第一百零一章 無藥可救
王向洋聽????邊刷牙邊陰陽怪???
“真?給?己臉?貼金?明明???張苦瓜臉?非?朝玉?秀才跟?靠???底知?知臉紅?字怎?寫嗎?趕快別臭美??再??照鏡???速速?將臉?洗吃飯走?”
王寶聽???????急?走??
“虎????臉怎??????怎???黑啊?”
王虎瞪?王向洋?眼??急?跟王虎?
“???知??啥??兩?????紅紅?癢癢???今?早????臉?仿佛蓋?片保鮮膜?洗???又撕?掉??且又疼又癢??該??毀容?吧?”
王向洋將牙刷?涮?慢慢走??摸?摸王虎臉
“?事?趕緊吃飯走?”
王虎瞬??激怒
“?當??事?毀?又????臉??吃??己吃??????情跟??玩笑?”
王向洋?????高興?
“?清早?????吃錯藥???事幹衝??哪門?飆?既???臉???金貴????工??直接待?家?每??用牛奶泡?啊?”
王寶??王虎叔侄兩??劍拔弩張隨????擦槍走火?樣??先??奈?搖?搖??隨?狠狠瞪?王向洋?眼
“哎呀???????幾十歲?????跟??娃娃叫啥勁?傳????怕?笑話???清早用??髒蹄???事幹事摸?家娃娃臉幹哈??????閑?蛋疼?”
王向洋抿?抿嘴
“???清早?事幹閑?蛋疼??找罵挨????滿意???蛋?疼??????陪??鏡??????將?張鬼丈夫?臉?變回?家?玉?秀才?”
王寶瞪??眼?拜?拜?
“餓死鬼????餓??快?行??怎?????????瞎掰扯?趕快吃飯?啊?”
王向洋瞪??眼
“切???真病??輕??吃飯陪?兩?照鏡?玩啊?”
此刻王虎本????將王向洋??勾拳放倒?????像踢沙袋?樣?美美?收拾?頓???治治?老喜歡??別?笑話?毛病?
??????言父????家畢竟??己叔叔???跟?己爸爸??輩分?收拾??相當收拾?己老??打完先???????工??待???將?恐怕剛進村??便?爸爸??棍?趕??村??
王虎瞅?黑乎乎?臉?越?越?抓?洗衣粉袋??朝??倒???堆
“奶奶??今?????信?邪??洗衣粉?將死豬???黑皮洗????將臉??層垢痂洗?掉?”
王向洋????直接急?
“???????張臉?????用洗衣粉洗?哎呀???聽??渾????知???僅?點渾??且????”
王虎轉??狠狠瞪??眼
“??吃?己?飯?????怎??洗?己?臉?難?成???管?未免管??點太寬?吧?”
王寶??????????瞪?王向洋?
“哎呀?真?知怎?????清早??話?????陰陽怪??????肥皂洗????又??用洗衣粉????用啥?洗???”
王向洋瞪??眼王虎?隨?瞅?王寶?
“用啥?洗????”
王寶直接急?
“又??將屎糊臉???怎???洗????”
王向洋歎?口?
“?脂瀝青?敏?除非將臉??層黑皮?慢慢脫掉新皮膚長???否則真?辦法?”
王寶頓?臉色?變
“啥玩意??脂和瀝青?敏?既?洗?辦法??趕快?買藥啊?總??眼睜睜????虎?臉???毀?啊?”
王虎先??驚?隨?眼睛瞪?圓圓?
“向洋叔??知???待見???????盼?點?啊????摸????臉?憑啥??臉???敏?啊?”
王向洋眼睛瞪?圓圓
“別忘???????幹??活??所????摸?????眼??知?啥原因?”
王寶瞅??眼
“行????盡??用?????用?啥特效藥?”
王向洋???奈??
“哎呀???特效藥?確切???藥?救??且??用清水洗???慢慢?等??臉??層皮脫掉?”
王虎捏?捏保鮮膜般?臉?用指甲邊摳邊瞅?鏡??
“連?縫隙????啥?候?將?層皮脫完啊??見?張破臉???煩?????命咋???苦?啥倒黴事??讓?遇?啊?”
王向洋????頓?臉色?變
“??摳?”
王虎??滿臉通紅
“?摳連?縫隙????臉啥?候???難?成??猴年馬月?”
王向洋瞅?瞅王虎黑乎乎?臉
“?事???意外?今???太陽????應該慢慢?裂?縫?????????摳?別忘?指甲???毒??整?臉??候爛糟糟?流膿?恐怕?哭???眼淚????候少怪??提醒??”
??王海波端米湯碗走??
“怎?????吃飯?難?成準備絕食啊?”
王虎瞅??眼??句話???直接回?宿舍?王向洋瞅?眼?笑?邊朝廚房走邊?
“????晚?啥?事???門?外???解決溫飽?怎????吃飯?”
王海波瞪??眼????眼???王寶???莫名其妙?問
“哎呦?今???怎????????果?怎?變成?苦瓜臉??啥事?啊?”
王寶長歎口?
“哎?????啥事????憐王虎娃娃??張臉弄?????廢??真?知??跑??幹啥?”
王海波剛喝進?米湯?瞬?嗆?半死
“啥玩意?虎??臉怎???昨???????嗎?”
王寶瞪??眼
“?錯?昨??確??????今??像?包公臉??信?己???當初讓?跟???切路???非??年輕腰軟?讓?打?脂瀝青???臉毀????怎?給王海哥交代?”?
王海波頓?臉色慘??速速將碗底?稀飯?朝嘴??灌?順?將碗放?洗臉池?水泥牆??邊走邊?急?問
“虎????臉怎????啥?聽???給?提?啊?快?海波叔????底怎?回事?”