第一章 係統不存在的
?學校外???煎餅攤????少年正??煎餅邊啃邊走?
“???怎?????啊??經快?遲???知?嗎?今?第?節?班主任?課??果???挨罵?給?跑???”
“哦??”
葉????孤兒?從???舅母帶?????葉?從????什?朋友?????剛???學?交???朋友?
剛剛跟??話?????從?????朋友?胖?真名?肖博洋???體型??點?度豐滿?????胖???靈活?胖?????????學門口?早???等?葉???
“喂????昨晚????度勞累導致腎虛啊?居?連??跑???”
“??妹??”並朝?胖?比????指?
“?告訴?怎?跟????千米冠軍跑?”葉?邊跑邊??
“嘿嘿???????趕緊??課?????昨?作業做???借給?抄???”?胖撓?撓???意思????
“??昨??度勞累???吧??????學?居????做作業?”葉?吃完?煎餅把它扔進垃圾桶?
“葉????老師?經?樓梯????快走?”
“??”
?教學樓底??兩?同學?狂奔??像?狗???屎?樣?狂奔?
“終於???”?胖????表??差?分鍾??遲???幸?趕????胖?喘籲籲????
“?啊??胖～”?胖背????女聲???
“哇?班長??今??遲??????把?怎?樣?”?胖用劫?餘??語????
謝老師從走廊?邊?????己班級門口?像????事情?
“喂???幾???兒幹嘛呢???課??”
“報告老師???兩?遲???”
“???????再吵??給?滾回??課?”
?葉??始至終??處於?遊狀態?直?……
“????吃飯啦?再晚??位置??”
“哦??”
等葉?吃完飯??剛回?宿舍葉???拉入????秘世界?
“喂??????死?吧?”
“?才死?呢?話????哪?啊???什???????準備回宿舍睡午覺嗎?”葉???周圍??切??黑色??仿佛????存???樣?
“啊??死???????幾百遍????係統???什??信?所???把?拉進???哼?”??傲嬌??蘿莉?葉???嘟?嘴???
“????????信???世界?哪??什?係統啊?????重症??病吧??跟??啊??????……（??省略?萬字）”
“啊??死????怎??選擇????呢??定??給???禮包才行?吧?”?精靈?急敗壞?拿???魔法棒……
“什??禮包……”
葉???眼?突?????幕光屏???寫?……
宿主?葉?
年齡?18
裝逼值?0/100
等級?0級
物品?新??禮包
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屬性?智??3武??2魅??2幸運?1
“請問?否?啟新??禮包?”??成熟?女性聲音?葉?腦??響??
葉??意識?回答????完???光幕?飛????光球?光球慢慢變??直?腦???聲音再次響??恭喜宿主獲?“斷?絕孫腳?”“全屬性加?”
突??葉?感覺?體陷入??陣溫熱???葉?從?溫暖?醒?????體?????毛病????連屁股??痱???見??腦?感覺?輕鬆???
等????腦??????股記憶??關於怎?把腳踢?……
“???怎?樣???騙?吧????感覺?舒服啊～”
葉???才?清???東西?樣貌?差????米?高度?臉???鼓鼓???愛?背?????粉色??翅膀????傲嬌?精靈????
“????屁孩怎????教養啊????????叫哥哥懂?懂?”
“????????????呢?啊呸??才??屁孩??全家???屁孩?”?精靈臉???圓圓????點紅?讓?怪?捏???
突??陣抖動?葉???眼?????暈????
“喂??????真?掛?吧????私房錢??收走啦?”
“???”
葉?猛?睜?眼睛????己旁邊???男?嚇??跳????????己?啊?於?問??句????哪?啊.……
“?????真??縱欲?度吧????午?課??候???????????請假??結果?宿舍??????躺???????呼吸流暢?????送??醫院??”????拿?籃球??體精壯?男????
“???損??死?吧??????????話題???????作業做?嗎?”葉????
“??才剛回?啊??回??????樣???怎????做作業呢?”?胖???
“咳咳?啟博??作業做完?嗎?借??抄?唄?”
“今?謝老師?知?作業?簡單?????己做吧?”?股濃濃?學霸?息襲??
“????????己做吧??快高考???抄別????怕??候掛科?”葉?滿滿??信?
等?晚??點??候??伸?伸懶腰???????做完啊?今??次作業確實挺簡單??
“切?????亂寫?吧?明??謝老師親?檢查??”?胖?旁邊冷嘲熱諷????
“?家??今??真?認真做作業??”江啟博?旁邊拿???己?考卷?完??????
“哇???原???學霸啊????年??怎?????”健壯男???（健壯男真名叫做張?壯）
葉???覺?腦?非常清???算再做十倍?作業?????點累?難?剛剛???????病患者??行??次再?問????果?真??話???定?把??送?精?病院????……嗯??毛病?