第一章 係統來了
藍星???蔚藍?星球?住?幾十億?口?23世紀初??顆表?包裹?紫色火焰?隕石從域外星空急速飛???進?向正?藍星所???隕石???緊跟?????
李葉吹今?????因?十?月十日??和女朋友???特殊紀念日?其實?????相戀?日??
早??點???候?李葉吹從床?爬????宿舍?床板太硬??墊棉?睡覺?話?第????絕??腰酸背痛??
李葉吹迷迷糊糊?走?洗漱台??用冷水洗??把臉?冬???冷水果???醒??作用?認真?洗漱完???李葉吹從箱??拿????認?最帥??件牛仔外套穿????牛仔褲配???色?運動鞋??特?用摩絲做???簡單??型定型?整?????挺?精???
籃球場邊??????李葉吹向??走??女?招?招???見??女?外?穿??件米其色?長外套?????穿??件黑色?毛衣?褲????件緊?褲??材?????錯?
?名漂亮?女?名?莫?梓?她和李葉吹?同??班??????候?李葉吹?注意?她????候????剛??學?愣?青?啥??懂?算???非常向往愛情??見漂亮?女孩??套近乎?經?從?月份努??十?月份?窮追?舍?李葉吹終於?光棍節???????
李葉吹拉住?莫?梓????輕聲???“走吧????西門坐車?”
“今??帶??哪?玩?”莫?梓精致??臉?露??微笑?
“??????市???步行街逛逛嗎?忘記啦?”李葉吹故意輕輕?捏???莫?梓???笑????
“逗?玩?啦?哈哈?”莫?梓鬆??李葉吹?????抱住????邊?臂?
“?腦袋瓜??整???什?玩意?”李葉吹???
“??老公?”莫?梓???
“?老公????嗎?”李葉吹笑眯眯????
“???美??老公?木?賢?”莫?梓???臉微笑???李葉吹?
“呃?”李葉吹臉??笑容瞬?垮??隨即???“????寒國??鮮肉???啥???”
“?帥啊?”莫?梓毫?猶豫????
“??啥?????整容術比較厲害????真??信?????張帥臉?給?幾萬塊錢?微整容??絕?比?帥?????用整????割??割????費勁??打???玻尿酸?”李葉吹?屑?撇撇嘴?拍?拍?己?帥臉???
“李葉吹????夠?啊?別侮辱?偶像????跟?絕交?”莫?梓板??臉?????挺?愛??
“?????認輸????莫??姐??????愛????李某??口福??????先給?爺親?口?”李葉吹邊?邊把腦袋湊????賤?兮兮??
“啪?”李葉吹?輕輕?打??巴掌?
“嘿??妞??挺狠?啊?信?信?把整?寒國?給?炸咯?等?哈?木?賢?輩?最???遇??????見??次??K??次?”李葉吹故意齜牙咧嘴????
“哼???理??”莫?梓嘴???理??她把李葉吹另?條?臂抱?更緊??
“??唄?”李葉吹偏?????
兩??路聊???走?校門?西邊?校門簡稱西門??邊?車流量比較????紅綠燈?????條?行??李葉吹拉?莫?梓慢慢?走????因?車輛比較???等??????慢慢走???
?遠處正?行駛????卡車突?失控?直接把停??讓行?先???車撞翻???卡車餘威?減??路衝撞???
“???快閃??”李葉吹?吼?聲?隨即?把推??莫?梓???用???用??
接??當?極其英雄求美??幕?李葉吹推?莫?梓?????卡車撞飛????汽車給撞飛??整??飛??十米?外?
莫?梓?臉??知所措?眼睜睜???李葉吹飛??????哇??聲哭??邊哭邊跑向?溪飛?
??候車??衝撞??停????附近??撥打?求救電話?莫?梓跑?李葉吹?旁邊蹲?扶??抱住???稀?嘩啦?哭??
“???真倒黴?”李葉吹此??意識模模糊糊????徹底昏迷???含糊?清????
莫?梓耳????錯?聽??李葉吹?話?聲音?於??始?聲?呼喊李葉吹?名字?李葉吹倒?隱約聽???閉??眼睛睜???條細縫?嘴唇蠕動?幾??
莫?梓趕緊把耳朵貼近?李葉吹?嘴邊?聽????清??李葉吹???像??“梓??????涼??”
??李葉吹腦袋?偏?徹底?暈????
救護車????把李葉吹給拉走??隨即送進?搶救室搶救?莫?梓?門外哭?給李葉吹?家長打?電話??完情況????直坐?搶救室門外?
????????李葉吹?家長????醫院?此??正等??搶救室?門外?李爸爸和李媽媽????講理???並??像偶像劇?樣??難女主???難??等?結果?
搶救室?門?????醫?推?門走????莫?梓剛?問???李媽媽比她更急更快?問??“醫???兒??怎?樣??”
“搶救??????情況??????????成?植物???抱歉?”醫??臉?遺憾?
李媽媽?聽?話?慌???知該幹嘛?淚水????奔??眼睛?淚流滿兩頰?莫?梓?同樣?此??痛??行?止?住?流淚?李爸爸眼?含淚?????落??
李爸爸輕輕?摟住?李媽媽?輕聲?安慰?她???兩?進入?病房????躺?床??李葉吹?李葉吹戴?氧?瓶????插?幾根管????確實?怎???莫?梓呆呆?走?進????病床??李葉吹???十分???受??鯁?喉?????塞?
“孩???事?????先回?吧????再???望阿吹?”李爸爸??莫?梓???
“叔叔??????????李葉吹???變成??樣??”莫?梓哭????
“唉???命啊?”李爸爸重重?歎?口?????
??此??李葉吹感覺??己?像升????似化???團虛幻?靈????躺?病床???己?肉體?坐?病床邊??爸爸媽媽???站??旁哭泣?莫?梓??和事物逐漸遠???管李葉吹?何掙紮與呼喊??濟於事?靈?緩緩?飄向?遠處??空?
李葉吹?靈???垠?星空?飄??久????知?黑夜?究竟沉睡??久?某???突?瞥見??絲絲亮光???拚命???往??飛????意識越?越強烈????飄向?????亮光?星球?其實?並????星球??????亮?暗?空??李葉吹進????聽?????句話?宿主?緣千??相?啊?
“啊?什?玩意宿主?沙雕吧?唉??煩??怎??????呢??車撞??感覺真??爽???知?????醒?啊???知?女朋友跟別?跑???哎呀呀???交瘁啊??怕??猝死??”
李葉吹感覺?己?種?飛???感覺?從迷糊?狀態?醒????此????處??黑色?空????覺??邊?像???或者???什?東西?所??趁????話??候??抱怨幾句?
“嘟嘟?全?係統綁定??請宿主稍?……”
“嗯??啥係統??”李葉吹?點懵逼?
????兒?
“全?係統綁定成功?宿主即將蘇醒?注意注意……”
緊接?李葉吹?像聽??嘟嘟嘟??警報聲?
係統?“十億伏電?放?”
此??李葉吹正躺?醫院??床????插???管輸送營養?類??保證?活??植物???待?式?
磁啦磁啦?李葉吹體表????冒????電火花???越?越猛?李葉吹全?覆蓋電網???成?雷電法王?趨勢?
“別電?啊??老哥?”李葉吹吼??聲?直挺挺?坐????
李葉吹茫????周邊?旁邊桌???擺???儀器?喃喃??“??又活????”
係統?“???宿主??電醒?”
李葉吹?“係統牛逼?”
係統?“?客??畢竟?把植物??弄醒????本係統?做??”
李葉吹?疏?抬??摸?摸??“?十億伏電電??話???體細胞??死嗎?”
係統?“哪???廢話啊??閉嘴吧?”
李葉吹?屑?冷哼?聲?“???厘??係統????第?次見?????式??莫名其妙??經?”
係統?言???默默?給李葉吹????電擊警告?“?特?……”
係統?“???宿主當?檢測??所?屬性?”
宿主?李葉吹
等級?凡?
職業?瘸?
智??60
?量?35
耐??30
敏捷?20
體質?30
顏值?45
性???33
李葉吹?臉懵逼?“???”
係統?“所?屬性??真實?效??宿主??懷疑本係統?否則電擊?”
李葉吹?點納悶?“???懷疑啊????問問?屬性點咋??低呢?”
係統?“問??行?敢質疑??電??”
??李葉吹??電??全?麻??????????酸爽讓??哭?
李葉吹緩??口????翼翼?問??“???幹啥?請係統???布任務?”
係統?“啥??用幹?本係統??動收集其???宿主產???情?欲?情緒波動點數??轉化?名?值?宿主??用名?值?係統商城?換東西?”
李葉吹?聽?知?事情?條???????飛?呀?按照?種節奏???全?類第?狂炫酷炸掉渣??存????李葉吹?呀??????李葉吹頓??感覺眼睛?清晰??耳朵?靈??整??煥??新?興奮?搓搓?搓搓腳?
係統?“??????見?全?類最厲害??屬性??差?嗎??且???瘸??”
李葉吹瞬?淚崩??“紮??老鐵????幸?啊?老哥智??及格???把腦?撞壞??”
係統又補??刀?“?類屬性點極限?120???及格?”
“???????啥????瘸???成瘸????咋成瘸??呢?”李葉吹??候才反應?????係統認定???瘸??
係統?“宿主?腿?車禍?遭受?劇烈撞擊??瘸?認定完畢?謝謝?”
李葉吹?次?真?留??淚水?留??悔恨又帶點焦灼?淚水??尼瑪嗨裝比裝????把所??腿?肉?臉?折進?????虧啊?
係統冷眼旁觀?
??候??推門?入????護士?長?挺?愛?青春?活??樣??她???坐?李葉吹?顯?愣????問??“呃?????位?哥??把???病?放哪??”
李葉吹?“……”
李葉吹直接?炸???差????直接倒豎???直接咆哮?“?瞎啊??老??????病????見?左青龍右?虎?朱雀?玄武???問?把病?藏哪??啊?????誰???哥??????哥??別亂認親戚???……??……”?
?????李葉吹?卡住????啥呀???難?????????植物????植物?複活???問?怕?怕吧??怕老哥甚至??給????變活?????腦??毛病嘛?
??候?病房?湧入??????保安?醫??因??李葉吹吼叫??候????護士?偷偷?按??報警器?她??李葉吹失?智?