《北佬》上卷52 觀音麵前抖威風 新

  楊籽和阿美?????工藝品攤位??胖碩??年男?認???倆?

  “靚仔靚女???買點什??”


  楊籽觀察?老板眼?閃???絲驚慌?站?攤位邊???聲?等???年輕男女挑??物品?付?錢走????

  楊籽?聲平靜??:

  “老板??剛才???忘?找??錢?”


  “怎????!找?呀??收???靚女100?找回她50???嗎?????靚女?”


  “?????錯呀?咱?走吧?”


  阿美??明?????伸??拉楊籽???楊籽擋住?她???

  “老板??收?她?100?找回她50??錯?關健???收??50；?拿??50找回她???樣?實際收???100塊??吧?”


  “?呦?”


  阿美???明????捂?嘴巴笑?

  “?胡?什?呢??媽??????找事???????????什????滾蛋?”


  男攤主突?咆哮????叫罵??

  因?暴怒或者惱羞成怒??紅脖?粗?露??猙獰??目?

  買賣物品??和路??行???向楊籽?邊?

  攤主向左右兩邊?鄰居招?幾招??周鄰店鋪?幾名男?離?攤位?甩抖?膀??慢悠悠?晃????

  阿美意識??危險?緊緊摟?楊籽?胳膊??似驚恐??聲?:

  “咱?快走吧?”


  ?辜??當眾羞罵??頓?楊籽皺緊?眉??

  “?用擔?????事??樣刺激?場???經常見???老規矩????車?等??”


  楊籽?提高?聲音???阿美?聲????

  ?完拍?拍阿美?肩??輕輕推??阿美?

  阿美走???米?外?從包?拿??機???抓??機?雙?交叉於胸???似平靜???楊籽?邊?

  周圍?熱鬧???向?退?退?

  楊籽突???快速伸縮腿?用腳背挑????塑料?凳??單?抓住凳??

  ?年攤主和?似??幫??幾?男?驚嚇?往?退??步?

  抓住凳??楊籽??連貫?把凳?放?屁股底??坐????雙?各?按膝?抬?挺胸?腰杆筆直?皺?眉??盯住攤主??慌?忙??:

  “老??聽口音?應該?北????原?帶??吧?兄弟???北???皖北??”


  “?應該?解:咱?北????性脾??所????兒?再?話??候?麻煩?把嘴巴先給?擦幹淨點?”


  楊籽用家鄉?淮普聲調厲聲???

  “敞?門?做?意??南?北講?義?”


  “?才應該?咱北??意??規矩吧?”


  “??跑江湖?混口飯吃????十塊錢??????算什???包?華煙?買??????錢?問題?兄弟??缺錢???兄弟喝場酒???數??夠吧?”


  ??楊籽站???從口袋掏??疊百元?鈔?足足???千元??????抖?抖又裝回??坐?繼續?:

  “老板??再?????????剛才?意太???太忙?忘記?找???錢??”


  “哎呀?????記性?”


  楊籽剛?完?攤主猛?拍????己?腦門??:

  “哎呀?老??兄弟?老板……??剛才確實忙昏?????????:確實忘?找???錢??家?散?吧??場誤??”


  “散?吧?散?吧?”


  湊????左右鄰居攤主?招呼圍觀??群散??各??始??己?兜售吆喝聲!

  阿美抬?挺胸、?臉冷俊?走????接?攤主遞???嶄新?50?額??民幣?拿???摸摸扯扯?又??太陽光???????塞進褲袋?

  老板陪?笑?

  “嫂???把?兩??葫蘆拿????給??刻?字?”


  “?用麻煩??”


  “?事?嫂???快??”


  阿美?向楊籽?

  “刻吧??歹???老哥??片?意?”


  “???拿??吧?嫂??跟???”


  阿美?跟?攤主走?隔??家??刻紀念幣、印章?老先?攤??楊籽???擴?擴胸?扭動兩?脖?；走????

  戴眼鏡?老先?讓阿美把?刻?字寫??張滿?字跡?破本???

  ?年攤主拿??瓶綠茶飲料；遞給阿美、楊籽、刻字先????瓶?楊籽和阿美???擰?喝?隨?放?刻字攤桌??

  楊籽???相鄰?攤桌??拿??把紙竹折扇?打??????示意阿美付錢?青年攤主推辭?收?

  “嫂???哥喜歡?拿?玩吧?”


  阿美執意?給?年輕攤主推辭?掉???:

  “嫂???平常?賣10塊?您給2塊錢意思??行??”


  阿美?掏??張20???:

  “?用找??”……


  阿美???印?“平安”??葫蘆?刻???“美”字??另??“幸福”??葫蘆?刻??“籽”?

  “??平安??????幸福????”


  阿美拿?兩?葫蘆??

  阿美問刻字先??少錢?刻字先?擺擺??指?指?年攤主?楊籽和阿美向刻字先???謝?走?葫蘆攤位打招呼?謝?

  ?年攤主正?向兩?女孩推銷物品?依?笑容滿臉??楊籽倆??:

  “老??嫂??常??玩哈?”


  阿美?:

  “????經常??燒香?????住????新世界豪園?”


  “哇????東莞?富?區哦?”


  ?年攤主睜?眼??比羨慕??聲讚歎?

  “拜拜?”


  阿美???親昵?挽住楊籽?胳膊?兩?轉?離??

  “等???嫂???哥?”


  ?年攤主從??追????

  “嫂?????特意挑?幾??禮物:??雨花石???????精美；給嫂?觀賞?”


  “?串?串???葉紫檀??雖???和高檔?相比?品相??錯??哥留?盤玩吧?”


  “?件觀音像掛飾??般般?工藝品?掛?車?避邪?保平安?”


  “?少錢?”


  阿美?背包?掏錢包?

  “嫂??提錢??見外?嗎?送給???????鋪?????慢慢逛逛?”


  ???年攤主??跑?回???

  阿美?又挽?楊籽?胳膊?兩?像??熱戀?情侶?或者像??新婚燕爾、恩愛?加??夫妻?

  沿??條古木參??幽靜???往公園深處默默?走??

  ???????處????木條椅跟??阿美鬆??楊籽?胳膊?兩?相互??幾秒?

  突??兩?同?笑??聲?阿美捂?肚?蹲???笑??久；??坐?椅???托?托胸部?

  “?東西????咱倆真應該?拍電影???定??成?影帝???成?影??”


  “其實?才剛剛進入角色?????足‘?嫂’?癮呢?”


  “???笑???姑娘家???家左?聲‘嫂?’?右?句‘嫂?’?叫??美滋滋??”


  “???????真?豬腦???把?誤?成?老婆???理解；叫??哥?表示尊敬???明??”


  “????????比????十歲??應該稱呼?‘弟妹’才?呀?怎?叫?嫂???怕把?叫老??”


  “哦???廣東??叫法?比??和咱倆?熟?尊稱?叫哥?籽哥；????老婆、女朋友?或者眾?情???任何????論?年齡???哪怕十?、?歲????叫?嫂??或籽嫂?表示???尊敬?”

  “除非??和?稱兄?弟??哥??才?因???年齡????叫?弟妹?”


  “????港片《古惑仔》?”


  “??因????關於黑幫或?混混?電視、書籍??才學??怎??付???”


  “???剛才?表?太棒??真像??黑??嫂?或?姐??”


  “????仗???男????英猛?畏??場??”


  “剛?始?真?怕??命?????信?摸???肩?把?保護???????安全感??”


  “當??????旦?和??吵?????報警?”


  “?‘唰’????把凳?勾???象???俠?樣威??坐???才?????功夫?????踏實??”


  “???和??吵??????男??習慣??象街????廣東男??樣:吵架?吵?兩??????喊?叫???????動??”


  “??????樣:???句話??完立馬動?；??馬?散??各?回?叫?再幹?”


  “?剛才?算報警????用???東莞?警????閑工夫管????報?警????穿彩服?治安員???”


  “??迷彩服治安員?素質????處理??樣?事?管?片?治安仔?基本?和??店主?熟悉??最??????受辱離??”


  “所????靠?己?擺平?”


  “?當????怕??”


  “怕????????????圍?????抓???胳膊?走?”


  “知?嗎??種?候?女??經阻止??事態??展???選擇站遠點?選擇報警????”


  “??愚蠢?女?才?抱扯住?己同伴男??”


  “因???女???邊??男?覺?勢單?薄???忍?吞聲?選擇離???果女???邊?男??覺????；或者?於保護女???理???硬??皮逞強?”


  “?????重???分男女????男?把????更重?”


  “????拌嘴???因????特別?熟?圍觀??熱鬧；雙?????丟???才引?鬥毆等惡性事件?”


  “另外?真?動?打架???女????必?吃虧?愚蠢?女?束縛?男???腳?”


  “???掌握????理:女???跟???跑?掉????跑??敢跑???跑?”


  “?明??所??叫?走????走???”


  “所????聰明??女?嘛?”


  “???????太?乎?50塊錢?”


  “???當?知??”


  “?剛?始?覺???己??咱倆搞糊塗????兩句話??完?張口罵??招?叫??”


  “?斷定???坑蒙拐騙顧客?特別?情侶?事?少幹?”


  “其實??掌握??般?情侶?男孩???理:?敢?別???盤找事?吃啞巴虧算??”


  “?偏偏?買??帳??更掌握????理?”


  “??啊??門做?意????求財????鬥??何況???理???????虛?”


  “?理走遍????理寸步難行?”


  “?更怕??己??意門口打架??論打輸打贏??今???意?定做?成?；???輸?”


  “再??????鄰居??南?北??????同行??競爭????真?幫?打架?頂?裝腔作勢嚇唬????真打??最???拉?偏架罷??”


  “?算?親戚朋友??關?己?切?利益????社????少?????別??事賣命?”

  “???外??口?誰?輕易?解別??底細??和???景區宰外???遊客???同?性質?”


  “?罵???候???感覺???色厲內荏?所???輕易?讓?服輸?”


  “?果?當?死?承認怎?辦?”


  “怎?辦???話???指????吃啞巴虧走??????怎?辦???十塊錢?守???等機?砍???????仇恨?”


  “?????定怕!至少?段??????活?擔驚受怕???走路???往???幾眼?”


  “所????少做害別??事???活??坦??”


  “?楊?籽哥?老???覺?今?和??????安全感?????家夥?????討????真?跑??親??口??????親??”


  阿美湊??嘴唇?雙?捧住楊籽?臉?

  “別胡鬧?”


  楊籽抓住她??腕?輕輕?推??她?

  “?真覺?和?走????安全感????膽識?”


  “膽識和膽量?同?”


  “?????粗???敢打敢拚???叫膽量?甚至叫‘傻??憨?膽’???‘匹夫?勇?草莽英雄’?”


  “???才叫作膽識????膽量、膽魄；??見識??學問??技巧?”


  “??叫:?丈夫??戰?屈??兵??”


  “?哪??誇?????????平?老百姓????保安??????幾本?書罷??”


  “??崇拜????從??次摔趴??什?李?勇???崇拜??”


  “???揍???注塑班長??快?和?家玩????馮廠長?經常誇?:?從???????工?聽話?管???況且????罰???什?款????????什?摩擦?”


  “特別?把飯堂高佬管?服服帖帖??全辦公室???佩服???用阿龐?話?:?同凡響?……”


  “停停停??把?捧?太高??容易摔死?”


  “哈哈哈??幾??文員?像??樣崇拜??仿佛?????男??尤其?????老鄉?阿英?”


  “?????眼睛妹妹?明明??播錄音???往???跑??和?擠??塊吃飯?哼???羨慕嫉妒恨?”


  “????東西??倆?展?什?程度???床????她?定?處女吧?”


  “淨瞎??”


  “佛門聖??休打妄語??量?尊?”


  “哈哈……?????東西???門帶??錢幹嘛?”


  “哈哈??今??怎???燒?香?靈??竅???????老和尚施?什?法術?”


  “?從財務預支?、買?講機?錢?怕招?偷?讓?給?分?裝?部分??忘??早知???????”


  “哈哈哈??真忘???????光?和尚施?法術?”


  “?又?留光??怎??和尚?”


  “哈哈哈?”


  阿美又??陣笑???壞壞?盯?楊籽……?

  “幾點??咱????該回工廠??”


  阿美????腕??坤表??:

  “12:15??早?回工廠幹嘛?給阿??點??陪??薑?”


  “咱倆??再坐??兒????吃東西????爬黃旗山?爬?山頂?燈籠?????套衣服?????帶?爬山?專門換??”


  “?????公幹??卻???遊山玩水?合適嗎?”


  “?什??合適??東西???死腦筋?”


  “咱???候加班加點、?償幹活?老板?見??覺??合適?????幾?月?日?夜?幹嘛?周末?守?廠??偶爾偷?回閑??輕鬆?玩?”


  “咱?公司辦公室???除?報關員?外勤少??家?機??????磨蹭?整??誰???誰?馮??????除非?緊急?事??處理?”


  “再???咱?又???機器設備?工???離?機位久??機器??停?咱??同?少?咱?誰?工廠??正常運轉滴?”


  “阿龐?家?守?呢?咱倆??私奔??月再回??工廠??????”


  “今???黑??哥????嫂?????男??????女??”


  阿美又把?斜靠?楊籽肩??眼睛望向雲??似乎陷入?遐?……?

  楊籽??再推?她???幾分鍾?阿美把?挪??坐直????

  “????楊??改??香港?給?買塊?表和?機回???送給??”


  “?怎?行???功?受碌??表???解；隨便?部?機???千塊??怎??接受???貴重?禮物??”


  “香港便宜????”


  “????用?????鬧鍾?門衛室?飯廳?處??掛鍾……；???送?家?表合適嗎????‘送終’?”


  “?東西?送鍾歸‘送終’??合適?送表合適呀?‘表表?意’嘛?”


  “?機?更?需??門衛室?電話?明?又???講機???基本??廠門?又??親戚朋友需?聯係??買?公用電話卡?”


  “?????經常?門???表?所謂????機?行??部普通??機??送給????買??滴?”


  “?哪?收??禮物?除??媽、?姐??從??花女??錢??????女???花錢???知?該怎樣?女???花錢?”


  “哈——哈!?東西??外???????女????????女??????花錢?”


  “????再??女??????吃她??醋????明?肚????分享……”


  “又????哪——??????隨口???”


  “?幾???買?電?表??果??真需?用?機?年底降價???給?錢??再幫?買?”


  “?楊??問??問題???許??哦????回答?”


  阿美猶猶豫豫???

  “?事?請??”


  “?????掙錢養家?”


  “?倒????哥姐?成家立業???剩????老??”


  “??省?錢給?家???戀?花?準備結婚……”


  “?給?閉嘴??許提她?女????東西???嫌貧貪富?貨?”


  楊籽猛?從條椅?站???咆哮??抬腿向?旁?古杉踢??腳??塊?皮隨聲從?杆?流?淚?摔倒????

  阿美?驚嚇?從椅??跳????捂住嘴巴??憐???望?楊籽?背影?

  楊籽緊握?拳??雙肩抖動?兩??呼??兩口粗??轉?拉住阿美????:

  “走?跟?回??”


  阿美另???扯住楊籽?胳膊?滿眼含淚???楊籽?驚恐??:

  “回?哪?????幹什??”


  “回廟??燒香????試試:燒香許願?????把負???咒死?”


  阿美突?破涕?笑?伸?揪住?楊籽?耳朵?

  “?東西???十?點?燒香?靈??”


  “佛家?慈悲?懷?哪?許願咒?滴?”


  楊籽突?回????鬆?抓?阿美???

  “阿美?????剛才??衝??火??——”?

  “走?咱?吃飯?快點跑???保安??????咱倆??罰?光???回家?”


  阿美???牽?楊籽???歡快?跑離?棵古?；用另?????背????擦?眼??淚……?