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第一百一十六章 沒錢臉就是一張真皮

  張超??抓?腳?架鋼管???摟???腰??辦法捂住??眼睛?結果王虎朝?????????????像眼???團濃霧籠罩?像靈?擺渡??排隊喝孟婆湯???且???東西全?虛????王海?腳跨?牆?臉色慘?聲音??顫抖??

  “虎??聽話將眼睛閉????朝???乖乖?坐??????伯??扶????”


  肖剛?把拉住


  “姐夫??年齡?????高?回???????吧?”


  王海像瘋??樣?把甩?

  “?鬆??別忘??????泥瓦匠????啥屁話????虎??????親侄??誰????放??”


  肖剛見?辦法???狠狠朝牆砸??拳


  “哎呀?????晚?幹??叫啥事啊?真?跟老瘋?和?瘋???事幹揚土晚?簡直將?愁死??”


  此?此刻王虎滿腦?????平米塊?錢外牆粉刷?確切?今??僅蒙蔽?雙眼??且麻醉????智?外界?任何聲音??於?????耳邊??於?強忍?內??恐慌和支撐?軟綿綿??體??拉?鋼管?剛站??瞬?癱坐?竹板??隨?腳?架架??猛烈?晃動???讓?毛骨悚??聲音?

  張超見狀瞬?急????死死抓?架?架???牢牢抓?王虎?腕????辦法??又?更??辦法???王虎??守舍?憐兮兮?樣???趕緊將?弄?樓板?????己???卻?辦法?隨?眼珠?轉朝?屁股???腳?聲音??顫抖??

  “王老?????再折騰?????給??????每?????再鋼絲繩?跳舞???己?信?????困??????困????算??安安穩穩?等王海叔????兩?將??攤爛泥???趕緊拿吹?機?給?吹屁股??”


  王虎眼睛瞪?圓圓?

  “????居?敢趁??危踢老??信?信等?????將?屁股打?花?再?即便?拿吹?機?給?吹屁股?放?????給?吹?”


  張超苦笑???

  “行??知??啥鴨肉?鴨脖?鴨腸?鴨????吃??唯獨鴨?嘴??吃???哥哥?告訴??因?它死????硬???本事????將?屁股打?花啊????放???錢買??洗?烘幹?馬桶????讓??????錢?啥?願意幹????給?吹?機吹屁股?”


  王虎此刻臉色稍微??點血色?精?狀態?稍微緩和??點?隨?瞪??眼


  “行???知?吹牛??稅???照???吹法?????長???世界??牛類?該絕跡??”


  張超知??家夥嘴???話???未免????太??離譜?於?狠狠?瞪??眼


  “?啥?牛?種類????僅又水牛?黃牛?奶牛?????牛?”


  ???王虎噗嗤?笑


  “嗬嗬?當???蝸牛???母牛???吹壞???辦法繁衍?息?請問公牛?????牛仔?嗎?”

  張超??咬?咬牙

  “滾?邊???才?事幹吹牛?逼???????通??真???錢?啥事???幹嗎?”


  王虎瞅?眼??????

  “難???聽?????最缺啥??候???最?乎啥嗎??怎??問???幼稚?問題?”


  張超又吃?閉門羹?深深吸?口??隨?眼珠??轉


  “難???錢?????嗎?尤其像臉?”


  王虎?屑??笑


  “?臉??臉??洗???錢臉充其量???張真皮?永遠成??????知??腦?反應慢?????樣跟??吧????違法亂紀??突破?德底線????賺錢??啥事?幹?”


  聽???張超淡淡?笑?隨?極其?屑??

  “哎呀??常???賤則?敵?怪????????原???????光賤?且???臉!??哥哥????友情提示??????活??切才????別?顧?掙錢卻?命花?

  ?年??奶???定?娘?????老婆???走火入魔??吃奶錢?掙??卻搭??條命?????償失???信??????己?熊樣?所?啊?年輕???腳踏實???用甘?情願??態??隨遇?安??活?別忘?平平淡淡才?真?”


  王虎瞪??眼??典型?酸葡萄式????己?錢?老????努??辦法掙錢???於?苦笑???

  “???孫??????媳婦??瘋?????字??見?撇?媳婦??知??哪??居??跟兒?搶奶吃??????????打光棍?命????見?乳臭未幹?確切???娶媳婦???????斷奶???娃?憐?樣???建議?回?買?奶羊???話?回??哥哥?跟???樣?掙錢????給?喂奶??????幸福?晚年?活?喂?兒?吃奶??????美??未??讓?家族?????擺脫貧窮?因??????????活?算??跟???????懂?”


  ??張超瞪??眼


  “滾邊??即便?乳臭未幹?????斷奶?罷?才?走?跟??十幾米外??聞見滿??奶味?再?即便??喝奶?牛奶?羊奶?????喝?實??行??婦產科?助??樂當專職催奶師?”


  王虎聽???噗嗤?笑


  “啥玩意??專職催奶師?請問??怕??口蹄疫?傳染給?家嬰兒????助??樂???禍國殃民啊?????????見?超級奶媽?邊賤兮兮?喊聲?媽!??吃奶????怕?家老公?先??巴掌將?嘴打扯?隨???飛毛腿踢足球?樣?將?從兒科直接提?太平??”?

  ??張超???己嘴?功夫?????王虎??????依??辦法?於?狠狠瞪??眼???必須??教訓??????否則?永遠??囂張?於????勁稍微鬆??

  “踢太平??嗎??咱???誰先進太平??”

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