?己?難控製?己??搶餃??激動?情?

  “?既???夫君?錯?妾??功???次夫君將妾?打???痛?待夫君凱旋?夫君便答應妾??伺候妾??日?滿足妾??切?求??何?”


  “喂???????次???主動?求伺候???又???逼???”


  “妾??管?妾???咽???口??”甘梅轉????將??抱??餃?抱?更緊?

  “行?夫君答應????放??鍋餃??”劉備??妥協?????己?晚雖?把甘梅打哭????底??滿足???己欺負??欲望???最毒婦????知?甘梅??候?怎?收拾?己?

  畢竟甘梅?此?求?顯???備????己?征???日??夠她琢磨怎?整?耳賊??

  劉備???明????理?其實???理???歪理??論?何哪?妻????丈夫?事情????又??21世紀???????理?年代??己真?收拾甘梅?像收拾??螞蟻?樣輕鬆?

  顯?甘梅敢??和?己?話並且討價?價?顯??抓??己把柄???????己?她?寵愛???果僅僅?寵愛?劉備???將妻?寵??此?法???甚至??教訓丈夫??步?

  甘梅?法????挾?己??己?完???妥協?歸根?底???甘梅????鍋餃??

  “放??鍋餃??”?句話?知??劉備???咆哮??少遍?最終終於等?甘梅將餃?放??己???劉備緩緩?將餃?夾入口??細細咀嚼??怕甘梅覺??己吃相狼狽??

  ????十秒鍾?劉備便再?止?住??口?口?吃????????帶停頓??最終打??飽嗝?????筷?卻始終??停??

  “老婆????套啊?”劉備笑????