130、相聲 二

  嶽海鯤?副???樣????進入正題?“??日??見???最近忙什?呢?”


  ?雨??秘秘?“呦????日??國玩?幾??”


  嶽海鯤羨慕?句???問?“?哪?國家?”


  ?雨正色??“???國?”


  嶽海鯤疑問?“?國?”


  ?雨肯定?“恩??國?老?老???”


  嶽海鯤?“????”


  ?雨比劃??勢?“?家所?科學家加??研究???像?經世界最??”


  嶽海鯤左思右????????“最??俄～國?”


  ?雨搖??“??~~~~~?”


  嶽海鯤?“難?加拿??～～?”


  ?雨?“哎~~~~~?”


  嶽海鯤?“???”


  ?雨繼續搖??“????”


  嶽海鯤懵??直接問??“???哎什????哪?國家?”


  ?雨?“?韓民國?”


  嶽海鯤?“?韓民國??積??阿?怎???國呢?”


  ?雨從舞台??走?另???誇張???“?瞧?家?圖?“?韓民國“?幾?字?瞧瞧??“字“?華夏?“國“字?島國??家?版圖??夠用???????”


  “哈哈哈……”


  台??片笑聲????候?漸漸回味??????捧啊?明明?嘲諷?拐?彎?棒?國?呢?

  ??華夏行省????圖縮??國家?名字?確?占據?點???

  許??奔走相告??雨?相聲?嘲諷棒?國?

  棒?國?劣根性??少華夏????????????感?

  嶽海鯤?“??韓國?幹什???”


  ?雨?“學習相聲?”


  嶽海鯤疑惑?“學習相聲?”


  ?雨點點??再次???遍?“恩?學相聲?”


  嶽海鯤迷糊?????什?相聲?“韓國??相聲嗎?”


  ?雨嘴角笑??偏偏極其正經?“恩????????像??家所?科學家加??研究??相聲??家?明??”


  嶽海鯤?言?．．．．．


  台??觀眾?快笑瘋?????嗎?全世界??棒???

  網絡直播?數7.1億?追??湖藍??數?

  “孤?666???真特???”


  “?樣????棒????羞愧?殺啊?”


  “切??群?臉皮??厚??算什??”


  “?雨算什??侮辱?歐巴?”


  “?雨算?歐巴?爹?懂?”


  “頂?棒?國算?屁?隊形?”


  “棒?國??屁?”


  ?雨憂?仲仲?“??韓國????危機感?”


  嶽海鯤?“什?危機感?”


  ?雨焦急?“????明太慢??太落??．?果韓國?繼續?樣奮?努???明??????全世界??落?韓國???”


  嶽海鯤?“真???玄乎嗎?什??明?”


  ?雨?“恩???韓國??明??種把別???切?東西?成??己??明?”


  嶽海鯤?“咳～～?算什??明????臉皮厚嗎?”


  湖藍?台??眾尷尬??氛蔓延?棒?藝??????????????????文翻譯?內容讓???罵??

  “斯密達?孔買哦斯密達?”


  “斯密達?斯密達?唧唧歪歪斯密達?”


  “喲西斯密達?納尼斯密達?”


  韓國藝?羞憤萬分?權智窿更???臉紅???“華夏???素質?”


  ??句話????韓語?除?韓藝??基本??聽?懂?

  ???誰???注意???台???工作?員??直?錄像?

  ?雨?“??聽?韓國?行美容阿?臉皮????層?”


  嶽海鯤嗨?聲?問?“相聲學?怎?樣?找哪位?師教??”


  ?雨?“??收獲?老師?見??位?”


  嶽海鯤?“哪位老師?”


  ?雨笑??“樸吆聯老師?”


  嶽海鯤重複???句?“什??樸吆聯?”


  ?雨特意拚???拚音?“樸piao?聲樸吆聯?”


  嶽海鯤恍??悟?“奧～～“別?臉老師?”


  ?雨點點??讚同??“????嘿嘿????????叫???”


  觀眾嘴?經笑歪??直抽抽??合?攏嘴?

  相聲??????讓?漲見識??

  “??次覺?相聲?????真?絕??”


  “????相聲?催眠曲??錯??”


  “孤???玩?真??嗎?”


  “棒?快?玩壞??”


  微客

  ?名相聲界?老?輩張國強噴??“俗?俗??耐?相聲?高雅???藝術??????舞台?整幾?搞笑段??罵??相聲界??歡迎?種??@?雨@江浙?秋晚?@相聲藝術協?

  張國強?相聲界?德?望??師???言論?獲???相聲演員?支持?

  “張老師????高雅?藝術?應該?玷汙????抹黑??相聲?”


  “請尊重藝術?尊重相聲???把?當作?玩?節目?”


  “相聲界?反?俗??懂??什???舞台賣弄?”


  ?眾相聲演員跳???紛紛指責?太俗??

  江浙晚?

  ?雨?樸老師???見????“?????韓國?什?感受?“


  ????“?親切??親切?像?走親戚?”


  樸??驕傲??“嗯?????羨慕?????乎????窮親戚?????????韓國?從釜山?３８線?車??幾????”


  “老師???習慣???國?從GD?車?東北?走?幾??”


  樸吆聯老師睜?眼睛張?嘴半???話?最?定?定???“華夏沿海?曆史??????韓?領土?”


  ?雨搖??“老師??家?住?沿海??爺爺?給?講???爺爺?爺爺?早????住????聽?哪?村???韓?．隱約聽?爸爸????街??爺祖???缺?眼走失????聽???跑?韓國??”


  樸吆聯?始????“???知?嗎?據???科學家加??研究?華夏???部分領土和?明????韓國???”?

  ?雨????“?爺?．怎?成??棒??????華夏??悠久?曆史??明?東西?????”


  “??”台?觀眾??管什?藝術??聲叫??