第六章 認識學妹
李葉吹和?承剛??海邊??久??警察給勸走?????警戒線內??熱鬧?表????熱鬧?其實??找美女?觀賞?經???雙鈦合金狗眼??肉搜索????真給?找???????妹??
李葉吹?由分??拍????承?肩膀??往美女所????靠近?????近距離???別??????怪?猥瑣?誰叫?近視呢?
剛剛湊近??????猥瑣?恥?老陰比偷偷?靠近???美女?臥槽尼瑪?光?化日???居??使用鹹豬?????問??李葉吹?
?絕???忍?李葉吹趕緊快步走????色揶揄?陰陽怪???聲???“光?化日??使用鹹豬????斷?絕孫?喔?”
李葉吹?完??故意冷笑?斷??承?跟????站?李葉吹?旁邊冷眼旁觀?
周圍???用?種奇怪?眼???李葉吹???李葉吹絲毫?覺?害臊??位美女?注意??她???猥瑣男?快步走??拉??與猥瑣男?距離才回?????猥瑣男???尾隨其??
周圍????知?李葉吹???誰????猥瑣男?知?事????狠狠?瞪?李葉吹?眼??離???
“?老???敢瞪??????受傷??????樣?老?打?跟玩似???吧?承?”李葉吹?屑?冷哼??聲?
“????吹哥簡直?敵??????打十條街?”?承張口閉口??吹牛逼?
“?錯???兄弟?懂?啊???老哥帶?飛?什?金錢美女啊?類?俗物唾???啊??吹哥?????乾坤?法????????敵??”李葉吹??種話?臉?紅??跳?
“???吹哥???糾正????美女???俗物??必須承認??錯誤??且?????從醒???超級愛吹牛逼??頻率比??更猛?啊?”?承問??
“啊??剛才??美女?俗物嗎?哎呀呀???錯?掌嘴掌嘴?”李葉吹裝模作樣?拍?拍?己?嘴巴?
“???????????????愛吹牛逼??特??次?跟?女朋友??家??套海景房??特??點臉行嗎?兄弟?”李葉吹直接抖??陳年往事?
“????吹怡情??吹傷?嘛?????吹?波?泡???妹????美??事情?哪像吹哥??整?瞎幾把亂吹?”?承臉色?變
“?靠?????挺?套詞??擼怡情??哭擼傷??強擼灰飛煙滅??幹脆??灰飛煙滅???”李葉吹直接?懟?
“哪?啊?????吹哥啊?”?承笑?笑?嘿嘿???
“?吧???告訴?事實?真相吧??特???老?老??吹牛逼????落?於???知??李葉吹從?落?於??”李葉吹沉思?片刻?露???副悲?憫??表情???
?承懵逼????聽?????傳??聲“噗哧”?輕笑聲?
“特???誰?笑老?啊?”李葉吹轉????本???點?暴躁?臉瞬?換??副笑臉????“笑????笑容簡直驚????百花失色?美豔???物????爆炸?”
???爆炸?什?鬼????話?真?肆?忌憚?李媛媛奇怪????
“謝謝?剛才?提醒????剛才肯定吃虧??”原???笑??????剛才?美女??見她微微笑????李葉吹???
“???吹牛??剛才?種情況?????跑?快??絕?打爆??鹹豬??再把?拉??????剁掉??鹹豬???承????吧?”李葉吹煞?其事????
“?必須啊???東海科技?草原雙雄?????傷害絕???猥瑣男原?爆炸????吹哥???什??鹹豬????豬???總感覺?形容詞怪怪??”?承??吹牛逼??把???怪???跟李葉吹從?玩???
“?承?特?關注?點???別??奇怪??老??樣??家?知???語文?????差勁??”李葉吹罵??
“????東海科技???”?美女?點疑惑?因?她怎???覺??兩??像?學??於?問??
“?啊???早?畢業??????瘸腿????年???????學校足球隊?主?隊員??黃金右腳???百?百??彈?虛??絕???跟??玩笑????日?本??和日麗??????足球隊和東海市足球隊踢?場友誼賽?結果?踢?太猛??激烈??抗???????直接把??己踢瘸??”
李葉吹????吞?吞口水?感覺?點口幹舌燥???故事絕???斷?繼續???
“????雨??2月14號??本該??晴朗?卻因???腳瘸??老?爺?留??傷??淚水????漂泊?雨????送進?醫院?所???條瘸腿??單純?瘸腿?它??榮耀???????????金閃閃?腿毛??它輝煌?象征?它????曾叱吒???黃金右腿???浪?虛名??”
?承??邊聽??愣?愣????李葉吹撩?褲?露?????腿?並??什?金閃閃?腿毛???稀疏難???腿毛??禁仰?翻???眼?牛逼???吹哥??場編故事???默默給?點?讚?
“???吹哥?百?百?和彈?虛??意思??相類似嗎?”?承又提??疑問?
“真?假???怎?感覺??吹牛?”李媛媛?臉??信任?
“?信?問?承??吧?承?”李葉吹???
“?啊???腿確實?踢球踢瘸??吹哥?猛??”?承?????老實????
兄弟?????Thewtoyou啊?李葉吹表??????淡定?內???承?演技感??滿意?
“??????畢業?嗎?”李媛媛?????繼續糾結剛才??問題????
李葉吹?“?啊?剛畢業???久??呢?叫啥啊?”
“?叫李媛媛???呢?”李媛媛??????瘸腿?寸?男?和戴眼鏡?高瘦男????
“?叫李葉吹?”
“?叫?承?”
兩?各????
李葉吹?“學妹???幾?”
“?????????準備考研?”李媛媛??????直接???
“考研?啊??????學習?感興趣??肯定?考研???啊?考研??花它?幾年???吧??底?幾年??????清?????知?它?原理啊??最??需?努??幾年??玩?機??嘛??????貪玩?機幾年????換???工作?十幾年?悠閑玩?機????劃算??”李葉吹???用???吹?哪?吹?哪?
“怎???”李媛媛聽??趣??知??????文?
“比????考?公務員?具體?工作內容???知????應該比較輕鬆?吧????????玩?機????嗎????????????理?所?啊?花幾年?貪玩?機???換??十幾年???血賺?虧??”李葉吹摸??己??渣???
“妙啊?吹哥??波解釋??給滿分?”?承豎??拇指???
“?必須啊!?????根據事實邏輯?推理??必須??理啊?”李葉吹?笑????
“???呢?吹哥?分析?????考研?種什?情況?”李媛媛笑???樣?真????愧??活?又?美貌?女?學??真?讓?怦??動啊?
李葉吹?聽李媛媛?話??叫?吹哥??????啊?必須加??度吹?波啊?
李葉吹裝????????“像??種??用??十幾年?打工???換取?學?年?浪蕩???隨便玩?機?隨便玩電腦?隨便玩各種各種亂??槽?玩意?”
“十幾年換?年????覺??虧嗎?”李媛媛問??
“虧????虧??嗎?????點?賺?甚至血賺???永遠?虧??懂?意思吧?”李葉吹???關於遊戲?主播馬老C?經典語言?煞?其事????
“?應該懂嗎?”李媛媛?李葉吹?言論給逗樂??她??見???醜????吹?男??
“??比比?今晚?點?準??車?貪玩難約?見?散?”李葉吹脫口???
?果李葉吹知?李媛媛??法??廝絕??哭?什?叫又醜又?吹?男????????帥??嗎??惜李葉吹??讀?術??繼續樂嗬嗬?跟?家姑娘聊??
?承?李葉吹和李媛媛晾??邊?完全插??嘴?李葉吹?廝?吹逼??太?強??功??夠?????旁邊送送助攻???擔任衝鋒?任啊?
“學妹?走吧?找????請?吃東西?????????????緣啊?緣分?種東西必須?食物?給它祭祀???”李葉吹其實???點?喝奶茶?
“?啊?啊?學長請學妹吃東西????經?義?事情嗎?難?學妹?逆??行?”李媛媛?????點猶豫????承???
“臥槽?老???特??牛逼?啊???叫學妹?吃東西?連逆??行?種詞語??用??????語文???撈啊?兄弟?”李葉吹?點震驚?承?語文水準?
“?啦??兩位學長?帶??吃東西吧?”李媛媛覺??兩?比較?趣???交?朋友?於?笑????
“?走吧?麻辣?龍蝦走??”李葉吹???
?????走??候?突?聽?周圍??陣驚呼?仔細?聽?聽?“哇?流星啊?”?類話?
“什?鬼流星?怕??石樂誌吧?東海??什?流星給????”李葉吹???抬?向?走??
???拉住?李葉吹?李葉吹轉?????見?承和李媛媛?臉驚訝??向遠處??空?李葉吹抬????“臥槽尼瑪??真?流星啊???瘋?吧?”
黑夜???帶?極致光芒?巨?物體劃??邊?李葉吹??冒??夜空?最亮?星??否?意?呸?什?鬼啊???候???情唱歌?
片刻???李葉吹感覺??光逐漸變成?火焰???眼?倒映?火焰?光芒?眾????此??
李葉吹????巨??物體狠狠?砸入?遠處?東海????巨?物體速度太快?????清??什?東西????它?像帶?火焰?砸進?海??
“?靠?簡直?爆炸啊?太刺激?吧?”?種畫?比?萊塢?片?特效?勁爆?畢竟???場親?體?????李葉吹激動??叫??聲???旁邊?????拿?機拍照?????驚歎??根本??理???