第二十章 醫院床主 新
黑暗凝結?病房??東?塊西?塊?
清冷?路燈??正正?照進窗戶??牆?畫???又???青色矩形?病床整齊?陳列?房???幾??色?圍簾??拉??仿佛露營??帳篷?幾張空床邊?圍簾??條?色?絲帶裹??變成細細?條?
床尾?欄杆?剝落?幾塊?漆?露?黑乎乎?底????像?鵪鶉蛋?殼?又像奶牛?皮?病房?溫度?高?嗡嗡?空調聲仿佛老和尚?念經?偶爾滴??空調水聲???同??搭??搭?木魚?嗡嗡嗡嗡——嗒——嗡嗡嗡嗡——嗒——
?靠近?門?病床??躺??纏繃帶?曹野?
?夢見露微站?遙遠?草?????火柴盒????揮舞??胳膊?腿??曹野???眼???片長滿青草?山坡?草?浮動?幾顆或?或黃??花朵???黃豆????
?吹???草??片片?低??仿佛綠色?海浪?形容???形狀??知??己??腳????所?猶豫????爬?坡??坡實?陡峭?正猶豫??聽見背?傳?雙雙?聲音?她喊??“曹野????”曹野欣?回???見???衣?雙雙舉???草葉?編成?花環?高高?舉??臉?掛?甜甜?笑?
“???編?嗎?”曹野驚喜?問?邁?步??朝雙雙????剛走兩步?忽???雙冰冷???用??掐住?脖???回??李蘭破碎?猙獰?鬼臉赫???——曹野??猛烈?跳??彩斑斕?畫?頓?破碎??盡黑暗湧?進??曹野醒????睜??眼?全?仿佛?繩?固定住???像??候?隔壁家??胖用膠帶黏?牆??樣???使勁兒??肌肉鬆鬆垮垮???聽指揮?仿佛?幾節爛木???喉嚨?知?何???股冰冷冷??量掐?死死??細長??息經?狹窄??管?肺泡?唧唧叫喚???杯水車薪?空?抗議示威?
曹野?腳趾?率先?義?仿佛整齊劃??海馬儀仗隊??始?微弱?蠕動?幅度越?越????腦袋?輕輕搖晃???細若遊絲??聲“呃”?從?受盡壓迫?喉嚨?擠壓?????聲細弱?叫喚?叫醒???指??指??睡醒??欣欣?張??眼?站?????腕?醒??胳膊抬????曹野?使勁兒?使??招猛虎掏??抓向?己?喉嚨?竟?抓住???冰涼?雪???
?聽??聲尖利?驚呼??冰?燙?般迅猛?抽走??壓迫?全???量頓?消失??曹野?骨碌坐??????床邊站???眼窩凹陷、唇色?青、留???短??藍衣女??她正捂??己?右??怯懦?又怨恨?盯?曹野?
“?誰啊?”曹野迷迷糊糊?問?
“??流氓色狼鹹豬??”?女?委屈?罵??句?目光垂????左?輕撫??己?右??
“?姐??掐?誒???經病啊?”曹野???快???副??理喻?表情?讓?女?更委屈??
“掐????程序???????????”?女??聲音低????嘴巴卻噘?老高?她?向牆??光影?眼?仿佛?帶?淚花?“??亂摸??”
“?姐——????吧——請問?怎?稱呼?”
“?姓羅?”
“?姓?姓?羅女士????病房?雖????知??己怎??????病床?????????隨便進??????隨便掐病?????掐??幹嘛抓??呢?”曹野稍微清醒??????理?據?分析??
“????床?呀?”羅女士爭辯??
“笑話?哪??張床給兩?病??”曹野?????搖搖??
“?別?????資格比?老??????死??張床???”羅女士瞪??眼?義正言辭?尖聲??
曹野?陣沉默????猛?撲進?窩?將??蒙??聲?吭?
羅女士??半晌?提醒??“????蓋全?內褲露?????腿???”
曹野趕忙伸???將?窩拉扯????蓋住??
兩?默默??峙?半??
?概??緩和?氛?羅女士?聲?????“?內褲顏色挺????”
曹野蒙???悶悶?喊??“?算?????????特別高興??”
“腿?????平?做保養嗎?”
“?——”曹野??語塞?將???掀???蓬亂?盯?羅女士?????問?“??底?幹嘛呀?”
“按程序掐?掐?呀???準?和??????”羅女士?本正經??
“誰規定?定?掐?掐呀??????死——哦???往???張床????”
“???她????”羅女士指?指床??
曹野扒?床沿?將腦袋往?探???見????蒼蒼?阿婆?像壁虎?樣貼?床板???和?己背靠背?她???垂???仿佛?木??木須?見曹野探???老婆婆扭?咧嘴?笑?點?點??
“??徐老太???月剛走??肺病???客????腳?點臭?”羅女士介紹??
“???腳臭嗎??鞋??鞋?”老婆婆?床?嚷嚷?“別聽??蹄?瞎???信?聞?”
“?臭?臭?”曹野連忙擺??
“?蹄??咋又?別????????入院??候?嘴巴、耳朵、?指?紫?跟紫甘藍?樣?渾?屎臭?拉?褲???吐兩?灘——”??粗狂?聲音??步外響??
羅女士飛似?撲???朝???等?材、?腹便便?謝頂?年男?揚?揚拳??“少?幾句?死啊?”
“??知?少?幾句呀?”??年男?揶揄??
“別聽?瞎??釣魚?候落水?死??????什??話?”羅女士?曹野???
“喲??????啦????釣???斤重?鱸魚??斤哪?活蹦亂跳?——”
“???斤???高興?又蹦又跳?腳?滑?滑?水?淹死???從未見???此愚蠢?死法???臉?呢?”羅女士????眼?
“?才??臉呢???蠢?釣魚?藝術?????外行?懂????情懷?懂?再????哥?走南闖北?十?年?喝吐??吃瀉??從???次啊?用亞硝酸鹽醃豬?肉?把?己??命兒給搭????????底誰蠢呀?”?年男?陰陽怪??斜眼瞥?羅女士?“論資曆??比??兩輪?客?點?”
“??”羅女士又揚??拳??嘴巴噘?更高??
“?????兩位?別吵??”曹野趕忙打圓場?
“?代???代?”徐老太太?聲音從床底?傳???
“?兄弟?見笑??”?年男?朝曹野欠?欠??笑??“鄙?姓周?JS?士????闖蕩?因?……???意外??成??樣??嘿嘿?????快?年??????病房?號床?第?十?代床主?”
?指?指羅女士??聲??“她?十?代?資曆比?低?”
“資曆高怎???高怎????架?住死?蠢?????十?代床主??家消防員?火燒?????救???孩??兩條?狗?????瓦斯罐燒炸???家早??電視領獎???知??資曆?資曆??家死?重?泰山??呀?輕?鴻毛?輕?腋毛?輕?腳毛?輕?——”
“別??別???”曹野和周?叔連忙製住她?
徐老太?床底?幽幽?歎?“哎????年輕?呐?”
“哼——掐???候??使???勁兒?”羅女士嘀咕??
“?????勁兒?嘛?”周?叔尷尬???
“??掐?掐??做什??”曹野疑惑?問?
羅女士和周?叔彼此望?望??露?困惑?表情?周?叔抓耳撓腮???“?像??老傳統?吧?老規矩?傳統文化嘛?”
“掐?掐?盡床主?誼?”羅女士附和??
“??表?????讚美??盛情款待?樣?????主?誼?太嚇???”曹野撓?撓喉嚨?咳嗽?聲?“?????舒服?”
“掐?算??????候????屁股坐?胸口?本??喝??肚?水?喘????再???坐?當場完蛋?”周?叔埋怨??
“周叔???完?完????候?攻略呢?”?位??蓬亂?微胖年輕?穿?拖鞋?站?門口嚷????臉?掛??幅黑框眼鏡?亮晶晶?目光透?厚厚?鏡片?落?曹野????
“陳宅??攻略??????????????????見?”周?叔叉?腰??
“???投入?全??沉浸????何況???候血條?見底?????斷扣血?又??牧師給?加血?本???完蛋??怪??”陳宅?拖鞋劈?啪啦?拍?????朝曹野?鞠躬???“同學????叫陳佑??同學??喜歡玩什?遊戲?”
“?別理???聊遊戲???抓住??放??叨叨???夜??完?”羅女士囑咐??
“?叫曹野?冒昧問???您?怎?往???”曹野越?越?奇?
“孤獨?死?”羅女士、周?叔、床??徐老太異口同聲??
“??才孤獨?死???全家孤獨?死?”陳宅?急敗壞?“???病????才死??嗎?”
“?差?少啊?”周?叔滿??乎?
短短??兒功夫?床主?紛紛???各式各樣???接?連???????迫?及待?報??己?死法?仿佛?炫耀???支支吾吾?????別?玩笑?句???惱??掌?嘴???淒淒慘慘戚戚?哭喪?臉?將?己?故事慢慢傾吐????幾句???其它?床主打斷?——“?別聽????次?跟???????才剛剛???歲?候端午節???粽??”曹野粗略數?數????算??病房??十??鬼給填滿????似乎寂寞??久?????活??和??玩???相當高興?
“?????覺???玩???把?帶走呀?”曹野???安?問?
“?????”??拍?胸脯擔保?
“?客?才?玩??己???????膩?膩死??”?位穿?紅格?馬甲??哥???
“難??和??樣?同齡活???話??挺高興??”?位套?橙色消防服?少年?帶微笑?????消防服?橫??條閃閃?亮?反光帶???套?黑色?防火?套?腳?踩?膠靴?????和曹野?般???甚至??更年輕???
“啊喲?您????消防員吧?英雄?英雄?”曹野拍?拍??肩膀?讚歎??
“哪呀——??????”消防員摸?摸?腦勺?羞怯???
?家正聊????門?打???
????穿灰色襯衫、??套?黑色長褲?瘦老?站?門口?花??胡??茂密????仿佛老年?馮友蘭從畫像?走?????笑嘻嘻???屋??問?“今???熱鬧????啦?”
眾床主連忙迎???“高老爺??您?啦?”
周?叔欠?欠???曹野??“??????床領袖?高老爺?德高望重??咱第?代?床主?元老呀?客?點啊?”
曹野連忙跳?床?客客???鞠躬??“給高老爺?請安?”
高老爺?忙扶住曹野?樂嗬嗬???“???????行禮啦?”
高老爺?請曹野坐???己?坐???邊?和曹野噓長問短????????竟??知?高老爺?竟???己遠房親戚?拜把?兄弟?高老爺?問??近況?聽??己?老朋友?年?經?世??唏噓??——“?怎????打?招呼?怎??走??”???聊??聊?兩????
“?曹啊?老夫真??久????痛快?聊???”高老爺???“?什???招待???真???住?”
“哪兒呀??家??????老爺?????什???投胎呢?當????知?????真??????國傳統文化??靈???投胎——當??漢代??候??認??死?先?泰山蒿?報???????世界??和凡世相似??活——??佛教興?????法???樣??其實??問??????別??處嗎?”
老爺?哈哈?笑?讚賞??“曹家???學問?錯?至於????處……唉???哪呢???留戀嗎?和往昔??切告別?再??見????痛苦嗎??回家?親?掉眼淚??己???難受?再??段???親??掉眼淚??卻??像忘??己????東西??收?????像?己??存??當??老婆孩??難????理當高興才???總覺???別扭?????????????見比較???論怎樣?見?總?難??老單位轉轉?老公園轉轉?哪???回憶???逛?圈?兜兜轉轉???回?????又陌?又熟悉?床位???????陪??彼此???熟???話反?比較???????”
眾床主默?點????微帶慘笑???眼噙淚花?各??事?
“?和老爺?????做鬼????”??毛???溜須拍馬?
“?呀?嘴?甜?蜜??”老爺?笑??望向曹野?“?家???相濡?沫?抱團取暖?蠻??蠻??”
羅女士用繡?花?衣袖左??右??擦?眼淚?
周?叔歎?口??“?記掛弟弟呢?”
羅女士嗚咽???兩?捧住臉?快速?點?????
高老爺?柔聲??“?羅?別難???兩?咱????????寒山和尚曾?寺外見??顆極美?鬆???高興?指?鬆??剛?誇讚幾句?卻?知哪??陣妖??吹斷?鬆??寒山和尚哈哈?笑?讚美?——???堆柴??羅啊?應??變??執於物?”
周?叔猶豫?問?“??????兒??”
消防員舉????“???爸媽?”
宅男陳火燒火燎??“?真??擔????辦和漫畫?”
高老爺?擺擺?示意眾?安靜?“行??家?回???家?吧?”
床主?歡呼???笑聲掌聲?病房?響成?片?卻驚?醒熟睡?病??曹野受?感染??情??禁?笑?????忽?覺??溫暖?
???家其樂融融??候?忽?高老爺?耳朵?豎?警惕??“??聽?”
眾床主?豎?耳朵?凝?靜聽??
高老爺?望?門外?眉??緊?
“??——又???”