第二十六章:常樂的核武器 新

  放???由於常樂??正常變化緊急暫停??行?壓?常樂回?便利店??郎?把卷閘合??

  悟空吃?正爽呢?忽?聽見樓??動靜???跟??從沙??跳????剛落???見常樂?推推搡搡?????

  “師父?怎???快?回???”悟空眨巴眨巴眼?此事必?蹊蹺?

  玄奘?疼?捏捏鼻??常樂越?越像常樂???屁股坐?先點?根煙??腳蹬?桌?沿兒?把??往??仰???“?師???搶劫??綁???搶??綁啊?”


  目睹全?程?劉姐?驚?乍?????嘴???叨叨???知??念什??忽?彎腰把脖?往??伸問??“?當??怎????”


  “什?怎????”常樂?辜?環視眾???始解釋??“?????幹嘛??做?事當????處費????哪??**啊?加班??願意?年代????指望?做?事?留名啊?再?????給?女孩??教訓?讓她????點?”


  “歪理?”玄奘雙?合十?語定音?“做?事乃?積累功德???己增添福報??????處便成?協恩圖報?性質太壞???品太惡劣??”


  “??聽???聽???聽?”常樂把?搖?跟撥浪鼓似??

  “????回仙界?”玄奘冷?丁?冒????句?

  “嗯?”?光?常樂??場?所???瞪??眼睛????

  “師父???辦法回??”悟空抓住玄奘?胳膊?回搖晃?

  玄奘?把推?悟空?兩?眼睛直勾勾?盯?常樂?又重申?遍?“????回仙界?”


  常樂皺?眉??沉思??久?“??”


  “常樂?”劉姐??旁揪?衣角?內?複雜?呼喚?聲?

  “阿彌陀佛?”玄奘念??聲佛號?忽?莊嚴肅穆??“貧僧欲收??徒?傳?真經???願皈依?佛?”


  “皈依?皈依??爺?老??知???安????特???????讓老?當和尚?????爺???????輩??????”?邊話音剛落?常樂立馬指?玄奘鼻?破口?罵?唾沫星?噴??處???

  劉姐?角落?噗?輕笑???急忙捂住?嘴??知?何眼角???晶瑩?淚珠?

  罵完???常樂怒?未消?伸?食指劃拉??圈??“?告訴???最?把?放??否則?果???絕?接受????”


  ?句話帶給眾??衝擊??亞於?級?震十?級?????鍾?????愣???明???凡?怎???挺?腰板?勢洶洶????種話??

  “楊戩?綁???俺老孫倒????什??果?”


  ?郎?真?拿繩???

  “哎哎哎?豬腦?啊?聽?明??怎????放???放???”


  常樂掙紮?半???讓?郎?給綁??嘴?叫囂??“?告訴???從今??始?絕食????死????每??????記??筆?????屍兩命???掂量?辦?”


  “呃……”


  世?怎???????臉???居?拿絕食當核武器????確?最管用?????相互顧盼?每??臉??寫滿?莫名其妙和??思議?

  “師父??覺?????做違法?事情????”


  “阿彌陀佛?貧僧???????”


  “??放???”


  “?行?”關鍵?刻劉姐站????“??讓??所欲??絕食??每?給?輸營養液?讓??死?死???”


  ???高度?同眼界?同?差距??常樂?忽悠住???懂高科技??仙?絕?唬??比??懂高科技?劉姐?

  “劉燕??誠?拆台?吧??忘?????????”常樂?滿?瞪?她?

  劉姐反瞪回??“?????常樂??資格跟?????”


  ?郎?豎???拇指????“阿強????死??吧?”


  “?極?施主??皈依?佛吧?”


  常樂??把?別??邊?怔怔???望?樓梯口?

  劉姐拍拍?吸引??家注意??輕咳兩聲????“???家應該?常樂????新?認知?所????定??????定??聽?瞎掰??定?守???步?內?”


  聞言?常樂雙眼?快噴?火?????徹底斷???革命?路啊?連條????機?挖?種?

  逮??兩次??郎?深????點點??玄奘??深?體??渡?成佛??路?總?充滿艱辛?

  “??????定???”


  “喂喂?????把?再綁???難??連放??機??????”


  “常樂??太讓??失望??”


  “??今??吃頓燒烤?算?補?放?????”


  ???燒烤攤???往情況複雜?劉姐立馬?駁回??“?行?”


  “?咱???家樓?燒烤怎?樣???夏?????吃??常樂?????腦??鬧情緒呢?”常樂苦兮兮????

  “嗯?”眾?????“??融合?嘛?怎??鬧情緒?”


  常樂哀歎?聲?“別提???經常鬧情緒???今??午?????見義勇???奪路?逃?????鬧??”


  ??眾?算??兩?靈?又???次新?認知?

  “?行?”劉姐沉吟片刻應???走??又??悟空千叮嚀萬囑咐?

  “猴哥?打?商量把??解?怎?樣?”等劉姐??走????兒?常樂才舔?笑臉和悟空???

  悟空瞟???眼“哼”??聲?拿???蘋果朝?揚?揚??常樂?明所?????????悟空居?走??捏???嘴巴?直接把半?蘋果塞?進??

  “唔~唔~”


  “閉嘴?”


  “唔~唔~”常樂?僅叫?更急??倆腳???勁兒?使勁跺?

  “倉~”悟空拿?牆根躺???把?尖兩刃刀?嫻熟?耍??花槍??見??寒光閃??常樂嘴??蘋果?削掉?層薄薄?皮?音聲顫顫??

  “呃~”


  常樂嚇?縮?縮脖??終於?叫喚??